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Sora also destroyed some pretty universal entities too.

I mean genuine instantaneous universal destruction. That's above Sora, or even Dragonball Z's level.

 

Sora has already beaten both Cloud and Sephiroth lol.

No, he hasn't. FF and KH are entirely different continuities, so you can't judge one by the other. It's why we don't take stuff from Superman 64 and apply it to the comic book version.

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have you forgotten just who he destroyed? Ansem, Seeker of Darkness, Sephiroth, and Xemnas being only a few. Heartless are just as powerful, if not moreso, than Mechon.

I think you need you need to do some more research...

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I've played both games. and incidentally, Trickmaster was harder for me than Metal Face was.

Trick Master was such a great boss...

 

Anyways, experiencing something doesn't always mean instantly understanding it, sometimes you have to analyze things to figure them out. (I wish it did, though... school would be a breeze...)

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Ladies and Gentleman I now give you Killer Croc VS The Lizard:


Wiz: As monsters, reptiles can be cold-blooded killers and fearsome predators. These two combatants have taken the strengths of these two creatures and used them to their advantage in prowess and mentality.

Boomstick: Killer Croc, the reptilian mutant of Gotham's underworld…

Wiz: And Lizard, a feral science experiment gone horribly wrong.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to test the strengths, weaknesses, and mindsets of these two reptilian fiends to see who would win a DEATH BATTLE?

LIZARD…
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 550lbs
Residence: New York City
Real Name: Dr. Curtis Connors
First Appearance: Amazing Spider-Man v1 #6 (1963)

RECORD…
Threatened to turn every human in New York into lizard creatures
Joined the Sinister Six in the Civil War
Lost his wife and momentarily mutated his son
Blew up a research facility and went mad
Exposed as the Lizard and went on the run


Boomstick: Oh my GOSH, Wiz…it's…it's…

Wiz: It's what?

Boomstick: It's so…CUTE! Can I keep 'im as a pet? I promise to feed and walk him every day! I'll change his newspapers and-

Wiz: Boomstick, you DO know he's a bloodthirsty beast, right?

Boomstick: EVEN BETTER!

Wiz: And he's technically a human being?

Boomstick: Never stopped me before.

Wiz: I'm staying out of arm's reach now. Curt Connors was a brilliant scientist, physician, and biologist. During his time working in the military as part of the medical squad, he lost his right arm.

Boomstick: Hope he was ambidextrous!

Wiz: For years, Curt lived a healthy and successful life, but a part of him still yearned for a way to get his arm back. His answer came in the form of regeneration seen in the ways reptiles can regrow lost limbs. After experimentation, Curt ignored the warning of his wife and tested the genetic serum on himself.

Boomstick: Good news was that he got his arm back. Bad news is it also turned him into a massive, lizard-creature.

Wiz: While Curt has been returned to human form repeatedly, he has a bit of a Hulk complex in that he'll turn into the Lizard when he gets upset or angry. He has yet to find a cure, but he has since gone mad and that has hindered his search.

Boomstick: Lizard initially has his sheer size as his first and foremost weapon, but he also has superhuman abilities. He's strong enough to lift twelve tons, is fast and agile enough to keep up with Spider-Man, and has enough stamina to keep fighting for a full day without tiring.

PHYSICALITY…
Super strength
-lifts and presses 12 tons
Speed, agility, and reflexes
-can keep up with Spider-Man, even outclass him at times
-Top speed: at least 45mph
Stamina
-fought a full 24 hours before tiring out


Wiz: Lizard also has reptile-based abilities. He has razor-sharp claws and teeth as well as a long tail that is prehensile and can be used as a weapon.

Boomstick: HEY! He can climb on walls, too? Expect a lawsuit from Spidey sometime, pal!

Wiz: Lizard also has scaly skin that makes him very resistant to injury. He has fallen great distances as well as taken beatings from other superhumans, yet walked out without a scratch. He also possesses a healing factor so great that he will regenerate lost limbs.

Boomstick: Yeah, same trick won't work twice, though. Liz is also able to telepathically control reptiles in a one-mile radius.

Wiz: Lizard also shares the same weakness as most reptiles in that he's cold-blooded. If he's in a very cold environment, he'll slow down if he's given prolonged exposure.

Boomstick: He also recently acquired the ability to excrete pheromones that causes humans to break out into violence.

REPTILE ABILITIES
Scaly Skin
-Resistant to lacerations and blunt trauma
-Stops knives and low-cal bullets
Tail
-Prehensile
-Can be swung at 70mph
Sharp teeth and claws
-Claws known to sheer through metals
Scales sheer surfaces
Healing factor
-Regrows lost limbs
Cold-blooded
-Slows down when cold
-Burns up when hot
Telepathic communication with reptiles
-Range: 1 mile radius of himself
Pheromones
-Induces violent nature in humans


Wiz: Lizard's personality tends to vary, but the most common is that he does possess human intelligence equal to Connors, as he has built machines that were made to create others just like him.

Boomstick: Strange, though. Other moments, he seems more like a mindless and bloodthirsty monster. The longer he remains Lizard, the more his humanity will ebb away.

INTELLIGENCE
Varies
-Intelligent sometimes
-Feral others
Slowly loses mind the longer he remains Lizard


Wiz: Curt Connors was once a successful scientist, but he soon lost everything he once he held dear, including his wife and son. After being exposed as the Lizard, he lost his reputation and his credibility as a scientist, and fled into the sewers.

Boomstick: You think he knows the Ninja Turtles?

