Hearth's Warming Eve: a dramatic MLP poem

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For the full effect, this poem is intended to be read in a commanding, dramatic voice with long pauses after each line.

 

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A NONSENSE POEM, AND IS INTENDED PURELY FOR FUN.

 

 

Hearth's Warming Eve,

I used to know a guy named Steve.

My favorite pony's name is Applejack,

I think I'm about to have a heart attack.

When Pinkie Pie begins to jest,

Nopony else says a word in protest.

If Twilight tries her very best,

Nopony else will have a chance to rest.

I can't think of a line for Rarity, Rainbow, or Fluttershy,

So I'm moving on before I start to cry.

I knew not of this pony called Alicorn.

Saetan Daemon SaDiablo spoke his mind with Lorn.

Nothing warms the soul like a bowl of soup.

This little pony done flew the coop.

I'm a fan of My Little Pony; you might even call me a Brony,

"We must deal with this thang," says Mr. Mohney.

Mock and shun this poor old pony if you please,

For he will be imprisoned within the Hecatonchires.

This poem sounds as if it's read by Zecora,

They told me I could be anything, so I became Anti-Form Sora.

The Grustrag Three will silence the lamb,

Gimmie s'more a that sweet, Zap Apple Jam!

On this warmest of holidays, let us rejoice in friendship,

Little Johnny-Slow-Poke loves his Fun Valley Flip.

We're all of us ponies, no matter which hat we choose to adorn,

Let's have a round of applause for every earth pony, pegasus, and unicorn!

 

 

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~Justin_Case001