FaZe Vinyl 521 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 (edited) So, children, gather around the fireplace. It's time for Ol' Unlce Flareon to tell his story about our friendly , and the lies he has given you, making you believe he is an almost perfect staff member. Well, today, children, I am exposing all of his lies, and the reasons you should think lowly of him. 1. He left the toilet seat up. 2. He doesn't use Old Spice Body Wash. He uses that brand most women use. 3. He actually had a conversation with Rainbow Dash, but never told anyone. Leaving Dashie to herhimself. 4. When elected President of his 4th grade class, he never kept his promise of free ice cream and more recess. 5. He doesn't watch House M.D. 6. He hates apple pie. 7. He secretly thinks Twilight Sparkle is best pony. 8. He had read all the Twilight books and has seen every Twilight movie. 9. He still watches reruns of Jersey Shore. 10. He is planning a takeover of MLP forums with Muffin Thief and Zoop, and when if they takeover they plan on making Feld0 a slave minority partner. 11. He secretly caused global warming. 12. He secretly breaks into your house while you are washing clothes and steals one of your socks, just to watch you descend into maddness. 13. He loves Nicki Minaj. 14. He eats vegetables. Do you know how many plants died just for his sick tastes? 15. He puts his toilet paper where it comes from underneath, unlike a civilized being, how makes it come from over the roll. 16. He stood up, even though he isn't the real Slim Shady. 17. He sleeps with the night light on. Now, children, I hope you have learned the error of where you keep your faith, and we can behead calmly reach a plea deal for his crimes against MLP Forums. JK bro. NF160's pretty cool. It's just I'll behead him if he steals my dried pineapple again. Edited June 3, 2013 by Flareon 8 Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 I bet he watches NASCAR. He comes off as that kind of person. 2 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,873 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 (edited) 1. But everyone does, last time I checked. 2. But L`Oreal's the best smelling stuff ever... 3. It's called a tulpa, not a hallucination. Get it right, Jeeves. 4. But that's because Trevor wouldn't stop pestering me because he thought I rigged the vote... 5. Pfft. Too mainstream... 6. I do, actually...I'm more of a cake person myself. 7. Nuh-UH! She's just...tied for best pony...with Dashie...that's it... 8. I do believe we have our context for the word "Twilight" mixed up. ...fine! I just wanted to see how bad it was, but...come on! Edward...with those...sparkles of his...irresistible!......I mean, um...um...uh...I don't know, actually. 9. But people who like like oranges are attractive...don't judge me... 10. I know Zoop, but who's the other guy? I mean, I have no idea why you are talking about... 11. But every human produces methane...it means we're healthy! Get with the program! 12. Yes. *I* am the reason why every person's pair of socks is single, and I keep them all to myself. I'm going to grow a sock farm and start funding for building a National Sock Museum one day. 13. If by "love", you mean "can't pronounce her name to save my life", then yes, I do love her. 14. It is a willing sacrifice that the farmers agree with. 15. Really, I can't stand you people that hate that sort of thing. We have better things to worry about, like the economy. 16. But the president walked into the room at that time, I didn't want to get shot by one of his body guards. 17. This...is actually true. I'm a wimp!... No...these are all lies...I won't admit it...none of you will find me, because I am the incognito! I will ever live out my cause to destroy everyone's sanity until I am satisfied! You'll never take me alive!!!!!! I bet he watches NASCAR. He comes off as that kind of person....I'll break you... Edited June 3, 2013 by NASCARFAN160 2 My journey in the fandom started on April 5, 2012. I joined here on April 24, 2012. Where that journey is headed now, who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 ...I'll break you... Why? Is it not true? LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 June 3, 2013 Author Share June 3, 2013 1. But everyone does, last time I checked. 2. But L`Oreal's the best smelling stuff ever... 3. It's called a Tulsa, not hallucination. Get it right, Jeeves. 4. But that's because Trevor wouldn't stop pestering me because he thought I rigged the vote... 5. Pfft. Too mainstream... 6. I do, actually...I'm more of a cake person myself. 7. Nuh-UH! She's just...tied for best pony...with Dashie...that's it... 8. I do believe we have our context for the word "Twilight" mixed up. ...fine! I just wanted to see how bad it was, but...come on! Edward...with those...sparkles of his...irresistible!......I mean, um...um...uh...I don't know, actually. 9. But people who like like oranges are attractive...don't judge me... 10. I know Zoop, but who's the other guy? I mean, I have no idea why you are talking about... 11. But every human produces methane...it means we're healthy! Get with the program! 12. Yes. *I* am the reason why every person's pair of socks is single, and I keep them all to myself. I'm going to grow a sock farm and start funding for building a National Sock Museum one day. 13. If by "love", you mean "can't pronounce her name to save my life", then yes, I do love her. 14. It is a willing sacrifice that the farmers agree with. 15. Really, I can't stand you people that hate that sort of thing. We have better things to worry about, like the economy. 16. But the president walked into the room at that time, I didn't want to get shot by one of his body guards. 