(Curt transforms into Lizard in "Spectacular Spider-Man")

KILLER CROC…
Height: 7'5"
Weight: 686lbs
Residence: Gotham
Real Name: Waylon Jones
First Appearance: Batman #357 (1983)

RECORD…
Wrestled alligators/killed them in circus
Abandoned as a child
Responsible for the deaths of innocents and criminals alike
Spent years without human interaction
Fought Bane to a standstill


Wiz: Do you want THIS guy as a pet, too?

Boomstick: Are you nuts? NO!

Wiz: What? But you just-never mind. Waylon Jones was born a freak of nature. He has a condition called "epidermolytic hyperkeratosis" as well as something called "regressive atavism", meaning that he has inherited traits of ancestral species. In this case, it was reptiles.

Boomstick: After his parents ditched him for his gruesome appearance, he joined the circus…where he WRESTLED GATORS! Anyway, after he killed a fellow performer that rubbed him the wrong way, Waylon came to the conclusion that he could use his strength to get whatever he wanted.

Wiz: With this in mind, he found his way to Gotham, became known as Killer Croc by the people, and became one of Batman's most dangerous adversaries.

Boomstick: Just from his build alone, you can tell that this guy means business. He can break the back of a full-grown gator easily and is far stronger than even the strongest weightlifter.

PHYSICALITY…
Incredibly strong
-Tore a bank vault door off its hinges with little effort
-Broke the backs of adult alligators
-Went toe-to-toe with Bane (and lost)
Great endurance
-Can be hurt repeatedly and still fight
-Can fight for a full day before resting
Great Speed
-Much faster than his size lets on
-Can outrun a car


Wiz: It seems that Croc's condition has also given him some oddly reptilian behaviors and powers. His scaly skin is so thick that Batman has often had to resort to small explosives to stop him.

Boomstick: "If all else fails, blow it up"…does Bats have a copy of my quote-a-day calendar? Back on topic, Croc also has very sharp teeth and claws and has two common traits in crocs.

Wiz: Croc is an excellent swimmer, going at paces most people would deem unnatural, and can hold his breath for long periods of time, allowing him to ambush his "prey".

Boomstick: He also has an excellent sense of smell, able to track people for miles just on scent alone. Like the Lizard, he can also heal to the point of regenerating limbs.

Wiz: Despite these reptilian traits, Killer Croc is still a mammal. Unlike reptiles, Croc maintains his body temperature constantly, using food as an energy source and thus creating a need to hunt and feed. His favorite thing to eat? Anything he can catch, even humans.

REPTILIAN ABILITIES…
Scaly Skin
-Resilient to injury
-Bullets don't hurt him that much
Swimming
-Can spend more time in water than humans
-Can sense vibrations in water
Sharp teeth and claws
-Claws can shear through metals
-Carnivorous and cannibalistic
Excellent sense of smell
-Can track a person for miles
Healing factor
-Can regrow limbs (time consuming)


Boomstick: But with all these reptilian abilities, Croc is far from the brightest bulb.

Wiz: Killer Croc is a high-school dropout and is very animalistic, relying on his beastly power to overwhelm his adversary rather than strategize. He's very skilled in street fighting and wrestling and, if combined with his great strength, he really doesn't need much strategy against unarmed foes, preferring to overwhelm them and then disembowel them.

INTELLIGENCE…
High school dropout
Most time spent as a thug
-Not very bright
-Animalistic mindset
Skilled in fighting, though


Boomstick: In the end, Croc wound up living in the swamps as a mindless beast, killing out of hunger rather than vengeance. Oh well. It's a livin'.

Killer Croc: Name's Croc; KILLER Croc. But, you can call me "boss".

Wiz: These two reptile-based supervillains are only spinning their wheels, so it's time to let them off their leashes.

Boomstick: Thought they were reptiles, not dogs. Whatever. It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!

Deep in the sewers of a vast city, the air was thick with a feeling of dread. Some parts of the sewer had flooded, to which a few workers had been sent to investigate.

None of them came back up.

In the pipelines, a figure slunk through the shadows. It wore a white lab coat and army-green pants, but if anyone were around to see the creature, they never would have guessed it was human.

The creature was covered in green, scaly skin, had blood-red eyes, razor-sharp teeth and claws, and a thick muscular tail that trailed behind it. It was the former world-renowned scientist, Curt Connors, the Lizard.

The Lizard's ears picked up sounds that he was all-too-familiar with: the sound of crunching bones, ripping flesh, and a beast devouring both.

The Lizard's ears led him to the source of the noise: a huge, hulking creature with reptilian skin and very little humanity as far as the eye could tell.

The hulking creature paused eating, a scent getting his attention, then turned to meet the intruder. His mouth was packed with dagger-like teeth and his monstrous hands were tipped with sharp claws.

And the thing it was feasting on (based on what Lizard could tell) was an unfortunate human being. It was either the biology of the body that gave it away…or the human hand dangling from Croc's mouth.

mouth and down his throat. He then turned his attention to his meal to the intruder and let out a low and guttural growl.

Lizard, sensing a threat, emitted a noise somewhere between a snarl and a hiss. A fight was inevitable now as both saw the other as an intruder.

FIGHT!!!

Killer Croc made the first move, sprinting at the Lizard with a roar that echoed through the sewers. Lizard, being the more intelligent of the two, sprang in the air and cleared the charging monster easily, landing behind Croc and then springing onto his back.

Croc's massive arms flailed about, wildly, trying to get the Lizard off. Mentioned reptile was clawing and biting Croc's back, but doing very little due to Croc's thick hide. The most he left were thin scars: just a few more to add to Croc's collection.

