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  1. 1. What would you do if your favorite pony beat you up?

    • Cry
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    • Give a swift punch back
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    • Try to get away
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    • A quick kick to the crotch (keep in mind the main 6 are female)
      1
    • Kiss
      10
    • Bear hug
      10
    • Tickle time!
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    • Eat 'em
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    • Hold >name of your favorite pony< down and force >name of your favorite pony< to fart rainbows
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    • Resolve the fighting with peace talk and friendship! :D
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    • Other
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    • RAPE (I'm just seeing who would do it [troll face])
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If Rarity was beating me up, I'd just take it as her being into BDSM #Rarityismymistress  

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That 80s Pony

I would be so sad if Twilight beat me up.    I believe the most reasonable answer would be to resolve our conflict with peace and friendship. Then she would have something to write in her journal fu

Ruddboy Olaf
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I imagine I'd try one of Johnny Bravo's lines.

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I would be so sad if Twilight beat me up.  :( 

I believe the most reasonable answer would be to resolve our conflict with peace and friendship.

Then she would have something to write in her journal full of morals and lessons.  :P 

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Scootalove

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I would have to use their ultimate weakness, tickling!

 

Besides if Rainbow Dash beat me up, I would be too defenseless to try to counter or dodge any of her attacks if she flying straight into me. Plus, she shows no mercy unless you are her friend.

 

So, I'd have to use tickling.

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Archer Dash

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Quite the difficult question.  I would feel hurt, yet get the heck out of there and wait for Dash to calm down.  Wait, one cannot run from Rainbow Dash.... fiddlesticks.

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I imagine I'd try one of Johnny Bravo's lines.

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If I were beaten up by Dashie, I'd probably dead from the physical trauma.

 

Not to mention the MENTAL trauma that comes from having a pastel horse appearing, beating you up and flying away.

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Tickle tickle!

 

As they always say, laughter's the best medicine! :D

 

And Dashie's got a pretty cute and silly laugh. 

 

Why hit a filly, that would label me as a coward. 

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If Octavia beat me up, the first thing I would be thinking is "wow, she's a lot stronger than I thought". I would try to figure out why she is upset enough to beat me up in the first place. Then, try to make things right. If things are still going bad, I would get Vinyl Scratch to try to talk some sense into her since they're best friends.

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My fav pony is DT(as a villain, she's awesome) so I'd probably bearhug her until she either gives in or she gets the air crushed out of her.

 

BTW, you are aware in the crotch attack option that it hurts for females to have that happen to them, right?

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I'd probably be pretty sad if Dashie beat me up...

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Shanks

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If such a beating were to take place it would most likely be because Applejack's overprotective side kicked in and saw me as a threat, I am a 6 foot tall 300+ pound human so I could kind of understand why I may be perceived as a bit intimidating. I would try as best as I can to end things peacefully by letting her know I am not a threat but that may be easier said than done.

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Pinkie!? But...why? Why would someone as sweet and carefree as her do something like that? Well, I'd try to resolve it by hugging her, while crying, and trying to have a talk with her about friendship.

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Archer Dash

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Anyone up to show any affection?

Sorry but kissing the pony who just beat you up isn't really a logical idea.  Unless context states otherwise.

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Hyperhooves

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MY SWEET ANGLES?, MY LOVEABLE but at the same time( sometimes con ponies)  BOYS?

Why would Film and Flam beat me up? I would probably first cry because if that ever did happen I would be pretty heartbroken :(

And then I would try my best to ask them what is the matter and calming them down without getting them even more mad at me,and if that doesn't work I would then continue my plan of loveable hugging and kissing (not on the lips) until thy both forgive me.

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