Ask Ninja Derpy!

[Ninja Derpy 343]

  On 2012-03-07 at 9:25 PM, 'Jeff The Killer LXI' said:

Derpy where were you at exactly 5:45 PM yesterday? we found a muffin on the counter, the song "hip to be square" on, and a bloody body looked to be cut with kunai

 

I was with Pinkie pie at the bakery. I do love muffins, and I am a ninja, but I didn't do it.

• I don't like Huey Lewis.
• Pony-jitsu does not involve kunai. It only uses shuriken, katanas, and martial arts.

Edited March 7, 2012 by Ninja Derpy

[JappleackWithApples 34]

yes! teach me master!

[Ninja Derpy 343]

  On 2012-03-07 at 9:38 PM, 'TheGuyWhoReviewGames' said:

yes! teach me master!

 

Ok. But you must change your name to Ninja TheGuyWhoReviewGames. Or any name involving martial arts. Ready?

 

Trains TheGuyWhoReviewGames for a couple years....

 

Well, you are complete. Here is your Katana and shuriken. Good luck to you.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

yay! thank you master!

 

derpy. what are your "demons"?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

  On 2012-03-07 at 9:56 PM, 'TheGuyWhoReviewGames' said:

yay! thank you master!

 

derpy. what are your "demons"?

 

.....I can't tell you.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

what would be your best weapon of choice?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

  On 2012-03-07 at 10:42 PM, 'TheGuyWhoReviewGames' said:

what would be your best weapon of choice?

 

Shuriken

[JappleackWithApples 34]

have you ever sneak in celestia castle?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

  On 2012-03-07 at 10:46 PM, 'TheGuyWhoReviewGames' said:

have you ever sneak in celestia castle?

 

Yes, I am also secretly the Muffin fairy. If you do a very nice deed for one of your peers that day, I sneak in and give you a muffin of your favorite! Celestia did a good deed so I gave her a blueberry muffin!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

if you was god what would you do first?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

  On 2012-03-07 at 10:57 PM, 'TheGuyWhoReviewGames' said:

if you was god what would you do first?

 

MUFFINS FOR ALL!!!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

what if you was a unicorn in stead of a pegasus?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

  On 2012-03-07 at 11:06 PM, 'TheGuyWhoReviewGames' said:

what if you was a unicorn in stead of a pegasus?

 

Well isn't it obvious? I would create muffins w/ my magic!!!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

how do you judge a muffin?

[Derpy Whooves 77]

can you give me a recipie for your favorite muffins ( NO REASON we are not planning a suprise party *nervous laugh*)

[Ninja Derpy 343]

  On 2012-03-07 at 11:12 PM, 'TheGuyWhoReviewGames' said:

how do you judge a muffin?

 

taste.

 

  On 2012-03-07 at 11:15 PM, 'Jeff The Killer LXI' said:

can you give me a recipie for your favorite muffins ( NO REASON we are not planning a suprise party *nervous laugh*)

 

OK!!

• 1 ½ cups flour
• ½ cup sugar
• ½ teaspoon salt
• ½ teaspoon cinnamon
• ½ cup milk
• ¼ cup packed brown sugar
• 2 teaspoons baking powder
• 1 egg, beaten
• ½ cup oil

Directions:

• Sift together flour, sugar, brown sugar, baking powder, salt, and cinnamon.
• Combine egg, oil, and milk, add to dry ingredients. Stir just enough to moisten.
• Fill greased muffin tins 2/3 full.
• Bake at 400.

Edited March 7, 2012 by Ninja Derpy

[JappleackWithApples 34]

have you ever made poisonous muffins? (you know to *kill* some pony)

[S.M.S. 8]

would you like 1 muffin or 10000000000000 cupcakes???

 

 

 

please tell me what you want :3

[Derpy1 137]

Don't you wish you had my name :3 ?

[JappleackWithApples 34]

how fast can you make a muffin?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

  On 2012-03-07 at 11:58 PM, 'TheGuyWhoReviewGames' said:

have you ever made poisonous muffins? (you know to *kill* some pony)

 

OF COURSE NOT..... *nervous laugh*

 

  On 2012-03-08 at 4:39 PM, 'general darkspore' said:

would you like 1 muffin or 10000000000000 cupcakes???

 

 

 

please tell me what you want :3

 

 

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10000000000000 cupcakes. Because I could sell those to Pinkie Pie and buy more muffins!! TACTICS!!

 

 

  On 2012-03-08 at 9:07 PM, 'Derpy' said:

Don't you wish you had my name :3 ?

 

NOPE!! I like being a ninja!

 

  On 2012-03-08 at 9:08 PM, 'TheGuyWhoReviewGames' said:

how fast can you make a muffin?

 

.3 seconds! *ding* DONE!!! There you go!!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

*noms on muffin* have you ever made muffins on the moon?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

  On 2012-03-08 at 9:24 PM, 'TheGuyWhoReviewGames' said:

*noms on muffin* have you ever made muffins on the moon?

 

Yes, Luna loves them. They are called moonpies. She got to name them.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

have you dated any pony?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

  On 2012-03-08 at 9:32 PM, 'TheGuyWhoReviewGames' said:

have you dated any pony?

 

Yes