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many sad endings? I think I only made 2 stories here now, one with Celestia and Twilight(And the end kinda even a hopefully end) and the one from before with Dash and Derpy


Legends never die. Ponies neither.

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Okay my turn!

 

Two young ponies named Jack and Diane....

Growing up in the Equestrian heartland. 

 

Jack always had dreams of being a hoofball star

And Diane did dirty stuff in the back of Jack's car....

 

Like..you know...changing the oil.

 

It was a really weird car. They put the oil pan above the backseat. 

 

One day, Jack got tired of Diane getting the used motor oil all over the backseat of his car.

He told everybody he was finished with his woman because she couldn't help him with his car. Diane got word of it and asked him, "What's going on?" 

He said, "When I'm with you, I just wanna be sedated." 

And Diane was like, "Okay! Well I'm as free as a bird now! I'll move to Las Pegasus!" 

 

So she did. And she made a name for herself in the show biz.

 

Meanwhile, Jack got in deep with some mobsters back at home. And he didn't charge very much for his services as a hitman. 

His jingle went something like, "DIRTY DEEDS! DONE DIRT CHEAP!" 

But he found no fulfillment in his life. He kept going down that road...that Highway to Hell.

 

One day, he called his friend Jenny. Dialed 867-5309. She didn't change her number. 

She was a good friend of Jack's. He told her all about how he just couldn't live without Diane. 

Jenny told Jack that Diane was a Tiny Dancer and a Joker living in Las Pegasus. She's come upon hard times, though, and has been staying at the Hotel California. 

Jenny encouraged Jack to call her because she was tired of Diane complaining to her. 

 

So he did. He told her he wants to Rock and Roll All Nite (and party everyday) with her. And she could only tell him the truth. They call her Cocaine after all. She don't lie...

She told him, "Just call my name, and I'll be there." 

 

Jack came to her room, labelled "Heaven." He knocked, knocked, knocked on Heaven's door. Diane had been visited by guys a lot that day so she shouted, "It's raining men!" But Jack said, "Take it easy....Diane....ever since we broke up, I've been living..no..I've been wasting away again in Margaritaville...And you know, some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I don't. It's my own damn fault." 

 

And she forgave him. 

 

She asked him, "Da ya think I'm sexy?" 

 

And he said, "Baby, we were born to run." 

 

She said, "But I won't get fooled again." 

 

He said, "And if you do, you can go your own way." 

 

She said, "Well as long as I know how to love, I know that I'm alive....I will survive." 

 

He said, "You make lovin' fun." 

 

And she said, "Yeah. I know. By the way, we're at the Hotel California."

 

He said, "Such a lovely place..." 

 

She said, "Yeah...you know...they say you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave." 

 

Jack: :blink:

 

The end. 

 

I made this solely to make a bunch of references to a bunch of 1970s songs :lol:

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I made this solely to make a bunch of references to a bunch of 1970s songs :lol:

 

A rock and roll fan fic... It's beautiful Woona  :yay: I'm trying to count all the references I know.. I'm up to six I think so far  :P

 

Although, the lack of Foo means I'll only rank it 9.9/10  :maud: :lol:

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G'night Rising!

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Jack and Diane – John Mellencamp

Paranoid – Black Sabbath

What's Going On – Marvin Gaye

I Wanna Be Sedated – The Ramones

Free Bird – Lynyrd Skynyrd

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – AC/DC

Highway to Hell- AC/DC

Jenny – Tommy Tutone

Tiny Dancer – Elton John

The Joker – Steve Miller Band

Hotel California – The Eagles

Rock and Roll All Nite – KISS

Cocaine – Eric Clapton

I'll be There – The Jackson 5

Knockin' on Heaven's Door – Bob Dylan or GNR

It's Raining Men – The Weather Girls

Take it Easy – The Eagles

Margaritaville – Jimmy Buffet

Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart

Born to Run – Bruce Springsteen

Won't Get Fooled Again – The Who

Go Your Own Way – Fleetwood Mac

I Will Survive – Gloria Gaynor

You Make Lovin' Fun – Fleetwood Mac

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I was mostly just trying to joke around with the happy ending stuff. Didn't mean it too seriously, I actually liked both the stories and actually like a lot of darker stuff (Obviously, Isaac fan.) But when I felt like it was being treated more like my serious thoughts...

