The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Luximus 482]

your beauty is strong, but not strong enough

CHAOS BLAST!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Screwed

[Luximus 482]

hey guess what?

CHAOS BLAST!

[Transblitz 129]

The Ultimate Life Form and Princess of the Night...crud...

Edited August 28, 2013 by Transblitz

[Loriem 639]

go to page 69 second last post and what reference

"Let them eat cake." from the French queen I believe, before the French revolution. (Though really she never said that, it was propaganda against her.)

 

OT: Changelings that can track me, while looking like any person on the street, eating watermelons?! I think I am a goner.

[Marshmallow 1,137]

Pretty fucked. I have no idea what it is, but I am scared of it.

[UJn92kwC 108]

Creepy.

I like it, but, 1343724632946/10

[Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb 167]

Come at me bro

[toby rogers 258]

pyro vs a muffin with a demon army and five headed dragon

i win

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I have a feeling I will win. Twiley isn't as experienced as me with using the human body.

[Loriem 639]

He looks serious, perhaps I' half screwed...

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

...Yup. I'm screwed.

[GhostPony750 959]

Not even.

Ghost car anyone?

[DrumBeat 8]

Drum playing Unicorn can survive. Also my drums are DEADLY!

 

I am not screwed.

[FruitRiver 355]

Oh gosh. A car could mash me up. But still not as scary as a guy with a knife.

 

Whoops, a ninja. Either that or I'm really slow.

Actually, your's would be really scary. A faceless one color pony running after me. But I couldn't kill you cause I can't kill a pony!

Edited August 30, 2013 by FruitRiver

[DrumBeat 8]

I am not a faceless one color pony. I just haven't gotten my OC drawn by anyone yet. I am trying to get someone to draw it now.

Also I would survive.

[FruitRiver 355]

Nah, Derpys pretty ferocious when she's mad.

 

Since I can't see your OC I'm still goin with what I said before.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Haha! I can so survive this pony, and absolutely nothing will go wro-

 

*trips and is accidentally crushed by a piano*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I don't think they would try and kill me.

 

Nice try,though,SomariFeyWright!

[SomariFeyWright 776]

... Okay, ignore the Krissy. Like I care.

 

Anyway, Feenie and Tigre.

... Yeah, the latter worries me. Sorry Nick, but you're just too pathetic. ^^;

[DrumBeat 8]

I would kill you in an instead. Your head would explode from my awesome drumming.

 

I would easily survive.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

*hugs*

[Skeleton Kin 385]

5/10 screwed

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nah, I can take him. My New Silverhoof has 3 spells.

The New You: This spell can change the color of anything, reverting back to its true colors one day later. If cast on a pony, it will reinvigorate the skin, cleanse the coat and mane, and refresh the recipient. It can make any color, even luminous colors. Silverhoof can make colored lights bright enough to read by. It has twice the range of of a longbow, and can cover an store front with a single spell. Duration: One day

Celestian Bolt
A Celestian Bolt fires darts of pure sunlight. Against the living they can only stun. Against inanimate objects they can destroy. It makes a "Pew Pew" sound as it fires.
Since this is a damaging spell, I will try to translate it into a numbers:
A normal pony takes two hits to go unconscious. He would have to hit a manticore four times for it to go down.
A lock will shatter with this spell. Heavier objects such as doors and walls need multiple hits.

Teleport
The classic and useful spell.

 

I'll just Teleport and blast you with a Celestian Bolt spell until you go down. Then I'll turn you a hot pink so everyone will laugh at you.