Count to a million

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

162992

I find the ideological perfection of a cartoon pony wife better than wasting my time dating real women of my age (as women my age have a 70% divorce rate).

 

And thank you Cadance! I love chocolate frogs, how did you know!

I just wish I got better cards, I already got 4 of the boy who lived.

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

162993

 

*opens Cadance's present*

 

OOH, SHINY!!!

[equerio 6,153]

162994

My mind continues to battle with itself...

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

162995

 

Ponies are just a lot more attractive and interesting to me than humans.

Edited September 6, 2014 by PrincessBase

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

162996

 

The problem is THEY ARE NOT REAL...

 

Guess we'll have to use a mix of DNA and some biology to make a real pony...

 

Human + pony DNA = Earth pony.

Human + pony + bird DNA = Pegasus.

Human + pony DNA + a CPU = Unicorn?!?!

Edited September 6, 2014 by Not Rising Shine

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

162996

Speaking from a purly asthetic standpoint, the facial semetry and golden ratio combined with the neotenic features of the ponies does infact make them more physically attractive than real humans.

[equerio 6,153]

162998

162996

Speaking from a purly asthetic standpoint, the facial semetry and golden ratio combined with the neotenic features of the ponies does infact make them more physically attractive than real humans.

win win win win win win

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

162999

I would most certainly date a pony.

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

163000

 

I'd date a pony for sure. And I wouldn't care what anyone else thought of it.

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

163001

 

Am I the only one here who wants to be R63'd in case if I get transported into Equestria?

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

163002

 

You mean turned into a mare?

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

163003

Well, considering the pony I am in love with is female, and has no displayed any lesbian notions I would rather be a stallion.

[equerio 6,153]

163004

give me a pony and i will date it

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

163003

 

Yep. I don't know why, but it feels awkward to be a stallion in Equestria with the number of female characters in it. (And besides, I'd love to experience what it is like to be a girl... )

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

163004

A bat pony fleetfoot would cause me to die of dawww

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

163007

 

I'm not entirely sure. I have a bit of a thing for gender changing so...I'm not entirely sure I'd be all that upset if it did happen, and I could see myself enjoying it to some extent.

 

 If I had my way though I'd love to be able to just switch. Be a stallion when I want, and a mare when I want.

Edited September 6, 2014 by PrincessBase

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

163008

I'd be happy with just a pony to cuddle.

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

163009

 

Also, HI RISING!

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

163008
 
I'd prefer to be a mare all the way. I don't really want to ship date with one of the Mane 6 'cause...

HEY SURPRISE SHINE! Edited September 6, 2014 by Not Rising Shine

[Deae Rising Shine~ 58,211]

163.009

 

Why does nopony understand.

 

Operation P.O.N.Y.

 

and hello^^

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

163010

Hi shiny!!

 

and really, i am so lonely when it comes to emotional attachement that I'd take any mare that wanted me.

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

163010

 

And so it begins, two Rising Shines in one thread...

[Deae Rising Shine~ 58,211]

163.014

 

so, are Fillys posts now additioned to mine? XD

 

I know all about the operation.

[BastementSparkle 20,335]

163015

 

I'd love to date one of the mane six. Any of them.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

163016

There are some very pretty background ponies....