Arken Wyrmwald

I'd hit you with marmalade.

I'd hit you with Zabimaru. Bankai form.

I'd hit you with worthyness. If such a thing exists

I'd hit you with my teeth. Well it says you're cupcake. What flavor are you? Can I eat you?

Jesus Christ that guitar is pure epic. Does he also use his wings while playing the guitar? It would make sense, because in the show they're used instead of hands sometimes.

I'd hit you with a cheese sandwich. If I had one.

I met the president of my country. People think I'm scary and/or weird. I love dragons. My right arm is kind of broken. I love space, and natural sciences. I hate everything. I love chocolate, though. I suffer from haphephobia. My dreams are very weird. I often dream of Assassin's Creed. I love the color green. I am usually polite but I'm very cold and mean too. I don't listen to music often. Only 2-3 days a month. I love metal music. I hate One Direction and Justin Bieber, not for their music (although it sucks) but for their idiotic brainwashed fans. I love weapons of any kind. I have two cats who hate me. I can't smile normally. I almost never smile. I haven't watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic past episode 17-18. I am not very rich. I can't stop writing once I start. I want to go to Florence one day, with my best friend. I'm collecting a hundred feathers for my passed-away friend. Although I still haven't found any... I love reading encyclopedias. I hail from a corrupted, but beautiful little country. Sometimes I get hypnotized by my reflection in the mirror. I can't stop looking at it. Argonians are the best race. I've had a not-so-secret admirer before. That would be enough.

I was born dead, actually. But somehow I managed to revive myself...? I don't even know. Actually, it went like this. There were some problems at my birth and the doctors pulled me by my hand. They damaged my right arm. I can't move it in a full range, but as a kid I could barely even move my pinkie, so, success I guess? Then the doctors got me away from my mum. She wanted to know what happenned to me, but the next day they brought me back to her and told her I was born dead. Wait... I was born dead...? Am I a zombie? Anyway, it's pretty metal.

Actually, I... I dislike it when I'm the center of the attention. I feel embarrassed and selfish. I feel like others should get attention, not me. Especially when I do something good. And people congratulate me or thank me for that. I can almost feel how they hate me then. That's why I don't like attention.

I hate people I hate everything I am viewed as weird, if not scary by others I am highly intelligent I am introverted I have haphephobia My right arm is damaged and I cannot move it in a full range I can't smile normally. Actually, I smile rarely. I almost never listen to music, but when I do, I listen to Slipknot Did I mention I hate everything? I love drawing, especially dragons, ponies, and occasionally people I have met a person that I particularly like, but I don't want to like them As a kid I always wished I was a spy or secret agent I love space I almost never cry, even in tough emotional situations, but tears may come to my eyes if you punch me

Honestly? I think I'm allowed to say it here. Okay, here goes. It was when I found out my friend had killed herself. Best friend. Darnit. I'm getting that shivery feeling again...

Aggron or Spectile. Or Garchomp. Garchomp wins.