I'd hit you with _________

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with the Little Sister and then tell the Big Daddy that you hit her.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

I'd hit the Big Daddy with the Big Daddy Hypnotizer plasmid, causeing him to therefore, hit you. So I kinda hit you with him in a way.

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with that TacoBelle fanfic you wrote.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with the fact that it's the best fan fiction ever!

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with the fact that you're absolutely right. xD

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with the nurse from HOTD

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with Planty McPlanterson.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with perfume

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with 'MURICA!

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

I'd hit you with MuffinBelt

[DigitalRocket 185]

I'd hit you with wubs

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with heavy metal

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

I'd hit you with melodic death metal.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with FFDP

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

I'd hit you with Dark Tranquility.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with Type O Negative

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

I'd hit you with Katatonia.

[null123456 759]

I'd hit you with the darker areas of 4chan..

Let it all soak in.

[Arken Wyrmwald 4]

I'd hit you with a cheese sandwich. If I had one.

Edited February 1, 2014 by Arken Wyrmwald

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'd get a Feegle friend to hit you with his forehead.

[DigitalRocket 185]

I'd hit you with a comment

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with this post

[Arken Wyrmwald 4]

I'd hit you with my teeth.

Well it says you're cupcake. What flavor are you? Can I eat you?

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

I'd hit you with a bakery full of stale bread.

[DigitalRocket 185]

I'd hit you with counterfeited money