Ask Vinyl Scratch!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hello everpony! It's me, your very own DJ Pon-3, here to answer your questions and spin some wicked jams! Go on, fire away!

[Shypony 10]

Is it true that you and Octavia live together? I heard you did from Rarity, but I'm not sure. I can't see it.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

@Shypony

Yep. 100% truth. We're stuck with each other until our musical careers take off. Not that I'm complaining! She's cool! Just a little... boring at times.

[Callisto 1,876]

What inspired you to become a DJ?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

What inspired you to become a DJ?

There was this awesome concert years ago... Everypony went, and I had front row seats! It was amazing! The turntables, the bass, the lighting fast tempo... I decided to dedicate my life to music.

[Callisto 1,876]

Do you have a special somepony?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Do you have a special somepony?

Currently sing- wait, available.

[Callisto 1,876]

Mares or stallions?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Have you ever spanked a filly?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Mares or stallions?

WHAT?!? I was drunk when I kissed her...

Have you ever spanked a filly?

I had this job foalsitting once... parents made me... Why do you ask? Edited February 6, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Have you spanked Octavia?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Have you spanked Octavia?

No... she's just a bit too... not a stallion...

[Shining Wing 201]

What type of headphones do you use?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

What type of headphones do you use?

Runaround Bassboosters. It's like a stereo in your ears!

(Wanted to stay IC, so invented fake brand)

[Shining Wing 201]

Hug? Sorry if that's kinda creepy, I ask everypony this.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Hug? Sorry if that's kinda creepy, I ask everypony this.

Whoa whoa! Be cool! If you want to hug... you're going to have to win me over...

[Shining Wing 201]

Whoa whoa! Be cool! If you want to hug... you're going to have to win me over...

 

Welp, there goes all chances of hugs.

[Callisto 1,876]

Who is the walrus?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Who is the walrus?

John Stallion!

[Callisto 1,876]

What's your favorite kind of cheese?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

What's your favorite kind of cheese?

Nacho cheese!

[Callisto 1,876]

Do you play any video games?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Do you play any video games?

Sometimes "Trot Trot Revolution" "DJ Protagonist" or "Generic Band". (Get the references?)

[Callisto 1,876]

(Nice references!)

 

Do you listen to anything beside electronic music?

[Shining Wing 201]

What do you think of this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOktxKAmOA0