T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[FizzyImp 1,838]

what are you smoking?

TPAM is mad right now

 

Air, and yes but not in the angry way.

 

TPAM is going to go to bed in a while...

[Motion Spark 7,807]

I don't think soooooooo....

 

TPAM has 5 bucks left to lend me

[Fire_Fly 499]

Sorry, but I just can't afford to give a buck.

 

TPAM liked that joke...

[FizzyImp 1,838]

Yes I did

 

TPAM is afraid of the dark.

[Jadefire 2,797]

The dark is afraid of me

 

TPAfM is secretly Chuck Norris.

[Fire_Fly 499]

No, but I'm secretly the Anti-Chuck.

 

TPAM can thinks they can defeat me for the fate of the planet!

[Jadefire 2,797]

*smacks with banmorningstar* There, the planet is now mine. >:3

 

TPAfM will bow down to me.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope. Pinky and the Brain already beat you to it.

 

TPAM welcomes their new mousey overlords.

[Fire_Fly 499]

I shall never bow down! Also, I challenge Jadefire for control of the planet!

 

TPAM supports the Fire_Fly Empire.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Nope. Jadefire Empire is best dictatorship.

 

TPAfM supports my empire over Fire_Fly's.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Sorry, but everypony knows the Fire_Fly Empire is where it's at.

 

TPAM would like to be my Assistant.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

keep dreamin'

 

TPAM is sleepy now

[Jadefire 2,797]

Sleep is for the wea...

 

...zzz...

 

TPAfM is currently asleep.

Edited September 13, 2012 by Jadefire

[Fire_Fly 499]

Unacceptable.

 

My armies have only just begun to take over Moscow. Falling asleep now would give you the upper hoof.

 

TPAM will join the Pegasus cause!

[Motion Spark 7,807]

no, stop inviting me to weird stuff

 

TPAM doesn't want to go!

[Jadefire 2,797]

Unicorns are the master race! *casts give-you-a-lousy-mustache spell*

 

TPAfM knows de magicks.

 

Edit: Ninja'd, but I think my answer still kinda works.

Edited September 13, 2012 by Jadefire

[Fire_Fly 499]

De magicks are useless against our superior speed!

 

TPAM is now a member of the Fire_Fly Royal Air-Force.

[Jadefire 2,797]

*looks down, is now wearing an air-force uniform* Huh, would you look at that...

 

TPAfM thinks I'd look good in uniform. ;3

[Motion Spark 7,807]

I don't even know how you look like :S

 

TPAM think Jadefire should post a pic of himself in the "post a picture of yourself" thread

[Fire_Fly 499]

Yes, but I will never kiss my enemy........more than once.

Ninja'd. To answer Motion Spark's question: ...........I say put it to a vote!

 

TPAM is tired of living under unicorn rule.

Edited September 13, 2012 by Fire_Fly

[Jadefire 2,797]

Unicorn rule is best rule.

 

TPAfM is a unicorn.

 

TPAM think Jadefire should post a pic of himself in the "post a picture of yourself" thread

 

Maybe some day.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

I am

 

TPAM is a unicorn :3

[Jadefire 2,797]

But of course.

 

TPAfM agrees that I'm best pony.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Best Unicorn Dictator? Sure.

 

Best Pony? Come at me, bro.

 

TPAM thinks this should turn into a roleplay.

Edited September 13, 2012 by Fire_Fly

[Motion Spark 7,807]

how?

 

TPAM enjoyed "Ponyville" forum game/roleplay XD