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As a human surviving in Equestria, how long would you last?


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Ponies are hostile? OK. I will go nocturnal. Fish for my meat and raid fields at night.

Sneak on a train at night and ride to the Crystal empire, The tough part will be sneaking into the castle and finding the portal to the EQ world. (idea stolen from a previous poster...because it's a great idea!)

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Ponies are hostile? OK. I will go nocturnal. Fish for my meat and raid fields at night.

Sneak on a train at night and ride to the Crystal empire, The tough part will be sneaking into the castle and finding the portal to the EQ world. (idea stolen from a previous poster...because it's a great idea!)

wouldn't sneaking into the EQ world as a hooman transform you into a pony? a mundane, real world pony?pony.jpglike dat?


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wouldn't sneaking into the EQ world as a hooman transform you into a pony? a mundane, real world pony?pony.jpglike dat?

I didn't transform upon entering Equestria, I shouldn't transform in EQ world either. That's the theory.

But even if I do, the gate goes two ways, I can always turn around and head back.

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Concidering every pony isn't a violent freak, and some of them have enough brains to be reasonabl (Twilight for one), why not ask them to find a way to make you one of them? That'd what I'd do, talk my way into finding equal ground. It's what I'm best at.

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is it really survival when you feel right at home? convince i am not a threat to the ponies by presenting gifts. i'm only human so i don't give off love meaning changelings and i could both care less. timber wolves must be taught who is who in the food chain by use of fire. maybe i could raise one of their pups. dragons are to be avoided at all cost except for maybe some inspiration art wise and one must always prove ones unworthiness by bringing some gems for them. parasprites are like mosquitoes that don't bite so just hum to their tune. manticores are to me like any large potentially threatening creature. avoid if possible. don't piss it off. hit where it really hurts if necessary. same goes for the worm, though i may end up just choking the thing from inside. iron will is just another intelligent being that you can have a bro-off with. maybe we could strike a business deal. discord would be fun. hopefully he would be the kind of guy you could just sit next to and share funny stories with. the elements would be treated as respectful people just like any other pony. surviving wouldn't be too bad at all considering how controlled everything is in equestria. I'd definetly do a lot of traveling though. maybe try to get a job as a diplomat or something

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Hmm.  Highly depends on where I start out.  Even begin captured and imprisoned I except to be able to speak to one of the princesses.  As leaders they would want to know about something as strange as a human in Equestria.   I'd expect Twilight or Celestia to be very diplomatic, maybe even Cadence.   There is fear of the unknown and strange, however I can't see Ponies being overly violent to the odd creature showing up.


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wouldn't sneaking into the EQ world as a hooman transform you into a pony? a mundane, real world pony?img-2291360-1-pony.jpglike dat?

 

Depends on whether on not plane jumping affects dna. It's quite the debatable scientific question. As for whether equestria is real; I have a theory. Our imaginations may be capable of plane jumping or interdimensional travel. If my theory is correct then real doesn't apply to our world but more then word plane. Think of it like a set of dominoes standing in a line. Each separate piece is a plane or "world". Jumping would be like one of the dots moving from one domino to the next, i.e. from our plane to equestria. At the moment we are "incapable" of doing such but then again my theory may disprove our capabilities. 

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If I had to survive in Equestria, I'd be ready. I used to(and still do) read survival guides and books, and I believe that it will work out for at least a week. If I pack up and destroy my camp, leaving no evidence, I could go to Fluttershy's and pretend that I was a non-sapient(sorta) creature.

 

I might be able to snatch some apples from Applejack's orchard, and if that doesn't work, I'll have to forage/hunt, in which shouldn't be too hard. Especially the fishing part. I would prefer to survive in the Everfree than anywhere else, as the Everfree would remind me of home, and serve better knowledge-wise. Of course, there are the monsters to look out for, but I'd just strip and/or roll around in mud and dirt to disguise my scent. I'd also camouflage my body with the mud, and maybe a bit of charcoal from the fire too.

 

Charcoal has a scent-masking property, in which would work greatly as a camouflaging agent. I would also camouflage myself in weird ripples and patterns, and use the special hunting techniques like the 'foxtrot' and such. The fish would be easy because I could set up a fish trap in a nearby river. If no rivers/water exists, there would be dying vegetation, and no animals nearby.

