I'd hit you with _________

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with, DON'T EVEN START!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a smart comment from Miss Cheerilee.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with *runs away* "CHEERILEE'S FREAKING CREEPY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with the Whipin' Stick.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with *runs away* YOU'LL NEVER FREAKING CATCH ME! MWUHAHAHAHA

[SparklingTwilight 109]

I'd hit you with the contents of a toilet.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with, ewwwwwwwww

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a bunny.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with a bunny, to counter your bunny.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with "defaced books" to ruin your bunny.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with a kitten that HASN'T BEEN DECLAWED MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with another "defaced book" to ruin the kitten.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with a defaced book on Fillydelphia Las Pegasus

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Hit with Taco, who is from Fillydelphia

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with some deals on "defaced books".

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Hit with the fact that my brother is stupid >

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I hit you with the fact that the mobile site is getting kinda wierd. It's all just straight text and links.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with yeah... ADMINS WAKE UP!!!

Nevermind it's good!

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[Vinyl Rave 67]

Hit with Stay out of my shed

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a straight jacket. BECAUSE YOUR SHED IS FULL OF-

[King 5,625]

Hit you with a tiny mutant fish capable of advanced mathematics

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with, I CAN'T MATH!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with mah shed...

[kyoki wolfe 134]

I'd hit you with A CHEESEBURGER!!! 

[LeJAKoJAK 49]

I hit you with a VEGAN! Take that cheeseburger!