I'd hit you with _________

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a toothbrush.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a rolled up paper ball or something.

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit you with a piece of paper... because that's the only object near me, other than my computer >:I

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a stick.

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit you with a water bottle.... Stack of water bottles

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a sword.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a mace.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a katana.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a shuriken.

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit you with chicken

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a obvious approval.

[Senor Citizen 516]

I'll hit you with baman.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with white text.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a Déjà-vu.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a Rope!

[DR Leper Lupinstein 410]

i would hit you with a master ball.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with the heart of the cards.

[Viking 61]

I'd hit you with a poptart

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a twinkie.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with this!

 

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with liquid nitrogen.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with sulfuric acid.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with ammonia.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a shiny sword.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a dull shield.