 

I would use all of the safety precautions(hold to skin for a while, then crush and hold to skin for a while, then hold to lips for a while, then hold to tongue for a while, then hold in mouth for a while, then eat a bit and wait a while) before I eat anything I see. If no problems occur, then I will know that the food is safe to eat.

 

The water I take or collect will have to be from a running river/stream of rain, or even the condensation of a tree. Although, I would never drink still water. It can be poisonous...

 

 

I can't write anymore...

 

Btw, I'm thinking on writing a fanfic on this stuff...

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If I had to survive in Equestria, I'd be ready. I used to(and still do) read survival guides and books, and I believe that it will work out for at least a week. If I pack up and destroy my camp, leaving no evidence, I could go to Fluttershy's and pretend that I was a non-sapient(sorta) creature.

 

I might be able to snatch some apples from Applejack's orchard, and if that doesn't work, I'll have to forage/hunt, in which shouldn't be too hard. Especially the fishing part. I would prefer to survive in the Everfree than anywhere else, as the Everfree would remind me of home, and serve better knowledge-wise. Of course, there are the monsters to look out for, but I'd just strip and/or roll around in mud and dirt to disguise my scent. I'd also camouflage my body with the mud, and maybe a bit of charcoal from the fire too.

 

Charcoal has a scent-masking property, in which would work greatly as a camouflaging agent. I would also camouflage myself in weird ripples and patterns, and use the special hunting techniques like the 'foxtrot' and such. The fish would be easy because I could set up a fish trap in a nearby river. If no rivers/water exists, there would be dying vegetation, and no animals nearby.

 

I would use all of the safety precautions(hold to skin for a while, then crush and hold to skin for a while, then hold to lips for a while, then hold to tongue for a while, then hold in mouth for a while, then eat a bit and wait a while) before I eat anything I see. If no problems occur, then I will know that the food is safe to eat.

 

The water I take or collect will have to be from a running river/stream of rain, or even the condensation of a tree. Although, I would never drink still water. It can be poisonous...

 

 

I can't write anymore...

 

Btw, I'm thinking on writing a fanfic on this stuff...

Now THIS is more like it!

 

Too many of these answers seem to be taking the easy route, I doubt the OP would make it so that you could just say "I'm not a threat!" and have it be the end of it; the point is how long would you be able to survive being declared hostile by a civilization of magical talking horses and other dangerous beings.  :ph34r:


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Now THIS is more like it!

 

Too many of these answers seem to be taking the easy route, I doubt the OP would make it so that you could just say "I'm not a threat!" and have it be the end of it; the point is how long would you be able to survive being declared hostile by a civilization of magical talking horses and other dangerous beings.  :ph34r:

 

Truthfully it could go either way. It's not like any of us has actually planejumped into equestria, other than the equestria in our imaginations which could be our own little piece of an entire collective plane or another variations of the same plane (like my domino example but with one plane and many planes that are genetically similar but have identifying differences that make them separate planes (like twins and how they can look alike but have different personalities)). All we do know is that it's all speculation and any factual information we do have will give us the best possible scenarios to work with. 

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Now THIS is more like it!

 

Too many of these answers seem to be taking the easy route, I doubt the OP would make it so that you could just say "I'm not a threat!" and have it be the end of it; the point is how long would you be able to survive being declared hostile by a civilization of magical talking horses and other dangerous beings.  :ph34r:

 

Now THIS is more like it!

 

Too many of these answers seem to be taking the easy route, I doubt the OP would make it so that you could just say "I'm not a threat!" and have it be the end of it; the point is how long would you be able to survive being declared hostile by a civilization of magical talking horses and other dangerous beings.  :ph34r:

 

Then the scenario is bogus. None of the characters (save for the villains) have the urge to go around, killing everything they see. Hell, 3 out of the main 6 would be more interested in any of us, then want to tear our heads off. If this were a "you're lost and stranded in the Everfree Forest (or somewhere simular)" it would make sense to follow that kind of thinking, but since it's anywhere in Equestria, there really is no wrong answer here. Everyone in Ponyville is nice, and at most, they'd run inside and be scared of you. Hell, the most Celestia would do, is banish you, even if you were somehow seen as some threat to everything there.


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