The person above you is the final boss in your video game. How do you defeat him

[Nightfall 3,950]

Tell him Pokemon and Sonic suck.

Gg, I'm OP.

[Shiki 5,855]

An epic "Who can brohoof more content within a given amount of time" battle. I will win by a landslide, n00b.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Ask who has the most brohooves given on this site.

 

You best give up now.

[Shiki 5,855]

Ask who has the most free time and the least amount of life. 

 

I could easily catch up if I wanted to. Would only take me a day. o;

[Nightfall 3,950]

Almost 3,000 to about 16,000... You probably could, consider how much is on this site. But would you defeat the brohoof king..?

 

Steal their peanut butter.

[Shiki 5,855]

Steal their peanut butter.

 

... I-I give up... after... that... 

You're evil. I don't want to defeat you, now. I just... I can't... You're too scary.

[Rocco 567]

poison donuts...... then ill spray whip cream in your face and strut off like a big shot!

[Nightfall 3,950]

... I-I give up... after... that... 

You're evil. I don't want to defeat you, now. I just... I can't... You're too scary.

i sowwy :(

 

Take always your "swag."

[Blinding Light 81]

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

[Shiki 5,855]

spray whip cream in your face

 

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@above - I will eat you. In one bite. 

[Blinding Light 81]

Well, it's taken you a while to finish that donut of yours.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Shot down by an arrow.

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

*steals violin*

[Nightfall 3,950]

Huh.

I'm still alive.

 

Takes RD.

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

I'm ok with that my favorite pony is still ok *runs off*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

A poisoned cupcake and an insane Pinkie Pie!

[Just some guy 1,070]

Give very valid and good reasons as to why her OC should be an Earth Pony or an Alicorn.Her mind would implode from either the sheer stupidity or the massive indecision on what to make her OC stick as.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

He looks like that boss from the video game where I must fight in the jungle ruins using guns.

Seeing as I stand only about two inches tall and therefore couldn't even operate a safety catch, let alone a firearm, I think I'd have to defeat him by putting Rationalist Humanism thoughts into his head Jiminy-Cricket-conscience-be-your-guide style, sitting on his ear and making him slowly and agonizingly despair for his own sake of the human race, wasting away with inattentive regard for his own faith in the ineptitude of his own self. Six years later he commits suicide by jumping off of a boat holding an ammo box. I jump to safety.

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Steps on

[Stellafera 3,836]

Force them to pirate episodes of MLP via torrent

Edited December 31, 2012 by Stellafera

[Blinding Light 81]

*Roundhouse Kick*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Axe kick followed by a palm strike and snake form

[Moon Rat 4,772]

I make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and become your friend

[Blinding Light 81]

I'd throw the sandvich (Not a typo) in your face 

[Nightfall 3,950]

Take away AJ.