I'd hit you with _________

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with the missing bones of your BBQ wings.

[DigitalRocket 185]

I'd hit you with a wrecking ball.

[7th Boss 102]

I hit you with baa weep grana weep nini bong

 

[Endless Storm 109]

I'd hit you with the fact that that's a really funny word

[Bastion 414]

I'd hit you with a hoof engulfed in flames

[7th Boss 102]

I hit you with a giga drill

[Bastion 414]

I hit you with nothing

 

GOOD DAY SIR!

[7th Boss 102]

I hit you with everyone, who am I hitting you with?

 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'd hit you with three tigers.

[Sam Fisher 123]

ID HIT YOU WITH The Epic RUBBER Ducky !

Edited February 7, 2014 by ~Bass~Poni~

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'd hit you with four tigers.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with the eye of the tiger...or actually eight eyes of four tigers.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with The Game and put you on him.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

I'd hit you with a witch doctor

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with a refrigerator

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with toast.

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with a toaster

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a blender.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with a pot

[Sam Fisher 123]

I'd hit you with Nuke and make sure it explodes

 

Edited February 8, 2014 by ~Bass~Poni~

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with combustible bananas.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with combustible lemons

[mars 4,862]

I'd hit you with my best shot.
(FIREEE AWWAAYYYYY)

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with an applaus that you so clearly deserve

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with the brink of a brick.