benben471 66 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 heh..im getting my men to set off an emp and then they will line the vault with c4 by then ill be able to defeat you and destroy the derp star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 323 February 11, 2012 Author Share February 11, 2012 Its a little late for that, benben. My troops have moved the vault and hidden it. Even I don't know where it is at this point. They have yet to report back and inform me of the location. You're men will never find it. It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 you forget if the EMP goes off so will both, the star and life support systems beaning the airlocks will malfuntion and all the air will be sucked out of the derp star *sets off EMP detonator and puts on space suit and makes way through a blast in the side of the star* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 323 February 12, 2012 Author Share February 12, 2012 (edited) *creates a bubble of energy with the Derp Force to protect me and my most loyal supporters and floats it to the planet's surface* Good try, but most of my troops were clones anyway and I always keep another Derp Star hidden away in case of just such a situation. Edited February 12, 2012 by super muffin derpy506 It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 13, 2012 Share February 13, 2012 (edited) Derpth Fader at your service, My Lord. I apologize for being late, but I have been delayed by a tentacle monster threatening my family. Shall I get my Star Dough-stroyer's Ditzy beam cannons and Brohoof torpedoes ready to fight off the Muffin people, My Lord? Edited February 13, 2012 by Derth Fader the Ponith I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 323 February 14, 2012 Author Share February 14, 2012 Yes, Derpth Fader, that would be an excellent choice of action. Also, you could do something about benben. He has been trying to assassinate me for the last couple pages. It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 Yes, of course My Lord. Right away, My Lord. *clicks tongue* Hey, benben. *wags finger* >=( Bad pony. Go to your basket. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 323 February 17, 2012 Author Share February 17, 2012 Excellent work, Lord Fader. You wil be allowed the honor of being my body guard. I don't need one, but I'm just so busy that I don't have time to deal with every threat to my life. It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothless the Night Fury 260 February 17, 2012 Share February 17, 2012 Hmm... does the immortality muffin have a side effect? *Turns head to the side in confusion* Like making you cross-eyed? And stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 323 February 18, 2012 Author Share February 18, 2012 (edited) None that I have found. My eyes are just crossed naturally. Gaze upon my new avatar and view my power! Edited February 18, 2012 by super muffin derpy506 It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberFruit 26 February 18, 2012 Share February 18, 2012 bye bye ben ben data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAABAAEAQAICTAEAOw%3D%3D . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 18, 2012 Share February 18, 2012 If you wanna murder my little pony, Rainbow, you'll have to go through ME. And for THAT, you'll need more than those pathetic anime guns and an emo haircut. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 323 February 18, 2012 Author Share February 18, 2012 (edited) Well benben, its been nice knowing you, but once Death the Kid shows up, you're pretty much screwed. I no longer fear for my life. I would trust Death the Kid with my life and then some. Oh and Derpth, you do not question the awesomeness that is Death the Kid, he will mess you up before you even know what happened. Edited February 18, 2012 by super muffin derpy506 It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynic 336 February 18, 2012 Share February 18, 2012 (edited) Just saw that you re-opened the RP in the RP section. Will go join there. Edited February 18, 2012 by CynicalBrony The Derpiest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 18, 2012 Share February 18, 2012 (edited) Forgive me, My Lord, but benben is still my pet. Until he buys his freedom, I shall protect him to the best of my capabilities. And if he gets hurt, my ship will self-destruct with me in it, obliterating the heavy weaponry that took decades of research and years of fine-tuning (unlike the pitiful "weapons" contributed by others). . Also, I was not questioning anything, but now that you brought it up, I am starting to. My Lord, what makes you so sure that he has not been earning your trust just to betray you later? Perhaps it is a strategy to "mess you up before you even know what happened"? Of course, to fool such a powerful Overlord such as yourself, he would need no less than the amount of awesomeness you are implying. Edited February 18, 2012 by Derpth Fader the Ponith I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 323 February 18, 2012 Author Share February 18, 2012 Have you watched Soul Eater, Derpth? If you have, you will agree that Kid is just as awesome as I made him out to be. The fact that Rainbow Shy referenced him at all makes me glad I chose him as my second in command. I trust Rainbow Shy's judgement just as much as trust yours, my most awesome of body guards. It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 18, 2012 Share February 18, 2012 Thank you My Lord, but I would rather he did not threaten somepony I care for. *salutes, turns around, and goes back to commanding my Star Dough-stroyer* I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi495 49 February 18, 2012 Share February 18, 2012 We shall now build the Death Muffin and destroy random planets. Derp. 3DS friend code: Luigi495 - 3523-2558-5396 Send me a message if you add me.l don't click this link... Pinkie Pie is best pony. ------The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 February 18, 2012 Share February 18, 2012 heh im not scared of your friend... for the fact that you don't know what i came here for did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 18, 2012 Share February 18, 2012 Um, who're you talking to, benben? Me, or The Derp Lord? I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ MUFF1N D3RP 323 February 18, 2012 Author Share February 18, 2012 Yes, benben, who are you addressing? It's party time, ponies! Let's do this Pinkie Pie Style! http://www.youtube.c...35EA5C5072F46D5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benben471 66 February 19, 2012 Share February 19, 2012 im talking to both of you while we've been talking this place has been covered in C4 and ive gained all of your important files from the ship.. what youve been talking to is a hologram i placed on the ship as a distraction goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 19, 2012 Share February 19, 2012 (edited) As you can see, My Lord, my idea of having every single synthesizer in the Empire reprogrammed has proven useful. They only magic explosives if given the respective passwords, which I assure you benben had no knowledge of. If you check the data displayed on my derpicorder, you will notice that all of his "C4" is, in fact, badly-cooked meringue. Just a few minutes in the oven, and we have the perfect dessert for everypony on the Derp Side. But for his betrayal, he is my pet no more. Rainbow, you were correct about him being screwed, but your emo kid has nothing to do with it. He just thought he was cleverer and underestimated us. Edited February 19, 2012 by Derpth Fader the Ponith I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luriel Maelstrom 253 February 19, 2012 Share February 19, 2012 Hello everyp- What in the hay is going on here? And Hi Dad...just wanted to see...how are you...working. ~ I'm in love with my own OC Luriel Maelstrom ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 19, 2012 Share February 19, 2012 (edited) Hello Luriel. Sorry I couldn't be very... present... but I have a lot going on right now, with RAM (Rationalist Arsehole Muffin) people attacking my Star Dough-stroyer. I dunno if it's a good thing that you get too attached to me, but I guess it's a bit too late now. Oh, and before I forget. Join the Derp Side, my son. Edited February 19, 2012 by Derpth Fader the Ponith I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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