T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[spas-ticShotty 3,584]

Oh hell NO. I hate balloons becuase of the popping

 

TPAM is in need of a neck massage

[ZomBrony 347]

not really, I usually just pop my head off and put it back on when my neck gets sore

 

TPAFM can't enjoy the benefits of being a zombie

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

True, I much prefer being alive.

 

TPAM would like to eat ice cream cake with me :3.

[ZomBrony 347]

who wouldn't want to eat ice cream with a princess?

 

TPAFM enjoys ice cream

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Yes.

 

TPAM is a metaphysician.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

False.

 

TPAM is drawing somepony as we speak. If so, who?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Well, not right now but yesterday I was trying to draw my pony self... And two others... Their names start with A and E and represent the other 67% of the colours that make up the colour of white light.

 

TPAFM doesn't know how they'll make it to the next stop.

Edited April 12, 2012 by GDO29Anagram

[Big Bill Hell 123]

I don't even know where the next stop is.

 

The pony after me has broken into song spontaneously.

[ZomBrony 347]

Nope, I don't have that Pinkie power

 

TPAFM isn't listening to background music

[.:~:.Dragonshy.:~:. 5]

true since it's like 1130pm here... my sister would probably kill me if i woke her with background music XP

 

TPAM doesn't live in the USA

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

True, I live in Canada.

 

TPAM likes to sleep in a cool room rather than a hot one.

[.:~:.Dragonshy.:~:. 5]

uh... both... depending on the weather XD

 

TPAM is already in April 12th

[Dizzy Ditzy Doo! 1,120]

Not quite yet, so false

 

TPAM is having an up and down sort of day.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

False, today was pretty productive and amazing for me.

 

TPAM has never dyed their hair, got any peircings, and no tattoos at all.

[Dizzy Ditzy Doo! 1,120]

False, I don't like tattoos, but like piercings and dyeing my hair ;3 but not too much

 

TPAM is about to eat something real quick...

[Electrobolt 2,069]

Nope, not hungry now

 

TPAM got a chocolate bunny for Easter

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

What's Easter? Does it have to do with Weaster?

 

TPAFM jokingly asks about the things they haven't experienced recently when asked about it. Like what I just did.

[Dizzy Ditzy Doo! 1,120]

So in other words, being sarcastic? Then True.

 

TPAM is watching something at the same time of being on the forums.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

[is currently watching Ian is Bored]

 

TPAFM missed out on Easter candy., liek me...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Eeenope. Pigged out on a ton of swedish fish, myself. :3

 

Edit: TPAM remembered to state what the pony after him is. Unlike senile old Jadefire.

Edited April 12, 2012 by Jadefire

[.:~:.Dragonshy.:~:. 5]

False... its kinda late for me to eat anything (1230 am), but i do need a drink... just too lazy to get up

 

TPAM is not a fan of pinkie pie or rarity

[Dizzy Ditzy Doo! 1,120]

False, I love them both, Rarity being my second favorite and Pinkie somewhere along the line of being favored.

I bid thee welcome to the forums!

 

TPAM is wants to take a warm bubble bath, relax with a mud facial, cucumber slices and incenses. I know I do...

Edited April 12, 2012 by Dizzy Leeane Rage

[Electrobolt 2,069]

Um... No... Although I used to love taking bubble baths as a child...

 

TPAM is bored so much right now

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

It's 00:29 right now... So yeah...

 

TPAFM has been through a construction zone whilst on a road trip and understood what was happening.

[ZomBrony 347]

Nope

 

TPAFM Knows better then to use oil in pancakes