The Vending Machine.

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

You get a bag of treats.

 

I insert some homemade Terminator Armor. 

[DubWolf 17,338]

The vending machine terminates you.

 

*inserts borg cube*

[Shypony 10]

You get.... -Drum roll- The impossible cube!

 

*Inserts Twilicane*

[Kagamine Rin 45]

You get...

FLUTTERCANE! Danananaaaaa!

 

 

 

 

*inserts Triforce*

Edited January 7, 2014 by Navi

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get the world transformed into whatever you see fit...or whatever is in your heart...whatever they said Ganon did in A Link to the Past.

 

I insert a Bowler hat.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a trilby hat.

 

 

 

 

I insert Monita.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

*You get the internet*

 

*inserts the RRRRRUURRRRRRRUS*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Scanty and Kneesocks.



I insert a set of unused phlebotomy implements.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get a dead thread.

 

*inserts life back into the thread*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a reply.

 

I insert a post.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a single knitting needle.


I insert a bag of cow blood.

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get 3 cashews.

 

I insert a yield sign.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get several thousand almonds. Don't eat them all though, you'll poison yourself.

 

 

 

I insert lots of torn-up pieces of tissue paper.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get a tree.

 

*inserts Jontron*

[Super Mario Brony 21]

You receive Daniel Sexbang. Plus, an ominous voice yells at you...

 

"GET OUTTA HERE!"

 

*Inserts Sheldon Cooper*

[DubWolf 17,338]

You get Sheldon Hoover (the vending machine is a brony).

 

*inserts a poison shroom*

[RoguesWolfe 192]

You get a paper that has " RUN" written on it.

 

*inserts pokeball*

[DubWolf 17,338]

You get a masterball..upgraaade!

 

*inserts dead ratatat*

[Super Mario Brony 21]

You receive a Silph Scope.

 

*inserts a diamond pickaxe*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get a Creeper.

 

*inserts the homework I should be doing*

[Denim&Venöm 19,261]

Get a plane ticket and a scholarship to Scandanavia where the education is better

 

Insert a paternity suit from Applejack

Edited January 16, 2014 by Denim&Venom

[Clover Heart 978]

Get foals!

 

Insert my D...elicious apple crumb cake.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get a non-delicious apple crumb cake.

 

*inserts the everything*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get no tea. And also tea.

 

 

 

I insert an actus reus.

[Clover Heart 978]

You get a hug from an effeminate, overweight man named Tank.

 

*inserts a bendy straw*