The Vending Machine.

[Neutrino 47]

Receives a positive outlook on life.

*Inserts contradictory statement*

[Fishy Stick 7,541]

Receives Paradox

 

Inserts Muffin

Edited February 19, 2014 by The Snapp

[Neutrino 47]

Receives a 'doped out' derpy.

*Inserts a tie owned by the actor 'Will Ferrell'

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Receives President/ Lord Business

 

Inserts kragle!

Edited February 19, 2014 by AI Pony

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a plot point in a film

 

*inserts baseball*

[Fishy Stick 7,541]

Receives bash in the face with a baseball bat.

 

Inserts Guitar

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive one of the best guitar solos/intros ever:

 

*inserts a live turkey*

[Neutrino 47]

Receives a fully roasted chicken.

*Inserts omnipresence*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a very poorly written novel about a crappy romance about a vampire and a Mary-Sue character that has no emotions about anything.

 

*insert chicken egg*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a chicken.

 

 

 

I insert Brian Blessed's beard.

[CawsOfDestruction 26]

You recieved a human brain.

 

 

*inserts myself*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

The machine fires a Kamehameha at you.



I insert a large amount of vampire's spit.

[CawsOfDestruction 26]

You recieve a copious amount of human blood.

 

 

*inserts Helix Fossil*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Receives Jurassic Park

 

Inserts plunger eye

Edited February 20, 2014 by AI Pony

[CawsOfDestruction 26]

You get Dalek Caan.

 

*inserts Miku Hatsune*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Receives haiku poem

 

Inserts pop tart

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You received a toasted pop tart

 

*inserts snowball*

[CawsOfDestruction 26]

You recieve a recording of Winter Wrap Up.

 

*inserts Shinji Ikari*

[Denim&Venöm 18,332]

You get a shuriken to the spleen

 

Inserts the Witchblade

[Fishy Stick 7,541]

Receives more anime.

 

Inserts Youtube video

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a horrible cover of a well-known song

 

*inserts Ringo Starr*

[Neutrino 47]

Receives a cowboy thumb-hat.

*Inserts the concept of a 1960's pop singer becoming famous again through the means of the internet, singing 'I'm glad to be back home'*

[Bastion 414]

Receives Concept of a 1960's pop star trying but gets all their videos taken down for "copyright".

because you know, youtube copyright laws.

 

I insert 2 and a half mares

[Neutrino 47]

Receives a new (and highly successful) fan-animated cross between 'my little pony, friendship is magic' and 'two and a half men'

*Inserts necessary criticism for the word replacement of 'men' into 'mares', I.e.- mare is not a valid substitution for men.*

Edited February 20, 2014 by Neutrino

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get the word "Stallions". Your challenge now is to make a version of the 2AAHM opening theme with that word.



I insert a bacon and oyster pita.