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Because you're hiding it behind a fake mustache, that's why.

 

If a tree falls in the forest. and there is no one there to see it. Does it still make a cool crashing sound and crush little forest creatures?

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I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly

I'm crying

 

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come

Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

 

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying

 

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess

Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

 

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come

You get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

 

Expert textpert choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied

I'm crying

 

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob

Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob

Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba

Jooba jooba

Jooba jooba

Jooba jooba

 

Is reality real?


STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY!

 

My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298

Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314

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Pickles are fruit

 

How do I know what I'm doing isn't the perfect thing to do, and everyone's just too blind to realize it?


My OC

 

Stay pony my friends

"And ALWAYS remember...to never forget." - Someone who I'm sure has said this before I did

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Pterodactyls came first. the rest is moot.

 

When a girl winks at you...what is she really saying?

She is just trying to confuse you?

 

Because you don't have a question.

 

If bacon exists, then what other godly foods exist too?

Muffins?

 

Baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me

No more

 

Which came first, egg or chicken?

Bacon

 

Because they are gingers.

 

Why don't animals other than humans have souls?

can you say that in amieracan and what would you do if you saw a leprechaun on a unicorn riding into space with big flying gummie bears and nyan cats?

 

Rainbows everywhere!

                                        

           What would you do if a gingerbread guy ran up to you a shoved pie in your face?

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It sings:

 

Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

 

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

 

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Banana phone

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Banana phone

I've got this feeling, so appealing,

for us to get together and sing. Sing!

 

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone

It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,

It's the best! Beats the rest!

Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

 

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone

Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone

It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony

My cellular bananular phone!

 

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,

to call a friend of mine!

Don't need computer or TV,

to have a real good time!

I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.

I'll call the white house, have a chat!

I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!

 

(Soprano Sax Solo)

Yeah!

 

Play that thing!

(Piano Solo)

 

Whooo Hooo!

 

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Banana phone

Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop

Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yonana phone

It's a real live mama and papa phone,

a brother and sister and a dogaphone,

a grandpa phone and a grammophone too! Oh yeah!

My cellular, bananular phone!

 

Banana phone, ring ring ring!

(It's a phone with a peel!)

Banana phone, ring ring ring!

(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)

Banana phone, ring ring ring!

(This song drives me bananas!)

Banana phone, ring ring ring!

 

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!

 

 

Does anything exist?

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STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY!

 

My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298

Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314

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They must, because you're here

 

What if the Multiverse Theory is right?


My OC

 

Stay pony my friends

"And ALWAYS remember...to never forget." - Someone who I'm sure has said this before I did

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