Lupus 127 October 26, 2011 Share October 26, 2011 Pony Power!!!! Some crazy guy was trying to kick in the door of one of the flats on my landing intoning loudly, drunkenly and with menace "Are you real? Are you f'ing real?!" Eventually I got fed up of listening to him and blasted out "Intensive Pony Unit" A moment later he was gone, bang out the doors, and no more bashing into doors or swearing loudly A victory for the ponies? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizzarePony 199 October 26, 2011 Share October 26, 2011 (edited) Ponies give you the power to repel drunken jerks! Nice! Edited October 26, 2011 by BizzarePony 3 Brace yourself. Winter is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwilightSparkle 224 October 26, 2011 Share October 26, 2011 The power of pony compels you! The power of pony compels you! 2 The eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn. The younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyraHeartstrings 482 October 27, 2011 Share October 27, 2011 I HAVE THE POOOWWAAAAA!!! lol, that'd be so awesome! We need more examples of this! Anypony else ever use ponies to solve conficts? Why are you dragging your cursor over my signature? Is there a problem here? Do you maybe expect something special? Honestly, that's kind of creepy. Are you trying to get as much information about me as possible? Maybe you're going to copy and paste this into onto your little collage or all things Lyra? (me, not the awesome BG pony...) You seriously have issues dude... I pity you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivion 20,267 March 17, 2014 Share March 17, 2014 Awesome, ponies 1 dumbass drunk jerk 0!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824 March 17, 2014 Share March 17, 2014 Heh, now that's something you don't hear everyday! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeWg-TtBRMfqketa1ELyKGg Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/menelik-david-kenneth-cannady 2nd SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/thunder-dash-alternative/tracks Pony.fm: https://pony.fm/thunder-dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerpop198 696 March 17, 2014 Share March 17, 2014 Hey, I should try this sometime, keep random drunk guys from knocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurr 449 March 17, 2014 Share March 17, 2014 That's right! BRONIES: 1/ EVERYBODY ELSE: 0 THE POWER OF CELESTIA HAS OVERCOME YOU. USE IT TO FIGHT! LUNA HAS GIVEN YOU THE STRENGTH! USE IT TO RISE ABOVE THE EXPECTATIONS OF THE WORLD! CADENCE HAS GIVEN YOU THE TRUTH! USE IT SLAP OVER THE HEADS OF THE ONES WHO DON'T BELIEVE! TWILIGHT HAS GIVEN YOU THE WISDOM! USE IT FOR....um.... THE POWER OF KEEPING DRUNK PEOPLE AWAY FROM YOUR PLACE OF LIVING! PROTECT THE INNOCENT! PROTECT THE CHILDREN! AND MOST OF ALL PROTECT THE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!! 1 I don't care what pony you like because I like everypony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChosenPony 279 March 17, 2014 Share March 17, 2014 (edited) You! You're the chosen one! Edited March 17, 2014 by TheChosenPony May the force be with you, always Subscribe to my youtube channel, It'll give you a laugh, hell maybe two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rift enchanted 380 March 17, 2014 Share March 17, 2014 Heh he got done good. (I'm not drunk) You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it save equistria with its five candy coloured friends and shoot rainbows at bad guys using their necklaces and tiara unless you're celestiaAlso if your not familiar with the count to one million post then check out our welcoming cheer!http://mlpforums.com/topic/69955-count-to-one-million/page-1188Just scroll to the bottom and it'll be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adorkable 2,737 March 21, 2014 Share March 21, 2014 Pony Power!!!! Some crazy guy was trying to kick in the door of one of the flats on my landing intoning loudly, drunkenly and with menace "Are you real? Are you f'ing real?!" Eventually I got fed up of listening to him and blasted out "Intensive Pony Unit" A moment later he was gone, bang out the doors, and no more bashing into doors or swearing loudly A victory for the ponies? Oh my gosh xD HOW FUNNY! Honestly, I had too Google it, I've never heard "Intensive Pony Unit" before. I couldn't help but burst out laughing, I can only imagine a drunk guy outside my door with an "out of this world" gaze, just starting at my door with pony music being blasted in his ear. I top my hat to you, sir. Another victory against the drunks for the Bronies today! ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metemponychosis 1,262 March 21, 2014 Share March 21, 2014 I'm gonna try that next time my neighbor is making too much noise over my head. https://www.fimfiction.net/user/32864/Metemponychosis For dumb, self-important fics about mythology, ponies and fascist griffons that can't figure friendship out. And I'm just getting started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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