Ask Derpy!

[Bird Mom 900]

Please, advice and MLP:FiM questions only. Trust me, I'll know.

 

 

[Demonic Soulz 482]

Hi Derpy how is the mail mare business doing for you

[Bird Mom 900]

Hi Derpy how is the mail mare business doing for you

Thanks for asking! Very well by the way!

[nonexistant 23]

Hey Derpy! So what's with all the confusion with you and Ditzy Doo anyway? Who is she and why does everypony mix you two up?

[Silverarrow66 25]

How did your eyes get like that?

[deletedaccount0000 216]

So I have a "lazy eye" and I'm always getting picked on by it. How do you cope with ppl picking on you for your eyes?

[Bird Mom 900]

Hey Derpy! So what's with all the confusion with you and Ditzy Doo anyway? Who is she and why does everypony mix you two up?

Good question. And I really have no idea. It's their confusion.

How did your eyes get like that?

It's something I was born with. But it makes me special.

So I have a "lazy eye" and I'm always getting picked on by it. How do you cope with ppl picking on you for your eyes?

Lazy eyes are nothing so no one to be picking on. Just ignore people picking on you, that's what I do!

[Sazama Ichida 2,354]

OMG it's Derpy!!! =D *glomps* Are you making good money from Derpy Mail?

[Bird Mom 900]

OMG it's Derpy!!! =D *glomps* Are you making good money from Derpy Mail?

It's a work in progress

Edited February 22, 2014 by Derpy - Hooves

[Brainstorm 4,096]

Derpy,

Do you get along with the main six and Spike?

Have you met Zecora?

[Bird Mom 900]

Derpy,

Do you get along with the main six and Spike?

Have you met Zecora?

I and the Mane 6 get along very well actually. Hehe. I kind of ran away from Zecora at first but she's a nice zebra.

[Brainstorm 4,096]

I and the Mane 6 get along very well actually. Hehe. I kind of ran away from Zecora at first but she's a nice zebra.

Has Zecora help you in anyway? And what about Spike?

[Bird Mom 900]

Has Zecora help you in anyway? And what about Spike?

Hmm, Zecora helped one time. She helped me when I got the sore throat and got be better in a jiffy. Spike's the only dragon I know and we get along perfectly.

[DigitalRocket 185]

What is your favorite type of muffin?

[Demonic Soulz 482]

Derpy here is various types of muffins for you because you are the best Background pony *Leaves every type of muffin for Derpy*

[Bird Mom 900]

What is your favorite type of muffin?

EVERY SINGLE KIND! ♥Muffin Luv♥

Derpy here is various types of muffins for you because you are the best Background pony *Leaves every type of muffin for Derpy*

Aww, thank's fan o' mine. Ooh muffins.

[greatmaul 17]

Derpy!!  I'm so glad you came back to race for Ponyville.   Where were you for the last 6 months?

[Bird Mom 900]

Derpy!!  I'm so glad you came back to race for Ponyville.   Where were you for the last 6 months?

Muffinland. OF COURSE. XD 

[Colorful Respawn 399]

Derpy, you are best pony! Not best background pony, just best pony!   Are you and Rainbow Dash still friends? 

[Alicorn Fluttershy 152]

if you could name yourself anything what would you name yourself?

[C.C. 66]

Derpy, do you love The Doctor? Or do you even know him..?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Why are you so perfect?

[Shenron00 366]

Derpy! Derpy! I come with grave news! The evil cupcake nazi leader, Acup Cakeler, is plotting to destroy all of the muffins in Equestria! We can't fight this war without YOU! Please, come out of retirement and help us fight!

[Bird Mom 900]

Derpy, you are best pony! Not best background pony, just best pony!   Are you and Rainbow Dash still friends? 

I'm a bit LATE! Hehe...DERP. YEAH! She's my cuuuuzzinn after all.

Derpy, do you love The Doctor? Or do you even know him..?

Ahhh.. the Doctor. Even the name is amazing.

Why are you so perfect?

Nopony is perfect, but if you see me like that, I suppose I am. 

Derpy! Derpy! I come with grave news! The evil cupcake nazi leader, Acup Cakeler, is plotting to destroy all of the muffins in Equestria! We can't fight this war without YOU! Please, come out of retirement and help us fight!

*with muffin blaster* Show me!

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Derpy, explain this wierd thing:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cakkDjbBKmg