T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Kagamine Rin 45]

no

 

 

 

tpam likes golden freddy more than me ;-;

*sits in corner crying*

[AnonBrony 1,468]

No. Foxy #1

 

TPAM can sing. 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I can sing moderately well, but I wouldn't want to go around saying I'm marvellous.

Just average I guess.

 

TPAM likes to go for walks to relax!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Err,no.

 

TPAM likes red velvet cake.

[the_smiling_horse 19]

False. I hate any food with icing on top of it.

 

 

TPAM Knows that if you take rainbow and divide by purple pop tarts multiply by doge subtracted by the square sum of flying spiders = red turtles?

[AnonBrony 1,468]

No I thought it equaled blue turtles... hmm My maths must be wrong.

 

TPAM likes Doctor Who. 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

no not really

 

TPAM is not going to make ships of me and Crimson

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Shit, I just did.

 

TPAM is a human. In which case, have this.

 

*gives you rabid Lyra*

[AnonBrony 1,468]

No I'm not a human I am a alien from SPACE!!!

 

 

TPAM is also not human. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Nein. I am a human.

 

TPAM has knowledge of computers.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

I hope I do!

 

TPAM has trouble sleeping.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

I'll tell you the truth, I don't even know what a computer is. (Ah sarcasm. Wait, I just ruined the joke, damnit)

 

TPAM ruins jokes.

 

Goddamn Ninjas.

Edited November 12, 2014 by Discorded Child

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

My jokes tend to always have a good punchline. 

TPAM favours guitar over piano.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No. Piano sounds much more fabulous.

 

TPAM likes to ninja.

Edited November 12, 2014 by Zigfried Lloyd

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

No, but I get ninjaed all the fucking time.

 

TPAM wishes he was Button.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Nein. He's too whiny for my tastes.

 

TPAM enjoys spreading misery.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Muahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

TPAM ships FlutterDash.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

nyet

 

Same Question

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Of course, But Dislestia is oh so much better in my opinion. 

TPAM considers themselves skilled in the art of Ninja.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

by real life stealth then yes....... by unintentionally replying a few seconds before someone no

 

TPAM needs a hug

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Nein.

 

TPAM has given up on their Duel Monsters deck.

Edited November 12, 2014 by Zigfried Lloyd

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Assuming you're talking about Yu-Gi-Oh cards, yeah.

 

TPAM has fewer than 1000 active posts.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

1275 not counting the ones within the Forums Games

 

TPAM has been here less then a year

[SparklingSquirrels 21,331]

Nope, I've been here for about 1.5 years.

 

Same question.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I only joined as of somewhere around May, so that's less than a year!

TPAM likes asparagus!