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Not much to it really just post a haiku

A haiku is a short poem containing only 3 lines, the first line can only contain 5 syllables the second line can only have 7 and the third can only have 5 aswell

 

I will start you off

 

You should eat dog shit

Smeer it on you neighbours son

Lick it off quickly

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Satan is good, Satan is my pal

i have nothing else to say...

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I call this one "Happy Fun Time," by season zero Yami.

 

I murdered a man.

He had a wife and two kids.

I slept peacefully.

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Nearing Late
It is half past nine
Both my parents are sleeping
I won't be 'till 1.
 

Noises
It is dark outside
My laptop is noisy but
Crickets are loud too.

(Hope that one made any sense. Tried to say that my laptop is being loud but I can hear crickets chirping from outside as well)

 

:DD I love making poems!

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This is the story of why season zero was cancelled:

 

Fifty dollar bill.

Offered by greedy agent.

His blood spills quickly.

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You make dark haikus

Both involve murder and death

Make something happy!

I'm afraid I can't.

Mom didn't pay attention.

I'm pretty messed up.

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Dash in front of me

It is a Funko Pop toy

I like it a lot

 

Glug down cinnamon

It does not taste good at all

I think I will barf

 

 

My hamster says "nook nook"

Aw so cute, the fat hamster

The fatty is fat

 

She is obese, that ham

She eats too many sunflower seeds

She should work out, yes?

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I have no idea

Why I am typing this thing

Which is a Haiku.


STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY!

 

My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298

Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314

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Train versus Kyoko.

It's Chronos number thirteen

Who will win tonight!

 

If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's a fight between Black Cat's protagonist Train Heartnet and Puella Magi Madoka Magica's protagonist Kyoko Sakura. I think a certain someone will know why I posted this :P

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Train versus Kyoko.

It's Chronos number thirteen

Who will win tonight!

 

If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's a fight between Black Cat's protagonist Train Heartnet and Puella Magi Madoka Magica's protagonist Kyoko Sakura. I think a certain someone will know why I posted this :P

Oh, I do, don't worry. <3 

 

Alright, I'll make one up...

 

"Time to end your life,

Wait, where did you get that knife,

Don't come at me bro."

 

That sucked so bad, holy hell.

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