 

Not mad at anyone else. Actually got really, really pissed off at myself. I really don't like being misinterpreted, and it makes me get really frustrated at myself, even when it's not my fault at all.

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I bet Filly reads mah fic :comeatus:

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I was mostly just trying to joke around with the happy ending stuff. Didn't mean it too seriously, I actually liked both the stories and actually like a lot of darker stuff (Obviously, Isaac fan.) But when I felt like it was being treated more like my serious thoughts...

 

Not mad at anyone else. Actually got really, really pissed off at myself. I really don't like being misinterpreted, and it makes me get really frustrated at myself, even when it's not my fault at all.

 

I kinda guessed you weren't that serious, I'll be honest. Sorry if I did interpret it, it's my fault not yours :P I feel similar sometimes, if I post something and it's taken the wrong way that I intended I get annoyed with myself about how I worded it. 

 

Don't be angry at yourself, my fault for initially interpreting it wrong =P

 

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Jack and Diane – John Mellencamp

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – AC/DC

Highway to Hell- AC/DC

Jenny – Tommy Tutone

Tiny Dancer – Elton John

The Joker – Steve Miller Band

Hotel California – The Eagles

Rock and Roll All Nite – KISS

Cocaine – Eric Clapton

I'll be There – The Jackson 5

Knockin' on Heaven's Door – Bob Dylan or GNR

It's Raining Men – The Weather Girls

Take it Easy – The Eagles

Margaritaville – Jimmy Buffet

Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart

Born to Run – Bruce Springsteen

Won't Get Fooled Again – The Who

Go Your Own Way – Fleetwood Mac

I Will Survive – Gloria Gaynor

You Make Lovin' Fun – Fleetwood Mac

 

 

That accidentally ended up being exactly 20 references. 

 

I got 8.... Am I winner?  :muffins:

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Not your fault either Raritas, it was a minor thing I got pointlessly worked up over when a simple "I'm kinda joking, not that serious" would have worked.

 

 Kinda gave myself a headache overthinking it though, so good job me.


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I had to go back and add a few more. We're up to 24


 

 

I got 8.... Am I winner?

 

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What 8 did you get? :lol:

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What 8 did you get? :lol:

 

Uh, let's see...

 

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – AC/DC

Highway to Hell- AC/DC

Tiny Dancer – Elton John

Hotel California – The Eagles

Rock and Roll All Nite – KISS

Knockin' on Heaven's Door – Bob Dylan or GNR (Thought the gnr one)

It's Raining Men – The Weather Girls

Go Your Own Way – Fleetwood Mac

 

Dammit looking at that list again there so many more I should have gotten :P

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Bai Base! :D

 

The :D doesn't mean I'm happy to see you leave. 

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Alright cya later Base :) Don't worry mate.

 

I've gotta head off too and do some things, I'll try and be back later =P

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Okay

 

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My other ride is Fluttershy. 


I guess it's just me now. 

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Hey everypony.

Why do I catch a double meaning in Woona's second-to-last sentence? My mind must be thoroughly in the gutter.


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I meant a motorcycle .-.

 

Or a pony.

 

I could have meant a pony.

 

I would like to ride a pony that can fly. 

 

Also that pony needs to be really strong or he's gonna have a really hard time with me.

 

You know what? Let's just use Pegasus from Hercules

 

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want that motorcycle if that answers your question :lol:

 

I've always wanted to learn to ride a bike :)

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It was every bit as awesome as the dialogue in the original Resident Evil was cheesy

 

Would you take a look at this? It's Forrest! Oh my cod!

 

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did have that derp moment in that exact video :lol:

 

I was thinking, "They really hate that forest!" lmao

 

But anyway, it's not my favorite episode, but it's probably top 3

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