ooc The Trotting Dead (Closed)

[Milk Wave 454]

Okie :3

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

Well, it appears Grand is offline, I'm gonna watch some HIMYM.

I'll respond to our thing tomorrow, Shy.

Night.

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Anypony still here?

[dashian500 194]

Yes

[Milk Wave 454]

Not big surprise.

-Heavy 12:32

[Grand_Finale 529]

Butts

[dashian500 194]

Are nice when perfect shape and size

[Milk Wave 454]

All ponies butts are nice and round.

Cept my Kelpie, she has no butt. Just a cloaca.

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

I'm not into butss myself, I'm more into booblets.

 

(HOW AM I EVEN FUCKING CONSCIOUS?!!?!?!)

[Milk Wave 454]

I'm not into butss myself, I'm more into booblets.

 

(HOW AM I EVEN FUCKING CONSCIOUS?!!?!?!)

I'm into girly stuffz

[Grand_Finale 529]

I have all of the above

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

YAY!!!! Let's all hug Grand.

 

*hugs Grand*

[Milk Wave 454]

I have all of the above

Grand, can I French kiss you~?

[Grand_Finale 529]

Mmmmmmm

No, no you can't

[dashian500 194]

I prefer the australian kiss

[Milk Wave 454]

Mmmmmmm

No, no you can't

Can I hugz you den?

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

HOW ABOUT A FUCKING GLASGOW KISS!!?!?!

[Grand_Finale 529]

*le sigh*

Sure, hugs are socially acceptable

I don't know what that is shyflutters

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

He's gonna hug you

 

....

 

Then it's gonna go downhill from there.

[dashian500 194]

I would ask to australian kiss you but you would say no

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

A GLASGOW KISS IS A FUCKING HEADBUTT!!! AREN't SCOTTISH PEOPLE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWESOME?!!

[Grand_Finale 529]

Not if he wants a punch to the dick <3

[Milk Wave 454]

Not if he wants a punch to the dick <3

Punch me in the dick and i'll kiss you.

*hugz you tight*

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Actually, a punch in the dick wouldn't hurt, it's the testicles that make it really fucking heavenly.

 

By heavenly I mean the fact that you sound like a fucking angel choir afterwards.

[Grand_Finale 529]

I'm a Canadian. We punch each other for fun while on ice. You won't be able to do shit if I punch you in the dick

Actually, a punch in the dick wouldn't hurt, it's the testicles that make it really fucking heavenly.

 

By heavenly I mean the fact that you sound like a fucking angel choir afterwards.

That's good to know, I'll aim there from now on