I'd hit you with _________

[tehsmartcookeh 15]

I'd hit you with an apology

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a Snickers.

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you with forgiveness.

 

I'd hit you with the moon.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a kiss! 

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a Gir

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

I'd hit you with this 

 

 

That guitar 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with the air!

 

(Get it?)

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with an axe looking like this but made of hard candy.

 

[Zygen 6,066]

I'd hit you with a pretzel.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a dinner date!

Edited July 5, 2013 by Status Update

[tehsmartcookeh 15]

I'd hit you with a pointless website http://thebest404pageever.com/

[Twi Rubix 726]

I'd hit you with a kitten! No, wait, that's not threatening...

 

I'd hit you with a fluffy pillow? Wait, hang on...

 

I'd hit you with kindness! Umm...

 

You know what, think of some I'd hit you with. I got no good ideas. 

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you with friendliness

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with nothing!

 

(your too nice to hit)

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you wih  a Lightning Vortex.

Edited July 5, 2013 by Blue Bay

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you with a Dark Hole.

Oh wait, it's banned...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with this! 

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you with a duel disk, and steal all your good Yu-Gi-Oh's.

I'd hit you with this! 

Why would you do this? You know how much I like casting spells 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a quote!

Why would you do this? You know how much I like casting spells 

So you can't escape!

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you with a random blunt object so I can have more time to think of an escape plan.

I'd hit you with a quote!

So you can't escape!

You don't have to chain my in your basement. I would have stayed by my own choice

 

But now I'm not so sure...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with an apology!

 

Forgive me! (please)

I'd hit you with a random blunt object so I can have more time to think of an escape plan.

You don't have to chain my in your basement. I would have stayed by my own choice

 

But now I'm not so sure...

*unlocks chains*

Edited July 5, 2013 by Status Update

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

I'd hit you with a I don't know... It may take more than an apology...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with kisses!

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

Okay, I can hit you with forgiveness now.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a Yay!!