The avatar above just punched you. Your reaction?

[Senor Citizen 516]

Now you die.

[Lordav 3,427]

i tought we were allies, u backstabber

 

NO I WONT DIE!

Edited September 11, 2013 by lordav

[Mr F 1,522]

*shoots his crap out with a Kongsberg Colt*

Ninja'ed edit: YOU JUMPED BEFORE HIM YOU TRAITOR

Edited September 11, 2013 by a crazy pony

[Sunny 24]

That hurts D:

[Lordav 3,427]

That hurts more

 

WHY DID U BETRAY ME I ATE UR CAKE

[Mr F 1,522]

OK I am soory. *Gives cake and takes out bullets before he dies*

[Lordav 3,427]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHHHYYYYY!

[Mr F 1,522]

I ment you...

[Lordav 3,427]

Armoured Scutum

[Loriem 639]

"POLICE BRUTALITY!!! POLICE BRUTALITY!!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!! THE STATE IS ABUSING ME!!!!!!"

[Lordav 3,427]

y u hit? me hit back

[Loriem 639]

*Takes the shield.*

 

"I am telling your superiors that you were abusing me for no good reason!"

[Count Paradox 3,548]

EWWWWWWWWW NOW I'VE GOT JUNK ALL OVER ME FROM THE PUNCH!!!!

[Loriem 639]

*Lies on the ground nearly dead.*

 

"Too... many... punches.... Why?"

 

*Dies.*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

*drowns in whatever that thing is made of*

[Princess Derpy 672]

MULTIPLE PEOPLE JUST PUNCHED ME AT THE SAME TIME!

[SomariFeyWright 776]

... Would this technically qualify as my first real hoofbump?

Edited September 13, 2013 by SomariFeyWright

[Loriem 639]

[Skylar 1,641]

*Angrily Rears up on hind legs, spread wings as wide as they can go and hoof stomps you*

[Blue Bay 1,027]

1v1 me irl fgt, I friggin cut you.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

... Ouchies?

[Loriem 639]

"EVERYONE STOP HITTING ME! I AM IMPORTANT TO SOCIETY!"

 

*Shields head.*

 

"YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!..... BECAUSE OF MY LAWYER! HIS NAME IS PHOENIX WRITE AND.... he's also hitting me...."

[Ghostly assassin 31]

You wish

[Sunset Shimmering 43]

Why in the land of Equestria did you punch me for!? THIS MEANS WAR!!!

 

Oh wait, you're the Grimm Reaper, aren't you? Oh Diamonds.... I'm dead!

[Silverhoof 2,844]

(Hit by Crystal Rarity. Silverhoof sees his chance to make his romantic move...)

        POW!

"Would you call me, ruggedly handsome?"

        POW!

"Would you call me charming and witty?"

        POW!

"Would you call me an ambulance?" (falls over unconscious)