Croc's fighting instinct kicked in and he slammed his back into the sewer wall with enough force to crack the walls. The impact was enough to halt Lizard's attacks and Croc took this chance. His massive hand took hold of Lizard's shoulder and, with a snarl, he threw his adversary off.

Lizard tumbled across the sewer, then snarled as he sprang back at Croc, teeth bared and claws poised to claw Croc's throat out. Croc, being the more experienced fighter, simply caught Lizard in midair and bear-hugged him with the intent of breaking Lizard in two.

Lizard was smarter than he looked, apparently, for he raised a clawed hand and brought it down on Croc's right eye. Croc roared in pain and Lizard took the opportunity to slam his scaly fist down on Croc's face. The sheer force sent Croc flat out on his back and his grip loosened, allowing Lizard to worm free of his deathgrip.

Croc got back on his feet, blinked blood out of his eye, then turned to see Lizard's tail clear a corner.

"You can't hide now! I've got your scent!" Croc roared after him, then gave chase.

Croc followed Lizard's scent (an amazing feat considering how much stench there is in the sewers) to a large, rectangular room that consisted of a lone concrete platform on both ends. Separating those two ends was deep, murky sewer water.

Croc sniffed the air. Lizard's scent was thick, so he had to be close by. Most likely, he was…

The water exploded as Lizard sprang out and slammed right into Croc.The sheer force bowled the Arkham criminal right off his feet and off the narrow stone platform and both disappeared into the water's depths.

For one brief moment, there was a stinging silence. Then it was suddenly shattered by Killer Croc bursting from the water with an earthshaking roar. He had Lizard by the arm in one hand while Lizard's sharp fangs were embedded in his scaly shoulder.

Killer Croc seized Lizard by the snout and, with a ton of strain, pried Lizard's jaws open and freed himself, Lizard catapulting backward when his grip was released.

Both disappeared underwater again and after a few tense seconds of silence, both emerged from the water, fangs and claws ripping at the other's hides and leaving crimson, jagged wounds on each other.

Croc's scaly fist collided with the side of Lizard's face and sent him backward, Croc disappearing under the water shortly afterward.

Lizard shook the cobwebs out of his head, then used his powerful tail to propel himself through the water with Croc hot on his heels. However, it seemed that Croc wasn't quite as fit for water as Lizard was.

Using his tail, Lizard used less energy than Croc as well as maintain a more streamlined position, thus making him faster in the water. Croc had to use his arms and legs to propel himself and, as such, needed more energy and more resistance to water. He was able to keep up for the most part, but could only get close enough to snap at Lizard's tail and miss every time.

Lizard changed his position and sprang from the water like a dolphin, landing on one of the wooden platforms. The minute he did, though, Croc hurled his bulky figure at the underside of it, splitting it right down the center in a shower of water and splinters of wood.

He grabbed at Lizard only to see him spring off the platform just in time and land on one adjacent to it. Croc disappeared under the water and Lizard sprang to another one just a split-second before the floating platform disappeared in an explosion of wood and water again.

When the last wooden platform had shattered at the hands of Croc, Lizard sprang for a large pipeline and disappeared into it. Croc emerged from the water again, climbed into the pipeline, and sprinted off after Lizard, following his scent.

Croc turned a corner that he had followed the scent into, but was a bit perplexed that Lizard was nowhere in sight. The water was FAR from deep enough for Lizard to hide in now, not even reaching Croc's Achilles' tendon.

Out of the blue, a big and heavy creature landed on top of Killer Croc, dug its sharp talons into his thick neck, slammed his face into the wall, and then threw him, headlong, into the opposite wall.

Croc, dizzy from multiple impacts, shakily got to his feet, shook the cobwebs out of his head, then spat out a few teeth that fell into his mouth. He squinted his beady, yellow eyes at Lizard, then dug his sharp claws into the wall behind him. With a thick, crunching noise, Croc tore a section of the wall off, hefted it over his head, and lobbed it at Lizard like a discus.

Lizard sprang over the concrete slab as though it were moving in slow motion, but was soon met with Killer Croc's bulky arm nailing him in a lariat that quickly put Lizard in a headlock. Lizard thrashed, wildly, against Croc's grip while Croc moved, constantly, to keep Lizard in his hold.

Lizard's sharp claws raked Croc's torso, legs, and fingers, and his tail whipped wildly as he tried to thrash free of his adversary's grip. Croc, who had wrestled alligators since he was young, had no problem in dealing with this. His response to Lizard's attacks was to take his free hand and smash it into the top of Lizard's cranium.

Lizard was slightly dazed from the blow, but then his whipping tail caught Croc in a vulnerable part: that part right in between his left ribcage and his pelvis. Considering this tail was strong enough to shatter concrete, the blow was enough to send Croc to a knee.

Lizard seized an opportunity and grabbed Croc by the leg with one hand and took his bicep in the other. Demonstrating his strength, Lizard hefted Croc clean off the ground and slammed him into the ground behind him.

Croc's headlock slackened, allowing Lizard to writhe free and make a quick getaway. Croc got up, now raging mad, and went into a full-out sprint after Lizard.

Lizard, sprinting on all fours, managed almost forty-five miles per hour. It seemed, though, that Croc was capable of getting to that speed even faster.

In an attempt to lose his adversary, Lizard came across a section of the sewer that was full of iron-bar gates and several small, steel pipes. With Croc on his heels, he did the logical thing: try and lose him.

