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I stole food from Rarity.


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I've used my unicorn all purpose sparkle vision and scanned the brownies, there are no laxatives or aphrodisiacs in them.

silly ponies. No brownies for you.

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HALT YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

 

Options

-> I apologize officer I'll put them back

-> YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE (attack)

-> I'm with the guild (pay 2000bits)

-> I'll pay the fine (pay 50 bits)

-> I'll to to quietly

-> want a brownie? (offer brownie)

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Upon hearing of pastry theft, the brave and amazing Muffin Investigator (who had absolutely NOT eaten a brownie) proceeded to check for hoofprints near the oven. These hoofprints belonged to none other than RARITY HERSELF!!!

 

For you see, Rarity stole and consumed these brownies for her own nefarious purposes! It makes no sense to blame the ponies with full mouths and bad poker faces!

 

CASE: CLOSED

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HALT YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

 

Options

--> want a brownie? (offer brownie)

Brownie for you. Mmmmm Good

 

Upon hearing of pastry theft, the brave and amazing Muffin Investigator (who had absolutely NOT eaten a brownie) proceeded to check for hoofprints near the oven. These hoofprints belonged to none other than RARITY HERSELF!!!

 

For you see, Rarity stole and consumed these brownies for her own nefarious purposes! It makes no sense to blame the ponies with full mouths and bad poker faces!

 

CASE: CLOSED

Passes brownie under the table. Thank you, officer.

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So you're saying... Rarity put laxatives on her brownies in the first place to soften her stool?

 

 

 

APHRODISIACS! >:VV

STOP USING MY :VVVV'S

 

>:VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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You big fat meanie face jerk! :angry:

I thought Rarity was the food.

 

Hehe, marshmallow joke... :lol: right?

You should sneak in her house and spy on her in the shower.

She's already always naked, wouldn't be much of a difference... :huh:
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