Ask Muffin Investigator questions.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Oh. Hi. Ask me stuff homie Gs.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Whats so odd that Muffins require investigating?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Whats so odd that Muffins require investigating?

Muffin Thieves all around...

 

You heard about Rarity's string of pastry theft, right?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Ah yes. (munch) Quite the mystery.

Brownie?

Edited May 26, 2013 by Silverhoof

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Ah yes. (munch) Quite the mystery.

Brownie?

I could never consume evidence!

 

Pass me one...

[Callisto 1,877]

How has your day been so far?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

How has your day been so far?

Absolutely amazing, thanks.

[Shining Wing 201]

Seems legit.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Seems legit.

I no, rite?

[Shining Wing 201]

Here, inspect this muffin that totally isn't an explosive device.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Here, inspect this muffin that totally isn't an explosive device.

Where'd you get it?

[Shining Wing 201]

Where'd you get it?

 

Uhh... a friend...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Uhh... a friend...

Why do you want me to take a look at it?

[Shining Wing 201]

Why do you want me to take a look at it?

 

To make sure it's good! After all you are a muffin investigator!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

To make sure it's good! After all you are a muffin investigator!

I'm a muffin investigator, not a taste tester.

 

*Leans back in a leather office chair*

[Shining Wing 201]

*muffin explodes*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

*muffin explodes*

It tasted like Feld0.

[Callisto 1,877]

Why exactly do you investigate muffins?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Why exactly do you investigate muffins?

Quote.

 

"Muffin Thieves all around...

 

You heard about Rarity's string of pastry theft, right?"

 

Unquote.

[stainesbrony 219]

So, are you the 'Luke Atmey-Ace Detective' of muffins? Also, do you have any ties to the local muffin theives?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

So, are you the 'Luke Atmey-Ace Detective' of muffins?

I wouldn't try to relate myself to him...

 

Also, do you have any ties to the local muffin theives?

I just have a list of those arrested.

[Callisto 1,877]

Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

I suppose.

[stainesbrony 219]

Do you have connections with P.D. Levin 'Third Eye' Jakes of the Misthallery Police? It's because I have a few queries I want to bring up with him, his police force, his suspected working with criminals and his overall decreeing techniques. Also, I want to know where his third eye is.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Do you have connections with P.D. Levin 'Third Eye' Jakes of the Misthallery Police? It's because I have a few queries I want to bring up with him, his police force, his suspected working with criminals and his overall decreeing techniques. Also, I want to know where his third eye is.

I don't know him, but I reckon his third eye is his forehead.