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10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart


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128.5. And go around saying dumb stuff XD

 

129. Get a rabbit, a skateboard and a REEEEALY strong fan. then put the rabbit and the fan on the skateboard and turn the fan on.

 

Then try to block its way with boxes.

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131.5. While screaming on a megaphone: WORSHIP ME!

 

133. Do a food fight in the cheese section. X3

 

Page 6.

 

When Ro said someone posted 2 things in 1 post (that sounded like 2 girls 1 cup O_O)...

 

It was me. Sorry!!!  :(

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134. If you know someone who has a barcode tattoo, wheel them to a checkout in a cart, put them on the belt, and insist that the cashier scan the tattoo.

 

134.5 maintain the irritation/time-wasting factor by insisting someone goes to do a price-check (they have horrible customer service, so this may not work).

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137. Wear a black tux with a red tie, and shave your head completely and slap a barcode tattoo on the back of your head. Now that you are prepared for your mission proceed to walk around and follow people for a while. When you are sure you have blended into the masses, spot an employee going to the bathroom. Follow him into the bathroom and if he's alone, knock him out and take his clothes.

 

Now that you are one of them, see how far you can worm your way through their ranks and make your way into the back of the store and snoop around. If nothing happens after a while, continue knocking people out when they're alone and taking their clothes until you're arrested.

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141. Ask to purchase the latest "The Who" album.

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I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees.
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

       The Who

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144. Get a group of friends and turn everything in the store upside down and write "Do you believe in magic?". Don't forget to see their reaction one way or another!

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#145: You and a bunch of friends dress up in Victorian style clothing, walk to the pet food isle, start screaming Shakespearean dialogue at eachother, and just start beating the s##t out of one another. 

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Set up a stripper poll int he changing department, get a bunch of strippers, and have them put on all the local sports team memorabilia in reverse strip teases, with Def Leppards Pour some sugar on me playing on an endless loop over the intercom.

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If you have Pokemon plushies, figurines, etc., get a friend and have a Pokemon battle in the aisles, and every time you shout out a move, make the appropriate sound effects ("Jolteon, use thunderbolt! Bzzzzzzt").

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Go down the aisles yelling "NI NI NI!" while having a couple of coconuts and racking them together while pretending like you are riding a horse! :yay:

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Wear clothing that is either extremely old-fashioned, or really crazy and ask people what year it is.

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  "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."


- Douglass Adams​​

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If wearing old-fashioned clothing, stay around the electronics isle and pretend to be amazed by the worst phones on display

 

151

Dress up like a rhino and shout random syllables slowly while pointing laser guns at people.

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#152

Take a bike from the bike section (usually in the far back) and ride it around, and if you don't like people, just run over 'em!

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Tom V.S. Boulder: Who will win?

 

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