17. This...is actually true. I'm a wimp!... No...these are all lies...I won't admit it...none of you will find me, because I am the incognito! I will ever live out my cause to destroy everyone's sanity until I am satisfied! You'll never take me alive!!!!!! ...I'll break you... HA! And for #3 you obviously don't remember whe RD joined the IRC chat that night. 1 Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leafeon 2,702 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 1. But everyone does, last time I checked. 2. But L`Oreal's the best smelling stuff ever... 3. It's called a Tulsa, not hallucination. Get it right, Jeeves. 4. But that's because Trevor wouldn't stop pestering me because he thought I rigged the vote... 5. Pfft. Too mainstream... 6. I do, actually...I'm more of a cake person myself. 7. Nuh-UH! She's just...tied for best pony...with Dashie...that's it... 8. I do believe we have our context for the word "Twilight" mixed up. ...fine! I just wanted to see how bad it was, but...come on! Edward...with those...sparkles of his...irresistible!......I mean, um...um...uh...I don't know, actually. 9. But people who like like oranges are attractive...don't judge me... 10. I know Zoop, but who's the other guy? I mean, I have no idea why you are talking about... 11. But every human produces methane...it means we're healthy! Get with the program! 12. Yes. *I* am the reason why every person's pair of socks is single, and I keep them all to myself. I'm going to grow a sock farm and start funding for building a National Sock Museum one day. 13. If by "love", you mean "can't pronounce her name to save my life", then yes, I do love her. 14. It is a willing sacrifice that the farmers agree with. 15. Really, I can't stand you people that hate that sort of thing. We have better things to worry about, like the economy. 16. But the president walked into the room at that time, I didn't want to get shot by one of his body guards. 17. This...is actually true. I'm a wimp!... No...these are all lies...I won't admit it...none of you will find me, because I am the incognito! I will ever live out my cause to destroy everyone's sanity until I am satisfied! You'll never take me alive!!!!!! ...I'll break you... Shhhhh... If you just accept yourself for who you are, you'll be much happier. Eeveelutions: @Vaporeon: N-Harmonia : Ampharos @Flareon: Descant/Bard @Espeon: Locked @Umbreon: Lhee @Leafeon: Firebolt @Glaceon: Mal @Sylveon: Don'tDropThatDedenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,873 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 Why? Is it not true? Nope, I totally don't watch that kind of sport, a bunch of Chevrolets driving in a circular pattern for 3 hours is totally boring...not for me at all... *adjusts NASCAR-themed tin foil hat and leaves* Shhhhh... If you just accept yourself for who you are, you'll be much happier. But it's not who I am! This is not who I am!!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I AM?! ... I'm Feld0. ._. My journey in the fandom started on April 5, 2012. I joined here on April 24, 2012. Where that journey is headed now, who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leafeon 2,702 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 But it's not who I am! This is not who I am!!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I AM?! ... I'm Feld0. ._. ...shit. Eeveelutions: @Vaporeon: N-Harmonia : Ampharos @Flareon: Descant/Bard @Espeon: Locked @Umbreon: Lhee @Leafeon: Firebolt @Glaceon: Mal @Sylveon: Don'tDropThatDedenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 June 3, 2013 Author Share June 3, 2013 ... I'm Feld0. ._. LIES. Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,873 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 LIES.Can you say I am in fact not Feld0? I rest my case. My journey in the fandom started on April 5, 2012. I joined here on April 24, 2012. Where that journey is headed now, who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 June 3, 2013 Author Share June 3, 2013 Can you say I am in fact not Feld0? I rest my case. Actually I can, I just can't prove it. #Lawyered Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 Nope, I totally don't watch that kind of sport, a bunch of Chevrolets driving in a circular pattern for 3 hours is totally boring...not for me at all... *adjusts NASCAR-themed tin foil hat and leaves* When you lay down to sleep you probably fantasize about them going round and round and round. That turns your Chevrolet on all the way, doesn't it? 2 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,873 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 (edited) Actually I can, I just can't prove it. #Lawyered >no proof Well there you have it, I'm Feld0. Bam. {R.I.P. Dancing Colbert GIF, 2013-2013} When you lay down to sleep you probably fantasize about them going round and round and round. That turns your Chevrolet on all the way, doesn't it? Oh, yeah. They say doing things constantly over and over will lesser its effect, it's the exact opposite for me. Edited June 3, 2013 by NASCARFAN160 My journey in the fandom started on April 5, 2012. I joined here on April 24, 2012. Where that journey is headed now, who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 June 3, 2013 Author Share June 3, 2013 >no proof Well there you have it, I'm Feld0. Bam. False. Feld0 would never partake in any of these shennanigans. Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 Oh, yeah. They say doing things constantly over and over will lesser its effect, it's the exact opposite for me. Did you just admit to having a racecar fetish? 