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10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart


Zyla Fae

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Basically, just try and say things to do Wal•Mart when you're bored and fine with being thrown out of the store. (One per post)

 

Rules:

1) You can post as many times as you want, just don't double post, let others have a chance.

2) Walmart is only in the name as it's an easily recognizable store, these things do not have to be done only in walmart.

3) In fact, these things probably shouldn't be done in Wal•Mart. Or any other store, for that matter.

4) Feel free to elaborate on other ponies'/people's posts, however, please post an original item as well

5) There isn't really a rule number 5, I just don't like the number 4.

 

I'll start:

1. Get three pigs. Paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4, one on each pig. Set them loose. See how long they search for pig #3

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I have played electric wheelchair bumper cars before. They came to kick us out and I started rolling away and since Wal Mart employees can't run nor touch you it was quite hilarious.

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20.  Pretend like you work there, stand at the entrance and greet people by saying "Hi, welcome to Target." 

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AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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since there is no Wal Mart in Britain i'll use ASDA as a substitute

 

sit in a shopping trolly and grap some baguettes then scoot(aloo) around.  ^_^

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23. Get on a stick horse and shout "THE BRITISH ARE COMING" a la Paul Revere. I actually did this once!

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Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something?

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25. Jump into a cart and try to row using row boat paddles.

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NAME:  GAMEANGEL147

 

AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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