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Derpy where were you at exactly 5:45 PM yesterday? we found a muffin on the counter, the song "hip to be square" on, and a bloody body looked to be cut with kunai

 

I was with Pinkie pie at the bakery. I do love muffins, and I am a ninja, but I didn't do it.

  • I don't like Huey Lewis.
  • Pony-jitsu does not involve kunai. It only uses shuriken, katanas, and martial arts.
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yes! teach me master!

 

Ok. But you must change your name to Ninja TheGuyWhoReviewGames. Or any name involving martial arts. Ready?

 

Trains TheGuyWhoReviewGames for a couple years....

 

Well, you are complete. Here is your Katana and shuriken. Good luck to you.


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have you ever sneak in celestia castle?

 

Yes, I am also secretly the Muffin fairy. If you do a very nice deed for one of your peers that day, I sneak in and give you a muffin of your favorite! Celestia did a good deed so I gave her a blueberry muffin!

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how do you judge a muffin?

 

taste.

 

can you give me a recipie for your favorite muffins ( NO REASON we are not planning a suprise party *nervous laugh*)

 

OK!!

  • 1 ½ cups flour
  • ½ cup sugar
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ½ teaspoon cinnamon
  • ½ cup milk
  • ¼ cup packed brown sugar
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 egg, beaten
  • ½ cup oil

Directions:

  • Sift together flour, sugar, brown sugar, baking powder, salt, and cinnamon.
  • Combine egg, oil, and milk, add to dry ingredients. Stir just enough to moisten.
  • Fill greased muffin tins 2/3 full.
  • Bake at 400.
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have you ever made poisonous muffins? (you know to *kill* some pony)

 

OF COURSE NOT..... *nervous laugh*

 

would you like 1 muffin or 10000000000000 cupcakes???

 

 

 

please tell me what you want :3

 

 

10000000000000 cupcakes. Because I could sell those to Pinkie Pie and buy more muffins!! TACTICS!!

 

 

Don't you wish you had my name :3 ?

 

NOPE!! I like being a ninja!

 

how fast can you make a muffin?

 

.3 seconds! *ding* DONE!!! There you go!!


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