Ask Ninja Derpy!

[Street Comedy 327]

Derpy, what was your first date?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Derpy, what was your first date?

 

Dr. Whooves. He was wonderful. And very smart!

[Electrobolt 2,069]

Do you have a muffin launcher? And if so, do you sometimes fire the muffins at yourself to eat them?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Do you have a muffin launcher? And if so, do you sometimes fire the muffins at yourself to eat them?

 

Yes I do have a muffin launcher, no I don't fire muffins at myself to eat them. The muffin launcher is like 100 cal.!!! But my clones, super muffin derpy 506, and I battle with them a lot!

[EvilToasterPony 33]

Derpy, what is the meaning of life?

[Lunatic 1,186]

what does thy enjoy the most after muffins.

[benben471 66]

what do you do to people who hate muffins?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Derpy, what is the meaning of life?

 

 

Well, I would say muffins, but that is my meaning of life. You must figure out your own meaning.

what does thy enjoy the most after muffins.

 

Hmm, probably cheese.

what do you do to people who hate muffins?

 

Have you ever read the fan fiction Cupcakes? Think my friend, think. ᴹᵘᶠᶠᶦᶰ.

[Lunatic 1,186]

can you do the chickendance?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

can you do the chickendance?

 

OF COURSE!! **Does Chickendance**

[benben471 66]

ok now i kinda wanna see the animation of derpy going all creepy and torturing a muffin hate now :/

[Ninja Derpy 343]

ok now i kinda wanna see the animation of derpy going all creepy and torturing a muffin hate now :/

 

That can be arranged........

[Storm Cloud 2]

What is the answer to this math problem?...

 

Apple x Bowtie + Pie^23 - Cupcake?

 

When I used ^, that meant raising the number.

[Ninja Derpy 343]

What is the answer to this math problem?...

 

Apple x Bowtie + Pie^23 - Cupcake?

 

When I used ^, that meant raising the number.

 

Hmm

 

Apple + Bowtie = Applebloom,

and Pie^23 is 459,

so it is now

 

Applebloom + 459 - Cupcake.

 

Applebloom + 459 is -1294,

and that - Cupcake is 42!!!!

Edited January 31, 2012 by Dr. Derpy

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Woohoo! The thread came back to life! Anywho, I have a couple question of my own, Derpy. How big is the biggest muffin you ever made and did you eat it after you made it? Did you eat it alone or did you have to share it? I'm sure Dinky would have been open to helping you eat it. Edited January 31, 2012 by super muffin derpy506

[Lunatic 1,186]

what went wrong?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

I'm sorry Lunatic, but I don't understand your question? Are you asking about my famous line from when I was made into an official canon pony or something else? I'm having a derp moment so I'm a little spacey right now.

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Woohoo! The thread came back to life! Anywho, I have a couple question of my own, Derpy. How big is the biggest muffin you ever made and did you eat it after you made it? Did you eat it alone or did you have to share it? I'm sure Dinky would have been open to helping you eat it.

 

Well, It was 3,000 feet high and 20,000 feet wide, and it was delicious. No, no pony in Equestria could eat as much as I. Nah, dinky wasn't hungry at the time.

[Vicke 3,189]

Hi derpy, i love you.

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Awww, thanks Vicke! Its nice to be loved.*hugs Vicke*

 

Why has nopony asked anymore questions? I like being asked questions.

[SuperTheAwesome 199]

I was surprised when you said cheese was your favorite thing after muffins, I always thought it was hugs!

[RubberFruit 26]

I got one how come your at almost every important event in equestria

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Well, I'm always at the important stuff because word travels fast in Equestria(thanks to ponies like me delivering the mail )and besides, I love being around crowds! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside because I'm being included.

[RubberFruit 26]

thats why your known so well

 

if you like cupcakes so much how come your cutie mark is bubbles?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Actually I prefer muffins, but cupcakes are good too. Anyway, my cutie mark is bubbles because I love to blow bubbles and I also love to go snorkeling in my spare time and air bubbles are very important there, so I realized that they were very important to who I am because they keep me alive. Edited February 5, 2012 by super muffin derpy506