The Corrupted Wish Game

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but some of the bronies turn away.

 

I wish I could have a hug.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. *hugs* You now have my cold.

 

I wish I could really get rid of this cold.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Welcome to the sun.

 

I wish I had a sample of white dwarf diamond. (Interesting astronomy note is that the fate of the sun is to swell, burn up the earth, and squish itself into a glowing dense diamond.)

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You have it for five seconds before it turns into a black dwarf.

 

I wish I wasn't a parasprite.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You're a muffin.

 

I wish I didn't waste time pouring so much effort into ideas that simply wouldn't even make it.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You then get struck by lightning.

 

I wish I was at home right now.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted. You don't have Internet access there.

 

I wish I could actually leave for the beach now.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's through a hearse. I'm sorry.

 

I wish I had food.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. It's old, rotten food with worms in it.

 

I wish I had the ability to shapeshift.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but you can only morph into two-dimensional shapes, and because you're infinitely thin, you keep slicing through everything and everyone who's three-dimensional.

 

I wish that made sense to everypony.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but soon after they loose their memory.

 

I wish I had a Youtube account.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, banned. As in banned from Youtube. I wish I had a Pirates of the Caribbean Online Premium account for free.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, it expires the next day.

 

I wish I could just yell YAY!!! because of this song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDpUb1Weny0&feature=related

[go away seb 367]

Granted. When you yell, it emmits a sound so loud that will either break the Space-Time Continuum and destroy life as we know it, or just burst open your enemy's eardrums.

 

I wish for pudding.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. It's mushy, old, gray pudding that smells funny and looks appetizing. In reality, it is a deadly poison, but you eat it.

 

I wish I could just scream anything.... YAYAYAYAYAY... oops....

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you get struck by lightning because it didn't look like that song was properly credited.

 

I wish I was less stingy.

[go away seb 367]

Granted, but now you're too deaf.

 

I wish that my wish becomes corrupted.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. It wins the election and spends all the campaign funds on a square-mile mansion.

 

I wish I had come up with my OC sooner.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, he looks horrible. I wish the mane six were real, and were just like in the show.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's just their manes...

 

I wish I had something new to write...

[Leo dash 79]

granted but it sucks

 

i wish for the end of the world

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. As a bonus, I also grant you immortality. You cannot die, but you also feel all the pain of the loss of love ones, home, job, basically everything, plus the physical pain of the planet exploding under your feet.

 

I wish that Alt+S worked in these forums.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It doesn't.

 

I wish I had something to do...

[Wishful Thinking 102]

Granted. It's the infamous Lyra plushie.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I wish I were just a bunch of letters spelling out YYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYYAY