open Ponyville Tavern

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Technicolor was taken aback by the sudden reaction, but could empathize about taking something illegal. She jumped in her chair a little, and tried to remember..

"Something everclear, and pistachios?" She said, thinking out loud. "Yeah, that's right. Everclear and pistachio."

[SharpWit 2,669]

@, @@Technicolor_Pony, The only reason they served any is because I payed for them to bring the bottle out from under the counter, so you're fine Techy. It's just called Everclear, and it's illegal in only 13 cities this happening to be one of them. Besides they sell moonshine here and that's not legal either but no one cares about that. I've had two shots of it, along with a glass of scotch, and I think six shots of bourbon. So you're fine.

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Technicolor relaxed in her seat.

"whew! Sorry for being a spaz," she said with a laugh. "I've had no criminal record, and I don't want celestia on my tail, being my friend is one of her students and all." She flattened her ears. "I'd never hear the end of how I should follow the royal laws and how I shall not disgrace equestria."

[Totally Ducklett 181]

@, @@Technicolor_Pony, The only reason they served any is because I payed for them to bring the bottle out from under the counter, so you're fine Techy. It's just called Everclear, and it's illegal in only 13 cities this happening to be one of them. Besides they sell moonshine here and that's not legal either but no one cares about that. I've had two shots of it, along with a glass of scotch, and I think six shots of bourbon. So you're fine.

@@Technicolor_Pony,

 

"Well..." Midnight coughed, "I'm not a pegasi..." He gagged. "And I'm not a Lieutenant..." He slammed his head on the table again and weakly tried to cast a spell, but failed. He screamed and weakly turned to Techi. "Get...me...some....water..." He weakly asked, smacking his head straight down into the table again.

[SharpWit 2,669]

@,@@Technicolor_Pony, Sharp just laughed at the two. "You guys were so hyped up over it. And being a pegasus has nothing to do with it. you just don't over drink like us. And most in my line of work are alcoholics so I've got some experience over. How does the fire burn? does it ache to be put out? Hahahaha. I'd say you're about ready for that walk

[Totally Ducklett 181]

@,@@Technicolor_Pony, Sharp just laughed at the two. "You guys were so hyped up over it. And being a pegasus has nothing to do with it. you just don't over drink like us. And most in my line of work are alcoholics so I've got some experience over. How does the fire burn? does it ache to be put out? Hahahaha. I'd say you're about ready for that walk

Midnight moaned and slumped over. He just hung there, for a few moments, and then he fell off his chair. He slowly got back up, and then attempted to walk, but, instead of putting a hoof out, he took out all his legs from under him, and fell on the floor. "Well.. at least I still have my brain..." Midnight muttered.

[SharpWit 2,669]

@,"Looks like somepony can't walk straight! Whoo!" SharpWit flew up in victory, although right into a wooden beam. He Slammed his head before landing on the table and slamming off onto the floo, on his stitches. From there he began a long and excessively loud string of curses that would make anyone, even the princesses, turn red.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

@,"Looks like somepony can't walk straight! Whoo!" SharpWit flew up in victory, although right into a wooden beam. He Slammed his head before landing on the table and slamming off onto the floo, on his stitches. From there he began a long and excessively loud string of curses that would make anyone, even the princesses, turn red.

Midnight growled. He stood up as straight as he could, and then, he closed his eyes. He took a deep sigh and began to walk. One hoof down, one hoof up. He staggered slightly, but kept going. In a minute, he had walked about 8 feet without falling. "Okay, your turn!" Midnight said, smiling.

Edited March 22, 2014 by Ducksquack

[SharpWit 2,669]

@, SharpWit rose from the ground and snorted smugly. "watch what years of combat and hard training do to a real stallion." He walked fully composed to the bar ordered a shot of whiskey and climbed onto the counter. He placed it on his head and stood on  one hoof before yelling this.

 

This is my drink. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My drink is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My drink, without me, is useless. With my drink, I slowly become useless. I must pour my drink true. I must walk straighter than my enemy who has tried to out do me. I must out do him before he embarrasses himself. I will... My drink and I know that what counts in this war is not the amount we consume, the poison of our choice, nor the ruckus we make. We know that it is the stunts that count. We will compete... My drink is alcoholic, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its whereabouts, its accessories, its sights and its taste . I will keep my glass clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before Celestia, I swear this creed. My drink and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the party of my life. So be it, until victory is mine and there is no enemy, but more to drink! SharpWit drank the shot, front flipped off the counter, and walked calmly back to midnight where he immediately vomited underneath his seat. "I'll admit that, that whiskey was not needed." he said before laying his head on the table.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

[OOC

My first RP ever!

 

Name: Righty Tighty,

Sex: female

Race: Unicorn (pink magic)

Skin/coat/whatever: white

eyes: red

hair: red and pink, shaped similarly like Berry Punch, except with colored pink on the left and right-most bangs

cutie mark: wrench

]

--

 

A white mare quietly stepped inside the tavern, shaking off the cold as she timidly looked around.

Nopony pays attention to her.

 

She adjusts her saddlebags as she pulls up a stool as far away from the vulgar display of bravado as she could without looking rude.

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

(Gosh I sleep and all this happens! XD Sorry guys!)

Technicolor came back with the water, only to see Midnight on the floor, and SharpWit on the counter. She facehoofed and sat down, wondering what to do next.

"What am I going to do with you two," She said with a laugh. She then saw a new mare walk in. She gave a polite wave to the mare and waited to see a reaction with a smile.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

(Gosh I sleep and all this happens! XD Sorry guys!)

Technicolor came back with the water, only to see Midnight on the floor, and SharpWit on the counter. She facehoofed and sat down, wondering what to do next.

"What am I going to do with you two," She said with a laugh. She then saw a new mare walk in. She gave a polite wave to the mare and waited to see a reaction with a smile.

 

 

[OOC

My first RP ever!

 

Name: Righty Tighty,

Sex: female

Race: Unicorn (pink magic)

Skin/coat/whatever: white

eyes: red

hair: red and pink, shaped similarly like Berry Punch, except with colored pink on the left and right-most bangs

cutie mark: wrench

]

--

 

A white mare quietly stepped inside the tavern, shaking off the cold as she timidly looked around.

Nopony pays attention to her.

 

She adjusts her saddlebags as she pulls up a stool as far away from the vulgar display of bravado as she could without looking rude.

 

 

@, SharpWit rose from the ground and snorted smugly. "watch what years of combat and hard training do to a real stallion." He walked fully composed to the bar ordered a shot of whiskey and climbed onto the counter. He placed it on his head and stood on  one hoof before yelling this.

 

 

This is my drink. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

 

My drink is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

 

My drink, without me, is useless. With my drink, I slowly become useless. I must pour my drink true. I must walk straighter than my enemy who has tried to out do me. I must out do him before he embarrasses himself. I will...

 

My drink and I know that what counts in this war is not the amount we consume, the poison of our choice, nor the ruckus we make. We know that it is the stunts that count. We will compete...

 

My drink is alcoholic, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its whereabouts, its accessories, its sights and its taste . I will keep my glass clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

 

Before Celestia, I swear this creed. My drink and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the party of my life.

 

So be it, until victory is mine and there is no enemy, but more to drink!

 

SharpWit drank the shot, front flipped off the counter, and walked calmly back to midnight where he immediately vomited underneath his seat. "I'll admit that, that whiskey was not needed." he said before laying his head on the table.

The disgusting vomit floated into the air and into a mystical trash bag that suddenly disappeared. "Well, you can give speeches Lieutenant, I'll say that. But, uh... one shot of whiskey? Seriously? I can't even feel my stomach right now..." He looked up to see a new pony walk in. He immediately cast a spell to clear his mind of the drunken effects and stood up. "Hello!" He said to her.

[Berry Cupcake 8]

(First RP, please pardon me if I do any mistakes )

 

Berry was very tired from her day at the bakery and decided to go to the tavern not so far away. Her walk in the still cold weather of March made her even thirstier and she just didn't have the strength to do anything else today, just sit at a table with some new friendly ponies was all she wanted right now. But when she pushed the door the smell of vomit and the surrounding scene told her that her dreams wouldn't happen tonight. She just stood there, near the door, waiting for something to happen but noticing a white unicorn alone at the other side of the room. 

[SharpWit 2,669]

@, "Hey! I've drank way more than you tonight, and I just did a front flip for the first time tonight, and I can't cast a spell to feel better so yeah. But I thank yee kindly for the compliment. I am prone for giving loud majestic speeches or read lists of things to my comrades. We made madlibs funny again." He looked over at the new mare. "How many ponies are here tonight? seriously this place is going to be more crowded than the barracks after new years."

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Technicolor stuffed another sugarcube in her mouth and shrugged. "I don't know, but if anypony is taking my sugarcubes, they're toast," she said in a low growl. Being radioactive didn't help sugar addiction. The chemicals, if she ate too many sugarcubes, she could have a few drunken personality side effects.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

@@SharpWit,@@Berry Cupcake,

 

"Yeah, yeah, sure." Midnight said, smiling. He saw the new mare walk in and surveyed the whole tavern, which was crowded. "Wow, this place will be more crowded than the Manehattan library on its opening day! I guess we all have our comparisons, huh?" Midnight looked at Berry, and then looked at the unicorn sitting in the corner.

[SharpWit 2,669]

@, @@Technicolor_Pony, SharpWit turned to technicolor. "What are you? Hypoglycemic or something. I used to have that kind of thing. He turned out to be diabetic, but one day we were really low blood sugar wise and we laughed for half an hour straight. just over the words chocolate pudding." He motioned toward midnight and loudly whispered, "Nerd,,, nah just pulling your hoof.I was there that day. I know, surprise. Ol me has been to the library.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Startled by the unexpected rush of attention she was getting and trying to politely ignore the eyes greeting her, the white unicorn hurredly waved the barkeep over.

"One Long Island Ice Tea..." she whispered.

 

The plum-colored pony looked at her with raised eyebrows and a scrunched nose.

 

"Um, please."

 

The bartender left to the bar. She grabbed a mug from the shelf and poured a beer into it, then placed it in front of the mare and went to refill a different patron's bowl with sugar cubes.

 

The white unicorn looked down at the beer and sighed.

"I hate beer..." she muttered under her breath as she took a shallow gulp.

 

Her stomach knotted up as she noticed ponies beginning to walk on over.

[Berry Cupcake 8]

Berry felt a bit unwanted hearing all this comments on how much the tavern was crowded but her need of a drink was stronger. She realized she was standing still for at least two minutes and laughed a little bit to herself. She then moved towards the white unicorn and asked her if she could sit with a friendly smile. 

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

(OOC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/stardust-bassfreq-r5453 let's do this d: )

 

Stardust stepped into the bar looking around at all the ponies enjoying themselves, he stepped through the crowd a bit before he finally found an empty stool at the bar. Sitting down he holla'd at the bartender "Yo bartender!" Berry Punch met the stallion on the other side of the bar looking slightly insulted at the call. "Can I help you?" He said, trying not to show and signs of dislike for the new stallion. "Yes please, uhh...can I grab an Apple Jack Daniels?" Stardust replied, trying to act polite. "Sure, I'll grab that for you" Barry said, walking off to where he kept the spirits.

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Technicolor shook her head. "Nah, It's my radioactive DNA. My genetic code got sorta messed up when I fell in radioactive waste, and I am more sensitive to certain chemicals and such. Some have a positive effect... Some have a negative." She stuffed in some more sugar cubes and shouted, "Hey waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

[Totally Ducklett 181]

@@SharpWit,@@Technicolor_Pony,

 

"You? Reading?!?!" Midnight broke out into laughter, and then contained himself. "Well, anyways, it seems we have a bunch of new ponies here." He walked to the bar and got some water, and sat back down in his chair. "I hope I can 'keep my cool'." He sipped his water and began to read The Hitchtrotter's Guide to the Galaxy again.

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Technicolor gave a fillylike giggle.

"do you have a crush on one of the ne mares?" She asked tauntingly like how a little filly would. "You should go talk to her," she said with a little giggle. "I'm really good with couple names. Let's hope she doesn't have a name with terror in it. Then you two would be night terror." She broke out into laughter and then regained composure.

"sorry," she said with a laugh. "I crack myself up."

[SharpWit 2,669]

@,@@Technicolor_Pony,  Yeah shocker. I actually tend to read my fair share of scientific stuff, But I wasn't at the grand opening to read. And by the way. If you do end up getting off that ass of yours to say hello to that mare remember this. Don't buy her a drink right off the bat. wait till you've conversed a bit and exchanged names. then she'll be relieved and will get more into you. but don't let her choose the drink. offer a small variety of choices that aren't to cheap and not to pricey. order yourself the same thing she's having to show that you can adapt to what others like or show similarities in taste. If she has to use the little mares room, don't wait very long. she might be trying to get away from you. One more thing. leave your book out in a way that's visually obvious. It can help spark conversation. Now go say hello. Now where are the sugar cubes?

[Totally Ducklett 181]

@@SharpWit,@@Technicolor_Pony,

"Now, now, gentlecolts and Technicolor. I do NOT want to flirt with any of the mares. And I'm also not taking dating advice from a stallion who just made me drink two shots filled with a 95% alcohol content." He attempted to flip his hair as sassily as his could, as a joke, and then looked back down into his book. "Now if you two, however, want to go there, then I'll gladly watch." He said, giggling.