The Corrupted Wish Game

[aaronsnowden 10]

fn y cnt

 

I wish for my last wish, but for him to be fully human

[Mars Orbit 729]

fn y cnt

 

I wish for my last wish, but for him to be fully human

(Ha! You used T. You failed)

 

Granted, but he grows three faces

 

I also wish for my last wish, but with spaces this time

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted, but he grows three faces

(not really a bad thing)

 

No.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted

[Mars Orbit 729]

(not really a bad thing)

(True)

 

No.

 

I wish for more wishes

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted.
You get .5 wishes.

 

I wish America was communist.
COME AT ME

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, that wish corrupted itself.

 

I wish for 4chan.

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted, but now, it's politically correct

 

I wish Texas did not ever think of secession, but Illinois did

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but Illinois becomes South Antarctica

 

I wish for Tumblr

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted.
Now tumblr's not politically correct.

I wish for fish

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted.

Now tumblr's not politically correct.

 

I wish for fish

Granted, but it has ptsd, it can talk, and it only talks of what it's seen.

 

I wish for me

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted.
You're dead.

I wish for bagels.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted.

You're dead.

I wish for bagels.

Granted.

You're dead.

 

I wish for a cat

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted.
It's dead.

I wish you would hear about closing the goddamn door.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted.

The door's on fire and you're dead.

 

I wish i remembered what song that was

Edited January 24, 2016 by Mars Orbit

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted.
"I'm Not Okay" by FALL OUT BOY

 

I wish I was a little bit taller

Edited January 24, 2016 by Aaron Snowden

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted.

You stub your toe and die

 

I wish for raw bacon

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted.
It's made from people.

I wish that the first president was black.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Eww

 

Granted, but every president after him is black.

 

I wish for T.V to actually be entertaining

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted, but every president after him is black.

How is that bad?

 

Granted.

Now all you get are reality shows made by rappers who were last popular in 1864

 

I wish there was an Asian president

[Mars Orbit 729]

How is that bad?

It's not, i just ran out of ideas.

 

Granted, but he never learned english

 

I wish there was....uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm becomes president.

Vice president: The Reanimated Corpse of Franklin Delano Roosevelt

I wish for someone to do a random rp with

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted. I'll do it!

 

I wish for some pumpkin pie

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted. It's several weeks old, though.

 

I wish I could speak every major language of the world.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but you die.

 

I wish for some cheesecake to go with my weeks old pie

[aaronsnowden 10]

Granted.
That cheesecake was made during the Harding administration.

I wish for some cute gay stuff.