Count to a million

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31.227

 

Fluttershy: Let's make an party ... yay

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31,228

 

Haha! xD

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Linux, are you sure your friend wasn't being sarcastic?

 

Fluttershy: *blows out candles* I don't want anyone to get burnt... *throws away party hats* Someone could get a papercut. *throws away cake* That cake could be fattening.

Edited April 6, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

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31.230

 

XD

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31,231

 

XD OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

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Rainbow Dash: Let's eat Eclipse instead!

 

Wait, what?

Edited April 6, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

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31.233

 

Flutters: But Rainbow, he's a living pony. How could you do that to him?

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Meanwhile in the background Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong...

Edited April 6, 2014 by Linux Distro

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Rising, that's godmodding.

Edited April 6, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

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oh, sorry

Rising: But Rainbow, he's a living pony. How could you do that to him?

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(not actuality)Rainbow: SCIENCE!

 

(I know, I know, I can just see her saying this XD)

Edited April 6, 2014 by Linux Distro

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Dash: I'm hungry, but I have no change for the vending machine. And Eclipse just happens to be the meatiest thing in my immediate proximity.

 

Don't leave me alone with her...

Edited April 6, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

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Hmmm ... no you saying*Prepares dinner*Can you put him into the oven?

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Bro, give her some bits before she goes all Cupcakes on you. 

Edited April 6, 2014 by Linux Distro

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*tries to escape the oven*

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*Close oven*That is going to be tasty, let's hope, nopony else seeing this

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*walks out before cannabalism takes place*

 

Nice party, Fluttershy...nice party.

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*breaks out of the oven and escapes in a fighter plane, piloting it expertly, then gets attacked by enemy pilots, but shoots them, bumping them all off with one bullet, then does a quintuple backflip out of the plane to the ground, then scores the winning goal in a soccer match, then gets all the ladies*

Edited April 6, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

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Fluttershy? Oh oh ... how did you escaped?!

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This is making less sense than when we started...

 

I like it. :3

[Deae Rising Shine~ 52,724]

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XD

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

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Through the power of Mary Sues and contrived endings!

Edited April 6, 2014 by Blue Eclipse

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Hey everypony!

Red's prevvious post is just too epic

And since you mentioned cannibalism, let me mention one thing...

Lil. Miss. Rarity. *evil laugh*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

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I thought I said not to bring that up... 

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Suddenly a formula 1 car crashes with Fluttershy

the car is destroyed, Fluttershy a little wound.

Fluttershy dies during the non-bleeding wound

end ...