Give a weapon to the person above you

[Senor Citizen 516]

Take this.

The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish
 
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.

[just ignore me 86]

I give you the Warhammer Of Zillyhoo

Behold it's glory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSR4-_X5LMU

[Blue Bay 1,027]

It's not safe out there, take this for your defense. *hands stick with a pen atteched to it that secretly shoots lasers*

[Runty 41]

I hand you a weapon so dangerous, that the universe has not yet fabricated it for it's abnormal potency,

I give you the power of indifference! Use it wisely.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

Blue Bay appreciates thy mightiest weapon of them all and will hand thou in return his humble, yet trusty Showerhammer so thou shall cleanse thy foes with VIOLENCE!

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

You have my wub canon.

[tehsmartcookeh 15]

cookeh hands you a violin cannon may your enemies die classy

Edited July 3, 2013 by tehsmartcookeh

[Espy Vibe 4,298]

You can have this basket of muffins to defeat enemies with 

[Astralshy 26,740]

21 hours ago, Trot Shuffle said:

You can have this basket of muffins to defeat enemies with 

*gives snowball :3

[RDDash 19,184]

I can give you cuteness

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,227]

I give you the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.  

[Mirage 24,770]

The bones!

 

I give you KOS-MOS!

[Sparklefan1234 171,007]

I give you "angry Princess Luna". 

[Theautisticrebel 305]

I give you Mr. Osgood's gun! (it's the same as a regular gun but now Jimmy wouldn't be able to use it!)

[Nitobit 1,839]

I give you a pillow

Spoiler

with a brick inside.

[Espy Vibe 4,298]

I give you a fire hydrant strapped to a fortified office chair!

[CelestialEmma 44]

I give you the Keyblade, in order to fight off the darkness in your soul and other souls

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

I give you the 7 chaos emeralds. Use their awesome power wisely. 

[Spark Thunderbass 1,440]

I give you Tide Pods, go out there and force feed your worst enemies with them!

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

I give you a broadsword. It's made of Iron. Use it wisely and with great strength 

[Nitobit 1,839]

I give you a second broadsword, because you gave away the first one. This one is made of wood, so you just have to hit a little harder.

[Valynne 2,664]

I would give you a Crossbow, its silent, you can recycle the ammo, you can add poison for effectiveness, its fun to reload and fun to shoot, is like satisfactory

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

2 hours ago, Nitobit said:

I give you a second broadsword, because you gave away the first one. This one is made of wood, so you just have to hit a little harder.

SIR YES SIR! 

1 minute ago, Rethajni said:

I would give you a Crossbow, its silent, you can recycle the ammo, you can add poison for effectiveness, its fun to reload and fun to shoot, is like satisfactory

I give you a fusion grenade.

Use it wisely 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,107]

I give you sniper rifle VSSK "Exhaust".

[Yakamaru 3,127]

A very, very sharp mango.