Wake up in Bed with the avatar above you, Your reaction?

[Arceus Clone 42]

bro i met you a hour ago

 

 

what are you smoking

[Barack Ollama 25]

[S. D. 49]

.....im not the father *goes back to sleep*

[Barack Ollama 25]

[S. D. 49]

Can't a half umber-wraith get any shut eye these days?

[Barack Ollama 25]

[S. D. 49]

*pokes you until you leave*

[NightGuard 251]

Can you get me some Cider from the fridge?

[Vinyl Scratch. 605]

I regret all the things! 

[S. D. 49]

Octavia is gonna kill us you know.

[Vinyl Scratch. 605]

eh she's probably doing the same thing

[S. D. 49]

good point...how much you wanna bet its with Hoity Toity

[NightGuard 251]

500§ Bits on the table

Edited July 12, 2014 by NightGuard

[S. D. 49]

why are we all sharing the same bed?

[NightGuard 251]

Don't know...don't care...

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

*wakes up and sees 4 other people in bed* luckily I have a backup plan for situations like this *jumps out the window* *CRUNCH!* owwwwww, I greatly underestimated how tall this building was... I think I broke both my legs

[S. D. 49]

well now you are suddenly in the bed again, i'll call a doctor for the legs

Edited July 12, 2014 by S. D.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Shit, I need to think of a new escape plan

 

*in my head*

Brain: "Lets go out the window!"

Me: "No, that's a stupid idea"

Neutral voice in my head: "no duh that's a stupid idea, we already tried it and broke both our legs" Brain: "YOU broke both of YOUR legs, I'm perfectly fine"

Me: "brain, you are such a dick"

Brain: "I know, let's go out the window"

Me: "brain, no"

Brain: "I'm already moving your arms to crawl to the window"

Me: "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

 

*involuntarily jumps out the window a second time*

 

*second CRUNCH*

Is it possible to amputate your skull and survive? Because I just landed on my head and that crunch sure as hell didnt come from my Torso

[NightGuard 251]

You okay Rainbro Dash!!

[S. D. 49]

*heals rainbro with some good freaking healing magic*

 

he'll be fine if he stops listening to his brain

Edited July 12, 2014 by S. D.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Brain: lets go out the window again!

 

Me: fuck you

 

Brain: here we goooooooooo!

 

Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

 

*jumps out the window a third time*

 

Me: I hate you

 

Brain: I hate you too!

 

Me: why did you make me do that again?

 

Brain: because... Reasons

 

Me: you are such an idiot

 

Brain: then so are you

 

Me: oh... Right

 

*by the power of the forums gets teleported back up*

 

Me: I'm gonna take you power brain

 

Brain: how?

 

*stops using his brain, and within seconds looks like this *

[S. D. 49]

i just dont know what went wrong

[Codelyy 1,289]

[Vinyl Scratch. 605]

[S. D. 49]

....so, who wants pancakes?