The Vending Machine.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a C-C-C-Combo Breaker!



I insert the Escape key.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You Receive a door to escape through

 

*Insert gLad0s*

[Sam Fisher 123]

You Get a potato

 

*Insert gLadi0s potato*

[Blue Parasprite 197]

You get Raidriar with the Infinity Blade

*inserts your adorable avatar  *

[Sam Fisher 123]

Gets Sam Fisher

 

*Inserts Light Bulb*

[DubWolf 17,251]

You get an idea!

 

*inserts a moose*

[Sam Fisher 123]

Gets a 22%PUN Flashlight

 

*Inserts 2015*

[DubWolf 17,251]

You get 2016

 

*inserts a chocolate whale*

[Sam Fisher 123]

Gets OMG WAT IS THAT

 

*Inserts Gravity*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You receive a crushed vending machine

 

Inserts one of chuck Norris's baby teeth

[DubWolf 17,251]

The machine....the machine..gets chewed on?

 

*inserts a black hole*

[Sam Fisher 123]

FU*K PHYSICS

 

*Inserts Murica!!*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a septuple-barreled chaingun.

 

 

 

I insert a wooden leg.

[Sam Fisher 123]

Get a Plank

 

*Insert Snickers*

[Guest90210 3,568]

You get a Milky Way Bar

 

*inserts glove candy from Glove World*

[Nemesis Atlas 31]

You get spoilers of the next season of all the episodes you watch

 

*insert Mars (candy bar) on water project*

 

Internet: 1

NASA: 0

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Galaxy bar.


I insert a box of thermite.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive black powder.

 

*inserts a saddle*

[Summer Greetings 237]

You receive saddle sore. 

 

*inserts handgun*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a whip.



I insert the BFG-9000.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a pistol

 

*inserts shampoo*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a pair of bloodshot eyes.



I insert Ralph Wiggum.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You get the best presidential ad ever.

 

 

I insert a PS4 controller

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get a playstation 5! (Now I want to put a ps4 controller in a vending machine)

 

I insert the Big Bang

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive Universe-In-A-Can

 

 

*inserts Bender, who is great*