Lizard, being the more nimble of the two, cleared the gate in a single bound and navigated through the pipe network in a manner to make Spider-Man jealous.

Croc was not as easy to shake off as Lizard had thought, for he simply smashed through anything in his way, pipe and gate. The instant his scaly bulk made contact with the metal structures, the gates flew off their hinges and the pipes went the same way, releasing their contents ranging from water to gas.

Well, that didn't turn out as well as Lizard had hoped…

Lizard did have one advantage over Killer Croc. He was able to out-turn Croc, turning tight corners with incredible precision. Croc wasn't as fortunate and struggled to make such sharp turns without overstepping or losing his balance.

Lizard turned another corner, leaving Croc to almost trip over himself, only to come to a dead end. Nothing was there but a solid wall made of brick, cement, and iron.

Croc turned the corner to see his cornered prey and emitted another inhuman roar before charging like a bull.

Lizard turned to face the charging beast of a man, then sprang into the air and spun just as Croc was within arm's reach of him. The result was that his thick, sinewy tail slammed into the side of Croc's face. Considering that the tail was swung as fast as seventy miles per hour and was strong enough to smash concrete, it only made sense that Croc felt that blow to his mandible.

Croc fell sideways and tumbled across the ground, landing flat out on his back. Lizard followed up with another tail swipe, this one aimed downward at Croc's midsection.

The wind blasted from Croc's lungs and he coughed, violently, trying to regain precious oxygen. Odds are that the strike had shattered a few of his ribs, too

Then, suddenly, Lizard leapt onto Croc's front, opened his maw, and clamped down on Killer Croc's thick neck. His fangs found Croc's windpipe.

Croc's massive arms flailed around, trying to get hold of Lizard, but having been struck across the jaw and dead-center in the midsection, he was still disoriented and recovering.

One of Croc's scaly hands found Lizard's shoulder as he tried to pry him off, but Lizard delivered a solid punch to Croc's ribcage, increasing the damage done to his broken ribs.

Croc would have roared in pain if he could.

Croc continued to thrash his arms, wildly, in an attempt to shake Lizard off him. Blood spurted from the severed arteries in his neck and his breathing was steadily slowing. Yet, no matter how hard he thrashed, Lizard was much stronger than he looked, keeping Croc's arms pinned and his body down on the ground while he strangled him with his teeth.

Croc's eyes slowly rolled to the back of his head as he tried harder and harder to draw breath, and his wild movements were slowing more and more with each passing second.

Eventually, the titan succumbed and his whole body went limp and lifeless. When Lizard released Croc's throat, his mouth dyed crimson with blood, Croc moved no more.

Lizard shook his adversary to see if he was playing dead. On receiving no response, Lizard stood to his full height and unleashed a victorious roar.

K.O.!!!

Boomstick: WOO! Score one for the lizard man!

Wiz: Their strength, durability, and stamina seemed evenly matched and Croc even had an advantage in metabolism, size, and fighting experience. However, Lizard is significantly stronger, more agile, and has more abilities that he can use to his advantage.

Boomstick: Croc may be immune to Lizard's mind control because, well, he's not a reptile (he's just a hideously-deformed human being), but that makes him vulnerable to Lizard's violence-inducing pheromones. He stopped thinkin' and focused only on killing him.

Wiz: Lizard also has a bit more opportunity to strategize, allowing full use of his abilities to launch surprise attacks, manipulate his opponent, and play the fight to his advantage.

Boomstick: Plus, if your tail can smash solid concrete like a wrecking ball, even someone like Killer Croc will be feeling that in the morning.

Wiz: The winner is Lizard.

KILLER CROC…
Bigger and heavier
More combat experience
Warm-blooded
Immune to Lizard's Mind Control
Vulnerable to Lizard's aggression-inducing pheromones

LIZARD…
Stronger and faster
Smarter and able to strategize
Tail acts as a spare limb
Scaling sheer surfaces leads to many advantages
Better swimmer
Cold-bloodedness didn't affect the fight

 


Tommy Vercetti Vs. Trevor Philips, anyone?

Don't know who either of those 2 are so I can't say.


I've played both games. and incidentally, Trickmaster was harder for me than Metal Face was.

Trick Master was such a great boss...

 

Anyways, experiencing something doesn't always mean instantly understanding it, sometimes you have to analyze things to figure them out. (I wish it did, though... school would be a breeze...)

Lol Trick Master is nothing. Sephiroth, Ice Titan, Clock Tower Phantom and Kurt Zisa are the only bosses who pose a challenge. Compared to them nobody else is even remotely hard.

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Ladies and Gentleman I now give you Killer Croc VS The Lizard:

 

 

Wiz: As monsters, reptiles can be cold-blooded killers and fearsome predators. These two combatants have taken the strengths of these two creatures and used them to their advantage in prowess and mentality.

 

Boomstick: Killer Croc, the reptilian mutant of Gotham's underworld…

 

Wiz: And Lizard, a feral science experiment gone horribly wrong.

 

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

 

Wiz: And it's our job to test the strengths, weaknesses, and mindsets of these two reptilian fiends to see who would win a DEATH BATTLE?

 

LIZARD…

Height: 6'8"

Weight: 550lbs

Residence: New York City

Real Name: Dr. Curtis Connors

First Appearance: Amazing Spider-Man v1 #6 (1963)

 

RECORD…

Threatened to turn every human in New York into lizard creatures

Joined the Sinister Six in the Civil War

Lost his wife and momentarily mutated his son

Blew up a research facility and went mad

Exposed as the Lizard and went on the run

 

Boomstick: Oh my GOSH, Wiz…it's…it's…

 

Wiz: It's what?