1 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,873 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 Did you just admit to having a racecar fetish?Um...no. I wasn't being serious there. I really love NASCAR, but not that much. However you wanna interpret that is fine by me. o_O My journey in the fandom started on April 5, 2012. I joined here on April 24, 2012. Where that journey is headed now, who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 Um...no. I wasn't being serious there. I really love NASCAR, but not that much. However you wanna interpret that is fine by me. o_O No. Too late. You've revealed to me your deepest and darkest fantasies. Don't think I don't know what you want to do with those racecar hub caps and tail pipes. I know it all. 3 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 June 3, 2013 Author Share June 3, 2013 Um...no. I wasn't being serious there. I really love NASCAR, but not that much. However you wanna interpret that is fine by me. o_O You admitted it bro. No. Too late. You've revealed to me your deepest and darkest fantasies. Don't think I don't know what you want to do with those racecar hub caps and tail pipes. I know it all. I now know making this thread is possibly the best thing I've done on these forums. 2 Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betez 1,734 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 Snip I'd like you better if you were INDYCARFAN160 My OC Stay pony my friends"And ALWAYS remember...to never forget." - Someone who I'm sure has said this before I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 June 3, 2013 Share June 3, 2013 So, children, gather around the fireplace. It's time for Ol' Unlce Flareon to tell his story about our friendly , and the lies he has given you, making you believe he is an almost perfect staff member. Well, today, children, I am exposing all of his lies, and the reasons you should think lowly of him. 1. He left the toilet seat up. 2. He doesn't use Old Spice Body Wash. He uses that brand most women use. 3. He actually had a conversation with Rainbow Dash, but never told anyone. Leaving Dashie to herhimself. 4. When elected President of his 4th grade class, he never kept his promise of free ice cream and more recess. 5. He doesn't watch House M.D. 6. He hates apple pie. 7. He secretly thinks Twilight Sparkle is best pony. 8. He had read all the Twilight books and has seen every Twilight movie. 9. He still watches reruns of Jersey Shore. 10. He is planning a takeover of MLP forums with Muffin Thief and Zoop, and when if they takeover they plan on making Feld0 a slave minority partner. 11. He secretly caused global warming. 12. He secretly breaks into your house while you are washing clothes and steals one of your socks, just to watch you descend into maddness. 13. He loves Nicki Minaj. 14. He eats vegetables. Do you know how many plants died just for his sick tastes? 15. He puts his toilet paper where it comes from underneath, unlike a civilized being, how makes it come from over the roll. 16. He stood up, even though he isn't the real Slim Shady. 17. He sleeps with the night light on. Now, children, I hope you have learned the error of where you keep your faith, and we can behead calmly reach a plea deal for his crimes against MLP Forums. JK bro. NF160's pretty cool. It's just I'll behead him if he steals my dried pineapple again. 1.) Pretty normal. 2.) At least it isn't Axe. 3.) Pfft, he can keep her. 4.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,873 June 4, 2013 Share June 4, 2013 (edited) No. Too late. You've revealed to me your deepest and darkest fantasies. Don't think I don't know what you want to do with those racecar hub caps and tail pipes. I know it all. Oh...then I guess you already know about the engine blocks and windshield wipers...or is that still a secret? ...crap... Okay, no one else knows. No one. Got it? You admitted it bro. I now know making this thread is possibly the best thing I've done on these forums. But I am justified in taking back whatever I said, as it is completely invalid based on my terms. Whatever you say is false now. Edited June 4, 2013 by NASCARFAN160 My journey in the fandom started on April 5, 2012. I joined here on April 24, 2012. Where that journey is headed now, who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 June 4, 2013 Author Share June 4, 2013 Oh...then I guess you already know about the engine blocks and windshield wipers...or is that still a secret? ...crap... Okay, no one else knows. No one. Got it? But I am justified in taking back whatever I said, as it is completely invalid based on my terms. Whatever you say is false now. I know. Now admit defeat. Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,873 June 4, 2013 Share June 4, 2013 I know. Now admit defeat. You know? But that means my words are true and yours are not. I believe it is you that should be admitting your loss. My journey in the fandom started on April 5, 2012. I joined here on April 24, 2012. Where that journey is headed now, who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 June 4, 2013 Author Share June 4, 2013 You know? But that means my words are true and yours are not. I believe it is you that should be admitting your loss. False. I know everything. I have pictures of you at the 2013 Valentines Day Staff Party where you embarrassed yourself. Plus, I know exactly why you are a staff member to begin with. You had an affair with Zoop. Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,873 June 4, 2013 Share June 4, 2013 False. I know everything. I have pictures of you at the 2013 Valentines Day Staff Party where you embarrassed yourself. Plus, I know exactly why you are a staff member to begin with. You had an affair with Zoop. Where's your proof, mister? I have no idea what you are talking about. You are babbling nothing but the words of a fool. At this rate, you might as well give up. My journey in the fandom started on April 5, 2012. I joined here on April 24, 2012. Where that journey is headed now, who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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