gaming A last will and testament for Capcom

[Forlong 1,726]

Since Capcom is pretty much doomed this generation, I thought I'd start a thread on what should happen to all Capcom's properties.

 

As the executor of Capcom's estate, I am under the authority to read Capcom's last will and testament.

"To Nintendo, who supported me from my humble beginnings, I bequeath to them the rights to Breath of Fire, Final Fight, Ghost N' Goblins, Monster Hunter, Okami, Stider, and Dead Rising for no reason.

To Sony, who supported me when I was sick and tired of Nintendo's cock-bull attitude, I leave Darkstalkers, Dino Crisis, Street Fighter, and all our remaining fighting games.

To Sega, likely to take over my practice of nonsense DLC, I give Ace Attorney, Mega Man, Onimusha, Strider, and Viewtiful Joe.

To EA, for making me look better by comparison, I present Devil May Cry and Lost Planet, to ruin farther as they see fit.

To Activision, just so you wonder why I brought them up, I leave Dragon's Dogma.

To Valve, I give Bionic Commando, Redsident Evil, and everything else I forgot.

Wait, I was the one that made Commando?  Why did no one tell me?

And to my fans--BOOT TO THE HEAD!"

[Scootalove 10,689]

Capcom would have to be really desperate, if they wanted to make those decisions. I do see that happening though if it was their last resort for those companies to have full rights to their games, but that's if Capcom are really in a deep hole that they can't dig themselves out of.