 

Boomstick: It's so…CUTE! Can I keep 'im as a pet? I promise to feed and walk him every day! I'll change his newspapers and-

 

Wiz: Boomstick, you DO know he's a bloodthirsty beast, right?

 

Boomstick: EVEN BETTER!

 

Wiz: And he's technically a human being?

 

Boomstick: Never stopped me before.

 

Wiz: I'm staying out of arm's reach now. Curt Connors was a brilliant scientist, physician, and biologist. During his time working in the military as part of the medical squad, he lost his right arm.

 

Boomstick: Hope he was ambidextrous!

 

Wiz: For years, Curt lived a healthy and successful life, but a part of him still yearned for a way to get his arm back. His answer came in the form of regeneration seen in the ways reptiles can regrow lost limbs. After experimentation, Curt ignored the warning of his wife and tested the genetic serum on himself.

 

Boomstick: Good news was that he got his arm back. Bad news is it also turned him into a massive, lizard-creature.

 

Wiz: While Curt has been returned to human form repeatedly, he has a bit of a Hulk complex in that he'll turn into the Lizard when he gets upset or angry. He has yet to find a cure, but he has since gone mad and that has hindered his search.

 

Boomstick: Lizard initially has his sheer size as his first and foremost weapon, but he also has superhuman abilities. He's strong enough to lift twelve tons, is fast and agile enough to keep up with Spider-Man, and has enough stamina to keep fighting for a full day without tiring.

 

PHYSICALITY…

Super strength

-lifts and presses 12 tons

Speed, agility, and reflexes

-can keep up with Spider-Man, even outclass him at times

-Top speed: at least 45mph

Stamina

-fought a full 24 hours before tiring out

 

Wiz: Lizard also has reptile-based abilities. He has razor-sharp claws and teeth as well as a long tail that is prehensile and can be used as a weapon.

 

Boomstick: HEY! He can climb on walls, too? Expect a lawsuit from Spidey sometime, pal!

 

Wiz: Lizard also has scaly skin that makes him very resistant to injury. He has fallen great distances as well as taken beatings from other superhumans, yet walked out without a scratch. He also possesses a healing factor so great that he will regenerate lost limbs.

 

Boomstick: Yeah, same trick won't work twice, though. Liz is also able to telepathically control reptiles in a one-mile radius.

 

Wiz: Lizard also shares the same weakness as most reptiles in that he's cold-blooded. If he's in a very cold environment, he'll slow down if he's given prolonged exposure.

 

Boomstick: He also recently acquired the ability to excrete pheromones that causes humans to break out into violence.

 

REPTILE ABILITIES

Scaly Skin

-Resistant to lacerations and blunt trauma

-Stops knives and low-cal bullets

Tail

-Prehensile

-Can be swung at 70mph

Sharp teeth and claws

-Claws known to sheer through metals

Scales sheer surfaces

Healing factor

-Regrows lost limbs

Cold-blooded

-Slows down when cold

-Burns up when hot

Telepathic communication with reptiles

-Range: 1 mile radius of himself

Pheromones

-Induces violent nature in humans

 

Wiz: Lizard's personality tends to vary, but the most common is that he does possess human intelligence equal to Connors, as he has built machines that were made to create others just like him.

 

Boomstick: Strange, though. Other moments, he seems more like a mindless and bloodthirsty monster. The longer he remains Lizard, the more his humanity will ebb away.

 

INTELLIGENCE

Varies

-Intelligent sometimes

-Feral others

Slowly loses mind the longer he remains Lizard

 

Wiz: Curt Connors was once a successful scientist, but he soon lost everything he once he held dear, including his wife and son. After being exposed as the Lizard, he lost his reputation and his credibility as a scientist, and fled into the sewers.

 

Boomstick: You think he knows the Ninja Turtles?

 

(Curt transforms into Lizard in "Spectacular Spider-Man")

 

KILLER CROC…

Height: 7'5"

Weight: 686lbs

Residence: Gotham

Real Name: Waylon Jones

First Appearance: Batman #357 (1983)

 

RECORD…

Wrestled alligators/killed them in circus

Abandoned as a child

Responsible for the deaths of innocents and criminals alike

Spent years without human interaction

Fought Bane to a standstill

 

Wiz: Do you want THIS guy as a pet, too?

 

Boomstick: Are you nuts? NO!

 

Wiz: What? But you just-never mind. Waylon Jones was born a freak of nature. He has a condition called "epidermolytic hyperkeratosis" as well as something called "regressive atavism", meaning that he has inherited traits of ancestral species. In this case, it was reptiles.

 

Boomstick: After his parents ditched him for his gruesome appearance, he joined the circus…where he WRESTLED GATORS! Anyway, after he killed a fellow performer that rubbed him the wrong way, Waylon came to the conclusion that he could use his strength to get whatever he wanted.

 

Wiz: With this in mind, he found his way to Gotham, became known as Killer Croc by the people, and became one of Batman's most dangerous adversaries.

 

Boomstick: Just from his build alone, you can tell that this guy means business. He can break the back of a full-grown gator easily and is far stronger than even the strongest weightlifter.

 

PHYSICALITY…

Incredibly strong

-Tore a bank vault door off its hinges with little effort

-Broke the backs of adult alligators

-Went toe-to-toe with Bane (and lost)

Great endurance

-Can be hurt repeatedly and still fight

-Can fight for a full day before resting

Great Speed

-Much faster than his size lets on

-Can outrun a car

 

Wiz: It seems that Croc's condition has also given him some oddly reptilian behaviors and powers. His scaly skin is so thick that Batman has often had to resort to small explosives to stop him.

