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[DarligPegasi 315]

A tall and elegant purple ice giant with pink tattoos running across her skin.

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And then things exploded.

[Dark Horn 430]

But then Queen Chrysalis crashed through the ceiling and ate the Hasbro executives.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

But as things seemed bleak, suddenly Gabe Newell and the other Valve executives burst in to save the day.

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But Half Life 3 was canceled, so Gabe exploded.

[Denim&Venöm 18,069]

But then a savior emerged, the only being to rival princess Molestia, the only being who could not only make sure that not only was Half-Life 3 made, but that valve would be the ones to make the first MLP game, the only being that didn't care if Gabe was dead (well not really the only being)

 

...her name was Lusty Luna, and her mane was in bed head mode, meaning that things were about to get very serious.

[Loriem 639]

When suddenly, the director yelled "HOLD IT!", and explained how this movie made no freaking sense, was supposed to be an E for everyone cartoon, and promptly fired everyone on set with frustration.

[Denim&Venöm 18,069]

Unfortunately no one cared as the giant human Twilght picked up the director and impaled her onto Lusty Luna's horn, who didn't seem to mind that much, as she looked on musingly as the spa ponies began to embezzle the films funding off the set.

[Enigma Stitch 51]

The battle stops for tea and then resumes like SMILE HD.

[Loriem 639]

But then, the one true hero arrived, Bob the hobo!

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But Bob was killed by a vacuum cleaner.

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and many animated plushies were made from bob's entrails.

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The sales of these plushies went down

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And soon they stopped being manufactured, until

[Loriem 639]

Bob's cousin offer his own entrails to be used to make new, better plushies!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

But suddenly, a ninja stole Bob's cousin and escaped!

[Loriem 639]

But the CEO's of Hasbro realized that marketing Hobo entrails as plushies was having a negative impact on their stock, so they didn't care about the ninja.

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Bob soon realized that he must rescue his cousin with FISH!

 

-Sparkle Speed

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But then Bob realized he was dead, and then he did nothing!

[Sparkle Speed 87]

The dead bob began to cry

 

-Sparkle Speed

[Loriem 639]

The CEO's realized a crying dead guy in their lobby was bad, so they had Bob buried in proper junk yard funeral.

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Only Bob's friend, Joey, came to the funeral.

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He then cried as Bob was his friend and hes DEAD!!

 

-Sparkle Speed

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But then Trevor came out of nowhere, drunk.

[Rukia 21]

Trevor started smashing bottles on people's heads until he knocked everyone out so he could