What Really Happened 1000 Years Ago

[Inkie 87]

I dunno what I'm doing with my life anymore.

Srsly.

Liek fhat the wuck br0z.

aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou filler space

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29G4eoYGT-0

[Fluffy Pinkie 417]

It all makes sense now!  LOL! this actually had me laughing a little but I feel sorry for Luna, why she have to get so ugly

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[Kamil 315]

Man... If only everyone didn't die, they could make a show out of this! It could be about how the evil ugly pony came back, got defeated, and then they killed her because apparently banishing just doesn't work.

[Twilight Circuits 603]

Try this on for size. The scripture below is from those points in time in the very first episode:

00:00 Once upon a time, love came to the earth.
00:09 Thus, came the love of creation, and there was harmony.
00:15 Together, thy understoodeth light, and dark.
00:23 Thus, harmony layeth over the land.
00:30 But thou hadst toucheth darkness, and grew to be resentful.
00:35 Thus Discord belayeth a pony.
00:38 For Discord take awayeth the love of thy craft.
00:42 Thus, a pony loseth all love for their craft.
00:46 Thus, a pony refuseth love.
00:50 Thus, a pony learneth hate.
00:53 Thus, a pony seeketh revenge.
00:58 Thus, a pony darketh the earth.
01:02 So Twilight teacheth the elements of harmony.
01:10 For Twilight balanced the discord within.
01:18 Thus, peace, love, and harmony be restored.
01:40 So Twilight sayeth to thy little pony:
01:46 I used to wonder... What could friendship mean?
01:50 Until you, all shared it's magic with me.
01:53 It's having adventure.
01:54 It's having fun.
01:55 It's having a beautiful heart.
01:56 It's being faithful and strong.
01:57 It's sharing kindness, as it is free to give.
01:99 And like magic, you'll feel loved.
02:02 My Little Pony,
02:04 Didn't you know? That makes us best friends.
02:17 For Twilight sayeth:
02:22 Judgeth not, a pony that loveth their craft.
02:24 For that pony understandeth love.
02:30 As there is always time to socialize.
02:38 For a pony must remember:
02:45 The elements of harmony still dwelleth within.
02:49 If thy pony learneth to reach high,
02:52 Haste in thy persistence will grant thee a gift.
03:00 For the pony learneth the truth,
03:05 And the pony shall receive love,
03:16 As all, are never lost.

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Pretty much sums it all up.

 

I liked the part where everyone died, it really moved me you know?

 

Poor The Black One, she got such a raw deal.

[Inkie 87]

Try this on for size. The scripture below is from those points in time in the very first episode:

00:00 Once upon a time, love came to the earth.

00:09 Thus, came the love of creation, and there was harmony.

00:15 Together, thy understoodeth light, and dark.

00:23 Thus, harmony layeth over the land.

00:30 But thou hadst toucheth darkness, and grew to be resentful.

00:35 Thus Discord belayeth a pony.

00:38 For Discord take awayeth the love of thy craft.

00:42 Thus, a pony loseth all love for their craft.

00:46 Thus, a pony refuseth love.

00:50 Thus, a pony learneth hate.

00:53 Thus, a pony seeketh revenge.

00:58 Thus, a pony darketh the earth.

01:02 So Twilight teacheth the elements of harmony.

01:10 For Twilight balanced the discord within.

01:18 Thus, peace, love, and harmony be restored.

01:40 So Twilight sayeth to thy little pony:

01:46 I used to wonder... What could friendship mean?

01:50 Until you, all shared it's magic with me.

01:53 It's having adventure.

01:54 It's having fun.

01:55 It's having a beautiful heart.

01:56 It's being faithful and strong.

01:57 It's sharing kindness, as it is free to give.

01:99 And like magic, you'll feel loved.

02:02 My Little Pony,

02:04 Didn't you know? That makes us best friends.

02:17 For Twilight sayeth:

02:22 Judgeth not, a pony that loveth their craft.

02:24 For that pony understandeth love.

02:30 As there is always time to socialize.

02:38 For a pony must remember:

02:45 The elements of harmony still dwelleth within.

02:49 If thy pony learneth to reach high,

02:52 Haste in thy persistence will grant thee a gift.

03:00 For the pony learneth the truth,

03:05 And the pony shall receive love,

03:16 As all, are never lost.

I think my soul shattered a bit while I was reading that. Those words man, those are the words of a true hero.

I can't. fyhfgafyighegfiewifgiwgaasdh

You deserve the highest of brohoofs.

[Twilight Circuits 603]

I think my soul shattered a bit while I was reading that. Those words man, those are the words of a true hero.

I can't. fyhfgafyighegfiewifgiwgaasdh

You deserve the highest of brohoofs.

If you go into my profile there is a video of me reading them out loud to music. Let me know what you think as i havn't gotten much feedback on it.

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Oh my god this had me laughing so hard xD! This sounded like a Beavis & Butthead commentary of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic! 

 

Great job with dubbing your voice and giving a lesson in history :3. I knew they were teaching us all lies in school while in history class.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

This made me laugh. Good work! It was very funny and you have a beatiful voice. I felt bad for Luna though. Anyways, nice little comedy video. I enjoyed it.

[Inkie 87]

Man... If only everyone didn't die, they could make a show out of this! It could be about how the evil ugly pony came back, got defeated, and then they killed her because apparently banishing just doesn't work.

It's aaalllllll an illlluuuussssiiiooonnnn

I actually thought about that while I was recording this, then I realized something.. every"pony" actually did die, because no one could live for 1000 years, besides Suhletsiuh and Loorna. Plus, that's kinda my favorite catchphrase

It's a shame no one's made a show of this yet, though.

[Jack A.J 6]

It all makes sense now. Thanks for clearing things up, it was so cryptic even after watching multiple times. You should do this for all of Celestia’s other “1000 years ago…” stories, maybe show how they connect together and answer the questions the fans deserve. Great vid.

[Scootalove 10,689]

I guess that really sums up the Luna/Celestia 1000 years ago theory.

Everypony, there you have it the question has been answered.

[OblivionFall 5]

Mere words cannot describe how mind blowing this is. It's simply amazing, I'm serious. I am totally for serial, ya know? I seriously must show this to all of my friends o________o I will watch it while I am awake, and while I am asleep. I will watch it while I eat my cereal, for serious cereal is most serial for serious matters such as this.