 

Boomstick: "If all else fails, blow it up"…does Bats have a copy of my quote-a-day calendar? Back on topic, Croc also has very sharp teeth and claws and has two common traits in crocs.

 

Wiz: Croc is an excellent swimmer, going at paces most people would deem unnatural, and can hold his breath for long periods of time, allowing him to ambush his "prey".

 

Boomstick: He also has an excellent sense of smell, able to track people for miles just on scent alone. Like the Lizard, he can also heal to the point of regenerating limbs.

 

Wiz: Despite these reptilian traits, Killer Croc is still a mammal. Unlike reptiles, Croc maintains his body temperature constantly, using food as an energy source and thus creating a need to hunt and feed. His favorite thing to eat? Anything he can catch, even humans.

 

REPTILIAN ABILITIES…

Scaly Skin

-Resilient to injury

-Bullets don't hurt him that much

Swimming

-Can spend more time in water than humans

-Can sense vibrations in water

Sharp teeth and claws

-Claws can shear through metals

-Carnivorous and cannibalistic

Excellent sense of smell

-Can track a person for miles

Healing factor

-Can regrow limbs (time consuming)

 

Boomstick: But with all these reptilian abilities, Croc is far from the brightest bulb.

 

Wiz: Killer Croc is a high-school dropout and is very animalistic, relying on his beastly power to overwhelm his adversary rather than strategize. He's very skilled in street fighting and wrestling and, if combined with his great strength, he really doesn't need much strategy against unarmed foes, preferring to overwhelm them and then disembowel them.

 

INTELLIGENCE…

High school dropout

Most time spent as a thug

-Not very bright

-Animalistic mindset

Skilled in fighting, though

 

Boomstick: In the end, Croc wound up living in the swamps as a mindless beast, killing out of hunger rather than vengeance. Oh well. It's a livin'.

 

Killer Croc: Name's Croc; KILLER Croc. But, you can call me "boss".

 

Wiz: These two reptile-based supervillains are only spinning their wheels, so it's time to let them off their leashes.

 

Boomstick: Thought they were reptiles, not dogs. Whatever. It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!

 

Deep in the sewers of a vast city, the air was thick with a feeling of dread. Some parts of the sewer had flooded, to which a few workers had been sent to investigate.

 

None of them came back up.

 

In the pipelines, a figure slunk through the shadows. It wore a white lab coat and army-green pants, but if anyone were around to see the creature, they never would have guessed it was human.

 

The creature was covered in green, scaly skin, had blood-red eyes, razor-sharp teeth and claws, and a thick muscular tail that trailed behind it. It was the former world-renowned scientist, Curt Connors, the Lizard.

 

The Lizard's ears picked up sounds that he was all-too-familiar with: the sound of crunching bones, ripping flesh, and a beast devouring both.

 

The Lizard's ears led him to the source of the noise: a huge, hulking creature with reptilian skin and very little humanity as far as the eye could tell.

 

The hulking creature paused eating, a scent getting his attention, then turned to meet the intruder. His mouth was packed with dagger-like teeth and his monstrous hands were tipped with sharp claws.

 

And the thing it was feasting on (based on what Lizard could tell) was an unfortunate human being. It was either the biology of the body that gave it away…or the human hand dangling from Croc's mouth.

 

mouth and down his throat. He then turned his attention to his meal to the intruder and let out a low and guttural growl.

 

Lizard, sensing a threat, emitted a noise somewhere between a snarl and a hiss. A fight was inevitable now as both saw the other as an intruder.

 

FIGHT!!!

 

Killer Croc made the first move, sprinting at the Lizard with a roar that echoed through the sewers. Lizard, being the more intelligent of the two, sprang in the air and cleared the charging monster easily, landing behind Croc and then springing onto his back.

 

Croc's massive arms flailed about, wildly, trying to get the Lizard off. Mentioned reptile was clawing and biting Croc's back, but doing very little due to Croc's thick hide. The most he left were thin scars: just a few more to add to Croc's collection.

 

Croc's fighting instinct kicked in and he slammed his back into the sewer wall with enough force to crack the walls. The impact was enough to halt Lizard's attacks and Croc took this chance. His massive hand took hold of Lizard's shoulder and, with a snarl, he threw his adversary off.

 

Lizard tumbled across the sewer, then snarled as he sprang back at Croc, teeth bared and claws poised to claw Croc's throat out. Croc, being the more experienced fighter, simply caught Lizard in midair and bear-hugged him with the intent of breaking Lizard in two.

 

Lizard was smarter than he looked, apparently, for he raised a clawed hand and brought it down on Croc's right eye. Croc roared in pain and Lizard took the opportunity to slam his scaly fist down on Croc's face. The sheer force sent Croc flat out on his back and his grip loosened, allowing Lizard to worm free of his deathgrip.

 

Croc got back on his feet, blinked blood out of his eye, then turned to see Lizard's tail clear a corner.

 

"You can't hide now! I've got your scent!" Croc roared after him, then gave chase.

 

Croc followed Lizard's scent (an amazing feat considering how much stench there is in the sewers) to a large, rectangular room that consisted of a lone concrete platform on both ends. Separating those two ends was deep, murky sewer water.

 

Croc sniffed the air. Lizard's scent was thick, so he had to be close by. Most likely, he was…

 

The water exploded as Lizard sprang out and slammed right into Croc.The sheer force bowled the Arkham criminal right off his feet and off the narrow stone platform and both disappeared into the water's depths.

