Ask Riley and Anala

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

No? Reality warping demigod spring to mind? When I say something, it is so.

Ooh! Say that a pile of cookies magically appeared! *stupid smile*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Ooh! Say that a pile of cookies magically appeared! *stupid smile*

I don't need to. They are over there.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I don't need to. They are over there.

*dumb laugh* *noms cookies, getting saliva everywhere*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

See?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

See?

*builds cookie fort*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Hey Riley, I've heard you've got a lot of interesting stories, like that time you were turned into a plushie, and that time Anala tricked you into letting her shoot and apple off your head. Got any other interesting stories to share?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

@@FortyTwo42,

 

I could, but I'd be old and weary before I even finished.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

How about just one story then?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

How about just one story then?

You'll have to give me time to remember.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

How about I ask Anala something while you have some time to think?

 

So, Anala, do you play archery professionally? As in, do you compete against the other great archers out there?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

How about I ask Anala something while you have some time to think?

 

So, Anala, do you play archery professionally? As in, do you compete against the other great archers out there?

I've been in at least a few competitions.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I've been in at least a few competitions.

Did you win?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Did you win?

All except one. In the one I lost, I shot the victor in the chest.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You shot the victor in the chest?! Isn't that a bit of an overreaction?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

You shot the victor in the chest?! Isn't that a bit of an overreaction?

Got ya there, didn't I? Don't worry, he's alive and well. As far as I know, nopony got shot that day.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Thank Celestia nopony was hurt. You really had me shocked for a moment there.

 

By the way, thought of a story yet, Riley?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Thank Celestia nopony was hurt. You really had me shocked for a moment there.

 

By the way, thought of a story yet, Riley?

Not a real story, but... *takes out sheet of paper* Here's a fanfic Anala and I wrote. It's about us saving Equestria with our AWESOMENESS!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Not a real story, but... *takes out sheet of paper* Here's a fanfic Anala and I wrote. It's about us saving Equestria with our AWESOMENESS!

Oh, are you and Anala writers too? *Takes sheet of paper and begins reading*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Oh, are you and Anala writers too? *Takes sheet of paper and begins reading*

*wait anxiously*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*Finishes reading* Well, I think that answers my question. You two aren't writers, are you? I'm sorry, but that story was just filled with too many clichés, and you two just turned yourselves into Mary Sues and solved everything effortlessly by 'being awesome'. It's not an engaging plot if there's no challenge for the heroes.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*Finishes reading* Well, I think that answers my question. You two aren't writers, are you? I'm sorry, but that story was just filled with too many clichés, and you two just turned yourselves into Mary Sues and solved everything effortlessly by 'being awesome'. It's not an engaging plot if there's no challenge for the heroes.

I told you we shouldn't have used lines like "You won't get away with this!" and "Oh, but I already have!" and "Muahahaha! I am so evil!" and "Oh, my fair stallion, let us kiss and unite with the magic of love and friendship!"!

 

Hey, at least I'm not the one who had their self-insert always get "awesomely perfect aim with a sprinkle of radicalness"!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Maybe it would help if in addition to your strengths, you inserted your flaws as well? For example, perhaps Riley could add in some more of his childish nature, and Anala could add in some more of her obnoxiousness?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Maybe it would help if in addition to your strengths, you inserted your flaws as well? For example, perhaps Riley could add in some more of his childish nature, and Anala could add in some more of her obnoxiousness?

Great idea! *starts scrawling on paper*

 

'& then Riley akted childissh allso Anala wuz obbnockshush, and the baddie agreed to be a good guy if they stoppd'

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No, that doesn't work either. I think you took those traits too far this time. And I never meant to suggest start using incorrect spelling.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

No, that doesn't work either. I think you took those traits too far this time. And I never meant to suggest start using incorrect spelling.

If you're such an expert, let's see what you push out! *throws pencil at 42*