The Vending Machine.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

*you receive an original joke written into a slab of gold*

 

*inserts a philosopher's stone*

[crispy fries 432]

Receives a sorcer's stone.

 

Inserts my heart and soul.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

*You receive a new evolved body*

 

*Inserts Princess Luna's gaming headset*

[cybershocker455 324]

Recieves an NES

 

Inserts scissors

[crispy fries 432]

Receives an adult telling you not to run with them.

 

Inserts some spicy Mexican food.

[cybershocker455 324]

Recieves flaming hot breath

 

Inserts Rainbow Dash's tears.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

*Receives Scootaloo's bucket of her tears*

 

*Inserts Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth*

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[cybershocker455 324]

Receives a bucketful full of thumbs downs 

 

Inserts a boa constrictor

[Moonlit_Night 223]

*you receive a new TV*

 

*decides to be old fashioned and inserts a coin*

[crispy fries 432]

Receives a slightly crushed bag of chips.

 

Inserts the party cannon.

[ButterKingPyromaniac 86]

Receives a dimensional rip.

 

Isnserts self.

 

(GET ME OUT OF HEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

[crispy fries 432]

Receives... yourself.

 

Inserts a bag of, y'know, some stuff.

[cybershocker455 324]

Receives a bunch of jokes

 

Inserts some stupid meaningless philosophical words.

[ButterKingPyromaniac 86]

Receives Discord.

 

Inserts cybershocker.

[crispy fries 432]

Receives an electrocution.

 

Inserts a wet mane.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

*Receives magical flowing mane*

 

*Inserts Avatar Korra*

[Number62 1,258]

Gets Avatar Aang.

 

 

Inserts a dollar.

[crispy fries 432]

Receives four quarters.

 

Inserts a changeling.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

*you receive Queen Chrysalis*

 

*inserts the Dark Net*

[ButterKingPyromaniac 86]

Receives a captured farie.

 

Inserts deoderant.

[cybershocker455 324]

Receives the forest

 

Inserts a kraken

[crispy fries 432]

Receives Godzilla.

 

Inserts Dirty Harry's gun.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

*You recieve a clueless squirell*

 

*I insert a completed Pokedex*

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

*Receive an empty Pokedex and a note saying "Sux 2 B U, Start over!!"*

 

*Insert some paperclips and a subway coupon*

[crispy fries 432]

Receives a half empty box of staples and a McDonalds coupon.

 

Inserts a top that's sooooo out of season.