 

For one brief moment, there was a stinging silence. Then it was suddenly shattered by Killer Croc bursting from the water with an earthshaking roar. He had Lizard by the arm in one hand while Lizard's sharp fangs were embedded in his scaly shoulder.

 

Killer Croc seized Lizard by the snout and, with a ton of strain, pried Lizard's jaws open and freed himself, Lizard catapulting backward when his grip was released.

 

Both disappeared underwater again and after a few tense seconds of silence, both emerged from the water, fangs and claws ripping at the other's hides and leaving crimson, jagged wounds on each other.

 

Croc's scaly fist collided with the side of Lizard's face and sent him backward, Croc disappearing under the water shortly afterward.

 

Lizard shook the cobwebs out of his head, then used his powerful tail to propel himself through the water with Croc hot on his heels. However, it seemed that Croc wasn't quite as fit for water as Lizard was.

 

Using his tail, Lizard used less energy than Croc as well as maintain a more streamlined position, thus making him faster in the water. Croc had to use his arms and legs to propel himself and, as such, needed more energy and more resistance to water. He was able to keep up for the most part, but could only get close enough to snap at Lizard's tail and miss every time.

 

Lizard changed his position and sprang from the water like a dolphin, landing on one of the wooden platforms. The minute he did, though, Croc hurled his bulky figure at the underside of it, splitting it right down the center in a shower of water and splinters of wood.

 

He grabbed at Lizard only to see him spring off the platform just in time and land on one adjacent to it. Croc disappeared under the water and Lizard sprang to another one just a split-second before the floating platform disappeared in an explosion of wood and water again.

 

When the last wooden platform had shattered at the hands of Croc, Lizard sprang for a large pipeline and disappeared into it. Croc emerged from the water again, climbed into the pipeline, and sprinted off after Lizard, following his scent.

 

Croc turned a corner that he had followed the scent into, but was a bit perplexed that Lizard was nowhere in sight. The water was FAR from deep enough for Lizard to hide in now, not even reaching Croc's Achilles' tendon.

 

Out of the blue, a big and heavy creature landed on top of Killer Croc, dug its sharp talons into his thick neck, slammed his face into the wall, and then threw him, headlong, into the opposite wall.

 

Croc, dizzy from multiple impacts, shakily got to his feet, shook the cobwebs out of his head, then spat out a few teeth that fell into his mouth. He squinted his beady, yellow eyes at Lizard, then dug his sharp claws into the wall behind him. With a thick, crunching noise, Croc tore a section of the wall off, hefted it over his head, and lobbed it at Lizard like a discus.

 

Lizard sprang over the concrete slab as though it were moving in slow motion, but was soon met with Killer Croc's bulky arm nailing him in a lariat that quickly put Lizard in a headlock. Lizard thrashed, wildly, against Croc's grip while Croc moved, constantly, to keep Lizard in his hold.

 

Lizard's sharp claws raked Croc's torso, legs, and fingers, and his tail whipped wildly as he tried to thrash free of his adversary's grip. Croc, who had wrestled alligators since he was young, had no problem in dealing with this. His response to Lizard's attacks was to take his free hand and smash it into the top of Lizard's cranium.

 

Lizard was slightly dazed from the blow, but then his whipping tail caught Croc in a vulnerable part: that part right in between his left ribcage and his pelvis. Considering this tail was strong enough to shatter concrete, the blow was enough to send Croc to a knee.

 

Lizard seized an opportunity and grabbed Croc by the leg with one hand and took his bicep in the other. Demonstrating his strength, Lizard hefted Croc clean off the ground and slammed him into the ground behind him.

 

Croc's headlock slackened, allowing Lizard to writhe free and make a quick getaway. Croc got up, now raging mad, and went into a full-out sprint after Lizard.

 

Lizard, sprinting on all fours, managed almost forty-five miles per hour. It seemed, though, that Croc was capable of getting to that speed even faster.

 

In an attempt to lose his adversary, Lizard came across a section of the sewer that was full of iron-bar gates and several small, steel pipes. With Croc on his heels, he did the logical thing: try and lose him.

 

Lizard, being the more nimble of the two, cleared the gate in a single bound and navigated through the pipe network in a manner to make Spider-Man jealous.

 

Croc was not as easy to shake off as Lizard had thought, for he simply smashed through anything in his way, pipe and gate. The instant his scaly bulk made contact with the metal structures, the gates flew off their hinges and the pipes went the same way, releasing their contents ranging from water to gas.

 

Well, that didn't turn out as well as Lizard had hoped…

 

Lizard did have one advantage over Killer Croc. He was able to out-turn Croc, turning tight corners with incredible precision. Croc wasn't as fortunate and struggled to make such sharp turns without overstepping or losing his balance.

 

Lizard turned another corner, leaving Croc to almost trip over himself, only to come to a dead end. Nothing was there but a solid wall made of brick, cement, and iron.

 

Croc turned the corner to see his cornered prey and emitted another inhuman roar before charging like a bull.

 

Lizard turned to face the charging beast of a man, then sprang into the air and spun just as Croc was within arm's reach of him. The result was that his thick, sinewy tail slammed into the side of Croc's face. Considering that the tail was swung as fast as seventy miles per hour and was strong enough to smash concrete, it only made sense that Croc felt that blow to his mandible.

 

Croc fell sideways and tumbled across the ground, landing flat out on his back. Lizard followed up with another tail swipe, this one aimed downward at Croc's midsection.

