The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but the're jerkier then my friends

 

I iwsh i could jump 4 meteres high

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted but, you fall down like a rock.

 

I wish I wasn't eating this candy.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, now i'm eating it

 

I iwsh i was more attentative

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you're more attentive to the most random things.

 

I wish... for another user to answer this.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it's still me in disguise

 

*is a bush*

 

I wish i wasnt a bush

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but now you are a muffin...

 

I wish I had more lemon Pledge (to wipe down tables. )

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you have to drink it

 

I wish i could poison gothem's water supply

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you must drink it now.

 

I wish I could play Metroid Prime III right now...

[Lostwanderer 367]

granted, but you lose instantly

 

I wish i had a 3DS

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but it's broken, cannot be fixed, and cannot be replaced.

 

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, you now have brain block

 

I wish i could be bothered to write more of my fanfiction

 

Granted, you now have brain block

 

I wish i could be bothered to write more of my fanfiction

[Nightfall 3,950]

Yes, but it turns out horribly.

 

I wish I had more help for my Arylett fanfic...

[Lostwanderer 367]

GRanted, but she yells at you

 

I wish for better school grades

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you lose the things you love in the process of getting them.

 

I wish for a fish. So juicy sweet.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Grated, but it eats you

 

I wihs i could go fishing

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you never catch anything.

 

I wish I could draw ponies well.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you ahve no hands

 

I iwsh i had 4 feet

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but now you're a dog.

 

I wish I was Nightfall.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you fall from teh night and crash

 

I wish i lived in equestria(if you corrupt this wish you will make fluttershy cry)

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but now Fluttershy cries, and you will never meet the mane 6.

 

I wish I was cool like that.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you lose all radicalness

[Nightfall 3,950]

Interesting wish.

 

I wish I could fly as fast as RD.

[Lostwanderer 367]

granted but cos i didnt make a wish you lose

 

I wish i remebered to make a previus wish

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but it isn't a pretty wish.

 

I wish I could simply walk into Mordor.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you cant run

 

I wish i had invented a popular internet meme