Count to a million

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

160967

 

Meh. I'm gonna stop now. I'm sick of the school discussions and I have no positive experiences with it so...yeah.

 

 Being social has never worked for me.

Edited September 4, 2014 by BasementPrincess

[SparklingSwirls 21,597]

160967

 

Do you want to talk about something else then?

[Overdrive 5,366]

160969

 

When I'm in a good mood, I am a whole ton-and-a-half of fun to be around. I'm always cracking jokes, just being energetic and fun.

Edited September 4, 2014 by Smash N Dash

[Luna 2,388]

160970

Hello everyone.

I'm Cadance, Also know as: Cadance, sometimes people even call me Cadance.

I'm new around here, can someone show me around?

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

160971

 

Hmmm...

 

 Hi Cadance.

Edited September 4, 2014 by BasementPrincess

[Overdrive 5,366]

160972

 

Sure. Whatcha looking for?

Edited September 4, 2014 by Smash N Dash

[SparklingSwirls 21,597]

160973

 

Welcome to the ctam thread, Cadance! We hope you'll like it here

 

You don't mind if I call you Cadance, right?

[Overdrive 5,366]

160974

 

I've been told I'm kind of like someone's favorite relative.

[Luna 2,388]

160974

 

You don't mind if I call you Cadance, right?

 

I've never been called that before, but I guess that would be alright.

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

160974,

 

'Tis the night for me so I'd say it's time for a log off!

Night all! May your days and journeys be glorious and such!

[Overdrive 5,366]

160977

 

Well, what would be preferred to be called, then?

 

Peace out, Crimson.

Edited September 4, 2014 by Smash N Dash

[SparklingSwirls 21,597]

160978

 

Alright then. Cadance it is!!

 

Hi and bye, Crossers!

[Overdrive 5,366]

160979

 

I'm the kind of person that can pretty much say anything with the straightest face, and make people laugh about pretty much anything.

[SparklingSwirls 21,597]

160980

 

Sounds to me like someone's tooting their own horn.

[Luna 2,388]

160980

Alright Smash and Dash, make me laugh.

No videos or images allowed

Edited September 4, 2014 by Cadance

[Overdrive 5,366]

160981

 

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, "F**k this," "F**k that."

The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says,"You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us."

"Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny.

"Yes," says the priest.

"Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny.

"Yes," says the priest."

Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny.

"Yes," says the priest.

"Well tell him to get the f**k out and push!!!"

 

Thing is, I can only get people to laugh when I actually say something, usually because of the way I say it.

Edited September 4, 2014 by Smash N Dash

[SparklingSwirls 21,597]

160982

 

-_-

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

160984

 

Late goodnight Cross.

 

Hmm...

[Overdrive 5,366]

160985

 

Hey Swirly, do you know what the definition of bravery is?

Edited September 4, 2014 by Smash N Dash

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

160,986

Edited September 4, 2014 by Sir Snapp

[Overdrive 5,366]

160987

 

Hey Snapp

[SparklingSwirls 21,597]

160985

 

What?

 

Hi Snappy

Edited September 4, 2014 by SparklingSwirls

[Overdrive 5,366]

160989

 

A man with diarrhea chancing a fart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI

[SparklingSwirls 21,597]

160990

 

:eww:

[Overdrive 5,366]

160991

 

Yeah, doesn't work too well when not in person. My humor is more akin to a standup comedian. It's a lot more spontaneous and random. Usually it's just how I react to something that makes it really funny.