 

The wind blasted from Croc's lungs and he coughed, violently, trying to regain precious oxygen. Odds are that the strike had shattered a few of his ribs, too

 

Then, suddenly, Lizard leapt onto Croc's front, opened his maw, and clamped down on Killer Croc's thick neck. His fangs found Croc's windpipe.

 

Croc's massive arms flailed around, trying to get hold of Lizard, but having been struck across the jaw and dead-center in the midsection, he was still disoriented and recovering.

 

One of Croc's scaly hands found Lizard's shoulder as he tried to pry him off, but Lizard delivered a solid punch to Croc's ribcage, increasing the damage done to his broken ribs.

 

Croc would have roared in pain if he could.

 

Croc continued to thrash his arms, wildly, in an attempt to shake Lizard off him. Blood spurted from the severed arteries in his neck and his breathing was steadily slowing. Yet, no matter how hard he thrashed, Lizard was much stronger than he looked, keeping Croc's arms pinned and his body down on the ground while he strangled him with his teeth.

 

Croc's eyes slowly rolled to the back of his head as he tried harder and harder to draw breath, and his wild movements were slowing more and more with each passing second.

 

Eventually, the titan succumbed and his whole body went limp and lifeless. When Lizard released Croc's throat, his mouth dyed crimson with blood, Croc moved no more.

 

Lizard shook his adversary to see if he was playing dead. On receiving no response, Lizard stood to his full height and unleashed a victorious roar.

 

K.O.!!!

 

Boomstick: WOO! Score one for the lizard man!

 

Wiz: Their strength, durability, and stamina seemed evenly matched and Croc even had an advantage in metabolism, size, and fighting experience. However, Lizard is significantly stronger, more agile, and has more abilities that he can use to his advantage.

 

Boomstick: Croc may be immune to Lizard's mind control because, well, he's not a reptile (he's just a hideously-deformed human being), but that makes him vulnerable to Lizard's violence-inducing pheromones. He stopped thinkin' and focused only on killing him.

 

Wiz: Lizard also has a bit more opportunity to strategize, allowing full use of his abilities to launch surprise attacks, manipulate his opponent, and play the fight to his advantage.

 

Boomstick: Plus, if your tail can smash solid concrete like a wrecking ball, even someone like Killer Croc will be feeling that in the morning.

 

Wiz: The winner is Lizard.

 

KILLER CROC…

Bigger and heavier

More combat experience

Warm-blooded

Immune to Lizard's Mind Control

Vulnerable to Lizard's aggression-inducing pheromones

 

LIZARD…

Stronger and faster

Smarter and able to strategize

Tail acts as a spare limb

Scaling sheer surfaces leads to many advantages

Better swimmer

Cold-bloodedness didn't affect the fight

 

Don't know who either of those 2 are so I can't say.

Lol Trick Master is nothing. Sephiroth, Ice Titan, Clock Tower Phantom and Kurt Zisa are the only bosses who pose a challenge. Compared to them nobody else is even remotely hard.

 

ever played Chain of Memories? That's the Trickmaster I'm reffering too. Kurt Zisa and Phantom are harder than Metal Face. Ice Titan is just repition of movement, while Sephiroth requires real skill

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ever played Chain of Memories? That's the Trickmaster I'm reffering too. Kurt Zisa and Phantom are harder than Metal Face. Ice Titan is just repition of movement, while Sephiroth requires real skill

Oh that one...Yes that one is very annoying.

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I laughed at the Gara vs Toph video. I love the butthurt spewing from it. I just laugh at narutards that complain when their "godly" ninjas get their asses kicked.

 

I thought of a couple battles after watching Kamen Rider OOO.

 

OOO using PuTuTyra combo, vs either Zyuranger, Abaranger, or kyoryuger

 

and

 

Kamen Rider DiEnd vs Kamen Rider Birth (Date Akira).

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I'm surprised at the lack of comments on those Death Fanfics I posted.

They're actually pretty amazing. Wiz and Boomstick characters are accurate, the fight scenes are descriptive... Even the comedy is good, and that tends to be the one thing people royally screw up on. Whoever made those is a spectacular writer.

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They're actually pretty amazing. Wiz and Boomstick characters are accurate, the fight scenes are descriptive... Even the comedy is good, and that tends to be the one thing people royally screw up on. Whoever made those is a spectacular writer.

They're partially my work. But mostly someone else's. I did some editing but not much.

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I laughed at the Gara vs Toph video. I love the butthurt spewing from it. I just laugh at narutards that complain when their "godly" ninjas get their asses kicked.

 

I thought of a couple battles after watching Kamen Rider OOO.

 

OOO using PuTuTyra combo, vs either Zyuranger, Abaranger, or kyoryuger

 

and

 

Kamen Rider DiEnd vs Kamen Rider Birth (Date Akira).

Wait, did you seriously just call Naruto fans "Narutards"? Or are you just refering to the butthurt ones?

I got it!

Dark Pit vs Dark Samus!

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Wait, did you seriously just call Naruto fans "Narutards"? Or are you just refering to the butthurt ones?

I got it!

Dark Pit vs Dark Samus!

 

Vs. Dark Link and Dark Ness  :mustache:

 

:dash:

 

hey hey  *bada bada badum da* *tsk*

 

#i'mnotsorry

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Wait, did you seriously just call Naruto fans "Narutards"? Or are you just refering to the butthurt ones?

I got it!

Dark Pit vs Dark Samus!

 

The butthurt ones. The ones that act like, just because Naruto is a bunch of anime ninjas, they're on the same level as gods or whatever.

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