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Greetings! It is I, the great Chef Boyardee! Legendary maker of pasta! You may ask me anything you like.

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What is the most complex kind of pasta that you have ever made?


Is there any kind of pasta that you would want to make, but couldn't because it wouldn't be scientifically possible? (Example: Living pasta)


 



The extent of my interest is in things that don't exist.


Or, at least, things that aren't in the basic man's senses

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What is the most complex kind of pasta that you have ever made?

Is there any kind of pasta that you would want to make, but couldn't because it wouldn't be scientifically possible? (Example: Living pasta)

I actually did try to make living pasta once. It nearly killed me...

Besides that, I met up with a scientest once, and we tried to make pasta out of human body parts.

That did not end well.


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How many cans of pasta can you eat in one sitting?

  

I can normally eat about 7, but once I ate 10.

 

y ur food suck

Why do you suck?
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So if you were the first president of the United States, how are you still alive?

Because my hat gives me immortality.

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Can I have your hat?

 

 

 

If I took off my hat, I'd die. So no.

 

By the way, I'm totally America's first president. If you look at parts of the Constitution reaaaallllyyyy closley, you'll see "Chef Boyardee".


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I'll give you two refined for that hat

#TF2reference

 

My question is, what do you put in the cans that makes them follow little girls home? I think I have a pretty good Idea already, but I just wanna be sure.

 

 

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See, I'm Greed. I want everything you can think of. Money and women, power and SEX. I want everything this world's selling! and immortality's topping the list!

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I'll give you two refined for that hat

#TF2reference

 

My question is, what do you put in the cans that makes them follow little girls home? I think I have a pretty good Idea already, but I just wanna be sure.

 

 

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You see, the can has really tiny legs, along with a small mechanical brain, and whenever someone considers buying the can, but doesn't, it's brain tells it to go walk to the house.

 

I'm kind of a jerk, aren't I? Hm.


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Can I have some cans of ravioli? Pretty please?

Well, since you asked nicely...

 

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Can I ask you a question?


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Can I ask you a question?

Well, of course!

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Who's best pony?

Pinkie Pie, of course! I made pasta with her once!

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Why don't you judge dancing people?

Chef don't judge, my friend. Chef don't judge.

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Can I have some ravioli, please?

(Month late response!)

 

Sure! I've got tons!


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