The Vending Machine.

[Denim&Venöm 18,445]

You get a Morgan (Freeman) silver dollar

 

Insert a Chimera

[Samurai Heavy 53]

Get a print copy of "Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction".

 

Insert Destroyed Icon Database.

Edited February 14, 2014 by Samurai Heavy

[DigitalRocket 185]

You get nothing because it's destroyed

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-1yeKWFaOA

 

*Inserts old meme*

 

Edit: becuse LOL WUT

Edited February 14, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[Jaxy 18]

You get OVER 9000!

 

*Insert a whole nickel*

Edited February 14, 2014 by Jaxy

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get an unwhole cobalt.

 

 

 

I insert H₂O_2.

[DigitalRocket 185]

You get shocked because you put a liquid substance in a vending machine

 

*insert fine*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You get MightyFine!

 

*inserts cat*

[Sir Fluffernutter 435]

You get the ASPCA on your ass for stuffing a cat into the vending machine

 

I insert pyrite.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You get fool's gold....so you get what you gave.

 

*insert $5 dollar bill*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Abraham Lincoln.



I insert Jane Austen's right shoe.

[Sir Fluffernutter 435]

You get the right half of a copy of Pride and Prejudice

 

I insert a bit

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You get 'Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters' Dang, beaten

 

You get an apple.

 

*insert potato*

Edited February 14, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[DigitalRocket 185]

You get a long 9gag post

 

*inserts C₈H₁₀N₄O₂*

[Sir Fluffernutter 435]

You get a cup of coffee

 

 I insert a calculator

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You get a math problem

 

*insert coffee bean*

[DigitalRocket 185]

you get a poorly written racist joke

 

*inserts hd dvd*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Betamax.



I insert the first season of Breaking Bad, in 4K, stored on several hundred cassette tapes.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You get Walter White

 

*inserts DVR*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a collection of floppy disks in assorted colour and sizes.



I insert a piece of flan.

[Gay Bird 421]

Get whatever the opposite of flan is cause I don't know what that is.

 

Insert tiredness

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get 50 energy shots.




I insert Das Bierstiefel. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You recieve a large quantity of mayonaise.

 

I insert a shot glass filled with mayonaise and whiskey.

[Bastion 414]

you get a p***ed off bar customer

 

I insert a snake.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Leatherbehlt. Where the heck has he been?


 

I insert a can of worms.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You get dirt, because worms make dirt.

 

*inserts Pikachu*